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Jimmy... - Hi.

So we need to talk, huh?

Yeah. About the kiss, right?

Yes, let's talk.

- Jimmy, we need to talk. - Not now, Ravi, I'm busy.

Oh, sorry. You know what? I'll just make it quick.

You know how I keep having those really boring dreams?

Well, this one takes the cake...

- Ravi... - Just imagine my apartment,

but not my apartment, more boring...

Get out.

Yep.

- So I... - So I...

- Oh, you first. - No, go ahead.

- Go ahead. - Ladies first.

- Fine, I'll... - So, I would...

You talk.

- Okay. When I... - It's just that...

Come on!

I'm gonna talk now!

That kiss...

was a big mistake.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm so relieved to hear you say that.

I feel the exact same way.

Thank God.

- We were just emotional. - Yeah.

We got caught up in the moment.

It's my fault.

I mean, my vulnerability is just too sexy.

I am in a great relationship with Craig.

I am in a great relationship with Catherine.

I don't want to put that in jeopardy.

I don't want to put it in Wheel of Fortune.

Sorry, I can't turn it off.

Okay, we need to take this to our grave.

Yes.

It's between you, me, and the lady upstairs.

He kissed her?! What?

They kissed? On the lips?

That's so crazy!

We can explain! It was a one-time thing!

- Aw... - What's to explain?

My little girl just had her first kiss

with White Victor's son.

- Oh. Oh... - Oh, so cute.

Isn't that cute?

- (LAUGHS) - We're just...

Grandparents.

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Okay. We almost blew it out there.

We need to be better than that.

Yeah, we need to think fast on our feet.

Now, I learned this trick in improv class...

I don't need improv tricks.

You'd be a stubborn scene partner, I'll tell you what.

Why are we still talking about improv?

Gerald has an announcement.

Let's get out there and just be cool.

I... I'm cool.

- Cool. - Cool.

Right?

Oh, hey, guys, we're just getting started.

- Shagadelic. - Yeah, baby!

Yeah.

Okay.

Family, friends,

my dad's super-successful girlfriend,

my mom's... tall boyfriend.

Thank you for coming.

I brought you here today because tomorrow

is a very, very special day:

I'm gonna propose to Vanessa.

Oh!

- Oh! - Yes!

I got a whole master proposal plan.

- (GERALD CHUCKLES) - (JIMMY INHALES SHARPLY)

The best part, though, is

you guys are all a part of it.

Great.

- Oh, that's sweet. - Ugh.

Just say you don't want to do it.

Stand up for yourself for once.

- What's that, Annelise? - Nothing! Happy to help!

Oh, great.

Hey, do you want Robin Thicke to serenade her?

One phone call.

- I know his dad, Alan. - Mmm.

No, here's the plan. I am gonna steal Vanessa's phone

and help her "find" it

the way I did the night Edie was conceived.

- Oh... - In the process, we're gonna go to

a bunch of places that have special meaning to us

and it's all gonna end in a super romantic finale

at the cell phone store where we both worked.

- Oh! - (PLEASED MURMURING)

Thanks.

Honey, this'll be amazing.

I'm so happy for you.

Just let us know how we can help.

Well, uh, we actually need to decorate the store.

I thought maybe you two could do it together?

Together?

- Yeah, baby! - Shagadelic.

Yep. Here we are.

Just two parents making

a papier-mâché heart for their son.

- As friends. - That's right.

Oh, Jimmy, love this lamp.

Hey, babe, we should get something like this

for our place.

Sorry, your place. Jumped the gun.

What... you guys are moving in together? Really?

Well... that's good.

- Good for you. - Thank you. We're excited.

- As you should be. - As we are.

- Good for you. - Thank you. We're excited.

As you should be.

You okay?

Yep.

Never been better, honey bunny.

- (BOTH LAUGHS) . Say, there's an idea.

Look at us.

Just two couples

making out near each other.

Gotta love it.

How sweet it is.

Yes, well, that is very sweet,

but I have to go deal with a work thing.

Oh, yeah, I gotta get to band practice, too, so...

- Oh. - All right, well, we'll just...

we'll just stay here, then, and finish the, you know,

the papier-mâché heart.

Smell you later.

Sayonara, bitches.

What the hell was that?

Keep it together, woman!

Could you have been more obvious?

Me? I was selling it!

I was Peter freaking Dinklage compared to you!

That's a weird person to choose as an example of a great actor.

The point is, we have to take that kiss

- and put it behind us. - That never happened.

And that thing that never happened

is never gonna happen again.

Never!

If we make a kid from this,

- you better let me know this time. - (LAUGHS)

Oh god, you know the last time we did this was 1989?

Very Taylor Swift.

What are we doing?

You mean specifically?

Well, I thought I'd start off on top,

and then we roll over.

I do this new slap and tickle thing

that you're gonna love.

No, no, no, I'm serious.

This is insane.

I gotta go.

Hold on.

- What if we got back together? - (LAUGHS)

Nice try, buddy.

The pants stay on.

I'm serious.

I know I messed up the first time.

I stood you up at the Cure concert.

Among many things, yeah, I remember.

What if we gave it another shot?

You ever think of that?

- Nope. - Never?

Really?

Maybe a little.

I knew it! See, I'm a classic.

You always return to the classics.

No, actually, it's because I think you've changed.

Well, that's the thing about me. I'm always changing.

No, I mean it, Jimmy.

I've seen the way that you are

with our granddaughter and our son,

and the fact that you have not once

hit on his smoking hot girlfriend.

Thank you! I'm finally getting credit for that.

But I can't go through that again, Jimmy.

You messed me up so bad the first time,

I think it's kind of why I became a therapist.

And I'm not 21 anymore.

I can't recover from tequila shots like I used to,

and I can't recover from heartbreak like I used to.

Well, I'm not 26 anymore.

I know I look it on the outside, but...

I wouldn't let you down this time, I promise.

Damn it, Jimmy.

Wait. So we're gonna do this?

- (SNORTS) - We're... we're really gonna do this?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We have to break up

with Craig and Catherine first.

Right.

I'll go talk to Catherine.

And I'll talk to Craig.