Dear Ex (誰先愛上他的)

Do you know that adults are the stupidest creatures on earth?

They think they can just make up stories to hide secrets.

They're retards.

They said that bad guys killed my dad for the insurance money.

What an idiot.

I've known all along that my dad was gay.

He died 95 days ago.

I don't know where people go after they die,

but Liu San-lien

took me to a place...

It's 1:05 p.m. now. The program you're listening to now is Mommy DoReMi.

I'm your host, Chung Hsin-ling.

Nobody's home. There's no use banging the door.

- He must still be sleeping. - Who?

A shameless guy.

- Someone Sung Cheng-yuan knows. - So he is Dad's friend.

- Why do you have to talk that way? - How about you?

Is that how you talk to your mom?

Birds of the same feather flock together.

Still sleeping?

I don't believe that I can't wake you up.

Are you looking for me?

- He made you the beneficiary, didn't he? - What?

Or did you change the beneficiary when he was unconscious?

You shameless bastard!

That money was meant for his son.

Tell him your name and who your dad is.

Tell him yourself.

Sung Cheng-hsi.

If you play with your phone again, I'll break it!

If you're coming in, please close the door behind you.

Otherwise, just close the door.

He needs to go to high school, college and then study abroad.

Never mind that you two messed up my life. Now you're taking his son's money too?

Are you coming in or not, Auntie?

Who...

Who are you calling Auntie?

Are you coming in or not?

You wait here!

Drink this if you're thirsty.

I'll be out in a second.

Take it, Sung Cheng-hsi!

Quick.

I'll be out in a second.

Sung Cheng-yuan's insurance money was his way of making up to his son.

- Did he make you the beneficiary? - "Ben"? "Fishery"?

- Can you speak in Mandarin? - How dare you? Stop playing dumb.

Auntie, you're not busy, but I am!

I don't have time for this. Let me be straight with you.

If you have any conscience, give it back.

I don't know what Ben or fishery you are talking about.

All I know is that Sung Cheng-yuan gave you every penny he had, didn't he?

If you're not the beneficiary, then who is?

Turn left when you go out. Get your answer at the temple there.

Quit playing innocent.

You shameless mistress.

Watch your mouth! Do you have any respect?

I'm still a guy.

At least, call me a male lover.

You've got a week to give me the insurance money.

Or I swear I'll find a congressman and hold a press conference.

I'll make sure the whole world knows

- that you're a family-wrecking fag. - Why don't you get the SNG vans to come?

- Right here. - You pervert. Shame on you!

- Here! - Don't think I wouldn't dare.

You damn gay!

Hubby, pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone, Hubby.

Hubby, pick up the phone now.

Hubby, pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone, Hubby.

- Tell me, who's the mistress now? - Hubby, pick up the phone now.

Do you hear this clearly?

Hubby, pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone, Hubby.

Hubby, pick up the phone...

What's on your mind?

Do you want to talk about it?

What kind of sports do you like to do?

Dancing?

Basketball?

Or video games?

I like to beat up people. Can I go now?

Thank you for respecting my opinion.

I'll respect your privacy too.

Unless you have the intention to hurt yourself or others.

Otherwise, I won't tell your mom what we've talked about.

How is that possible? She pays you.

Your mom pays me

to help you.

It's not to tell her what we've discussed.

Do you think talking to you will stop me from beating people up?

You'll only know when you've tried.

How about

we try something else?

Ask me anything you want.

It can be about anything.

Family, friendship,

love, anything.

Anything you want.

Between a mistress and a male lover,

who do you think would win?

MISTRESS

LIU SAN-LIEN

Sung Cheng-hsi!

Are you going to wake up or not?

It must be the name "Liu San-lien"

- that made her a mistress. - You have to be early.

The alarm has been ringing for ten minutes.

All right. Have it your way.

Don't say I didn't wake you up if you're late.

She is the noisiest woman on Earth.

Sung Cheng-hsi!

What the hell did you stick in the keyhole?

She thinks the whole world owes her.

- Mrs. Sung. - So she's in a bad mood every day.

The name listed as the beneficiary

is not your son.

What do you mean?

He changed it to that lover's name?

I told you to sue him for adultery. You didn't want to.

How can I do that?

I have a life to live, so does Sung Cheng-hsi.

He's the cheater.

The shame is on him.

What does it have to do with your lives?

You are so stupid!

- I don't know... - He was cheating on me with a man!

Even if the lover was...

I hate meal times the most.

Sung Cheng-hsi.

What do you think I'm saving up for?

It's for you to study abroad so you can have a better life.

And you got these grades?

Is this how you repay me?

Am I not working hard enough?

You don't have to do anything else.

Just study. Is that so hard?

Tell me. Is that so hard?

Why don't you try it then? Let's see if you can get good grades.

You're talking back to me.

Do I have tuition?

Don't I need to work to earn money?

Do you know how expensive the tuition of private schools are?

They charge so much money but I still have to teach you myself.

I'm going to see the principal tomorrow.

Don't embarrass yourself again.

Embarrass myself?

Say that again.

Who's embarrassing?

It's Hollywood's loss that she didn't become an actress.

Your grades are the reason Sung Cheng-yuan didn't want to see you.

Do you know that?

Here we go.

Three, two, one.

I'm giving you everything, Sung Cheng-hsi.

Why can't you simply try harder for me?

Why can't you do something to make me proud?

- I dare you to say that again. - She should go

- to Hollywood. - Sung Cheng-hsi.

I don't deserve this!

Who embarrassed whom?

You entered my room again?

I changed your sheets and vacuumed the floor.

What if you get rashes again?

Where's my stuff?

What stuff? You throw your stuff around. Then, blame me when you lose it.

That's my stuff.

Didn't I pay for all of your stuff?

Give it back!

- Give what back? - The stuff that you can't buy with money.

What kind of society are we living in?

What can't be bought with money?

Dad's letters, his pictures, and the watch he gave me.

That lousy man.

He didn't even leave you the insurance money.

- What are you reminiscing about? - It's still my stuff!

I threw them away.

You are so annoying!

Where are you going?

It's grandpa's birthday dinner tonight. Don't be late.

Adults who won't admit their mistakes should be punished.

His name is Chieh.

MISTRESS

Because he's a mistress with a dick,

so he is a...

MALE LOVER

KAO YU-CHIEH

He must be on drugs.

He walks around in his pajamas daily.

Why won't the police do something about it?

Morning.

Chieh, what are you doing here?

Here.

You haven't had breakfast, right?

Steamed dumplings.

You need to look after yourself too, not just the patient.

Okay.

Get well soon, folks.

Best of luck to you!