Dugdugi

Stop, stop, stop.

Why won't it open?

Open, damn it!

It won't open, sir. Needs greasing.

When you know that

grease the channels instead of buttering up people.

- Sorry, sir. - Pull!

Yes, sir.

- Not me! - Then?

- The drawer! - Oh! Yes, sir.

- I'll do it. - Yes.

Either pull it open or break it open.

My office is full of idiots!

Just get a hammer and break it.

No hammer in the office, sir. Should I get a brick?

Shut up!

Don't talk crap, Kanai.

A 50-lakh case is pending

and all the documents are in this drawer.

Your case is a lost cause.

I can't go to court today.

Why?

I sent you all the papers you asked for.

I sent everything yesterday, sir.

Tender notice, balance sheets, income tax papers, everything.

Here, I'll show you.

Your income tax papers...

Balance sheets...

And tender notice.

See?

Thank God I didn't open the envelope in front of the judge.

You sent me a bunch of old newspapers.

And the idiot who delivered it didn't even check what's inside.

You think this is a joke?

Who did you send, Kanai?

I sent Abanish, sir.

Abanish Halder from the purchase department.

- Has that moron come to office? - Yes, sir.

- Call him. - Yes, sir.

Wait.

I'll call him.

Rascal!

Inefficient employee!

Where the hell are the court papers?

- I gave them to him. - Oh really?

Who's this?

You gave him a bunch of old newspapers, you moron!

I'll throw you out of office!

He better receive all the documents by tomorrow.

Are they still intact?

Why are you looking up?

- Sir, I'm wondering how this happened. - Uff!

What an idiot!

Is your head full of cow dung?

Looking up at the ceiling!

I'll kick you out of this office!

And you won't get a single penny. Not even your provident fund.

If we get into trouble because of you

I'll have you arrested.

Then you'll learn your lesson!

- Let's go! - Yes.

Get back to work, everyone.

- Back to work. - Yes, yes.

What are you looking at? Show's over.

Get going.

- Come, Abanish. - (indistinct chatter)

Come outside.

Stop crowing around. It's not a rally.

DUGDUGI

You're a wimp.

- (indistinct chatter) - Can't stand up for yourself.

You could've said...

that mistakes happen.

That you'd deliver the right documents.

Why do you get so scared?

Thought I'd say that.

But I'm not good with words.

- The way he charged at me... - Hmm.

You were shaking all over.

No, that thing was shaking.

Huh?

The table.

The boss was shaking it so hard.

You're a coward.

Someone raises their voice and you piss your pants!

Be a man.

Sit up.

What did you even do?

Yeah, it's just a silly mistake.

Mistakes are bound to happen at work.

Be a little positive.

So, you delivered the wrong envelope to the lawyer.

Big deal.

Couldn't you have told the boss that he makes mistakes too?

I thought I'd say that too.

- As if. - Should've told him.

I wish I'd told him that.

Toughen up.

Like they say, a cat looks for soft ground.

Why? Why do cats want soft ground?

Don't know.

But if you're too soft, people will exploit you.

Oh.

Hey!

What do you do at night?

I sleep.

I mean with your wife. Do you do it?

Hmm.

No way.

Then why don't you have kids yet?

How would I know that?

Everything is fine.

Sure?

Hmm.

Don't know who's the one with the problem.

Biggest problem is, you're a loser.

Charity begins at home.

Go home and man up.

Threaten to leave if the food is not served.

Threaten to turn her out if your towel isn't ready.

That's it.

Soon, you'll have kids.

You'll be confident in office too.

Practice it on your wife.

That way, she'll be in your grip.

Any news of your wife?

You know what your problem is?

You're a smart-a**.

This is why you shouldn't help others.

How do you care if my wife ran away?

That's true.

- You're an escapist. - No, no--

You are an escapist!

There should be a fire in you.

Got it?

Pay for the tea.

- Hello. - Hmm.

- Kumkum. - What?

- What's wrong with you? - Why? What happened?

I was humiliated in front of my boss because of you.

Why did you touch my office documents?

I didn't.

Who else could it be? No one else at home.

- What the hell? - All our problems are because of you.

Don't have time for your rubbish. Bye.

Fine!

How much?

- Why are you hiding? - Why would I hide?

I'm in a rush, so I walked ahead.

You're looking gorgeous!

- I'm impressed! - Drop the act.

You were supposed to take me for a movie.

Have to cancel today. Something's come up.

I have to go home.

Did your wife shout at you?

Huh! She dare not.

It's nothing like that. I messed up at office.

Left the court case papers at home. What if I don't find them?

Lies.

- You're just scared of your wife. - As if.

I gave it real good to Kumkum today.

Hmmph!

Hey! I mean I gave her a scolding.

- Look, I have to go home. - Hmmph!

What happened?

As if you don't know.

Kumkum and Kumkum!

I've told you I don't like it when you take your wife's name.

Hey!

- Why are you storming off? - My wish!

Don't be like that, darling.

Promise I'll take you for the film next week.

- It'll go off theatres by then. - Hmm.

Shouldn't have gotten involved with a loser like you.

- Don't say that, honey. - Go to hell!

Give me 500 bucks.

For what?

I've been waiting all day to go for that movie.

Even I was waiting to cosy up with you in the movie hall.

Give me money or I'm leaving.

I need cash for the cab.

Don't nag me on the phone. Hmmph!

Excuse me.

SMALL OR BENT MEMBER? TROUBLE HAVING CHILDREN?

Stop, stop!

Excuse me.

Sorry, sorry.

Annoying!

Yes, uncle.

When are you having children?

- When it's time. - What do you mean?

What did the doctor say? Who's the one with the problem?

No one. The doctor can't tell yet.

- I'll go over one day. - Yeah, yeah.

I mean, take your time.

There's no rush.

Come over after the rainy season.

Why? A lot of water logging in the area?

Yes. It reaches up to my chest.

Hmmph!