The Big Bird Cage

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* my kicks, my shoes

* my stomps

* I'm here for lying

* I know you're jiving

* I understand

* I understand it

* walk pretty for the people

* I try to get all you can

* walk pretty for the people

* if you want your man

* yeah, yeah, yeah

* oh, walk on, on

* doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo *

* doo, doo, doo

* doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo *

* doo, doo, doo

So that's eddy's wife.

She's not at all like you described her to me.

* I try to get all you can

* all you can

You know who that is?

That American actress who almost got the prime minister

Into a pistol duel over her.

* if you want your man

That's the wrong chord!

No, it's right.

I'll show you the right chord, damn it.

Give me that!

All right, everybody.

Stack 'em up.

That's right, folks.

This here's a stickup, and that's a natural fact.

All right, come on. Come on. Give it all up.

Come on. Come on.

You steal from the rich, you can keep it.

That's my motto.

The watch, the ring, wallets, everything, take 'em.

Hey, are these people for real or what?

Watch.

This ain't a nice place for a girl like you.

Come on.

No, leave her along.

Ooh!

Come on, boys.

All right, everybody, down on the floor.

Get down on the floor!

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Hey, guys, come back!

Hey, taxi.

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What do want me for?

I'm goin' rape you.

What the hell do you think I want?

Oh, baloney.

I don't believe it.

Besides, you can't rape me.

I like sex.

Ho-ho, all right.

Okay, you're a hostage.

How do you like that?

I love it.

Oh, baby, you really got some class, man.

Somebody's gonna pay a lot of pesos

To get you back in a family.

Where are you going, to your bandit's hideaway or something?

Bandit?

What the hell you mean, bandit?

I ain't no bandit.

I'm a revolutionary.

Christ, I know who you are.

You're that crazy chick that's been shacking up

With half the government.

Now, wait a minute.

Christ, I can't get a dime for you.

Man, they'd pay me to get rid of ya.

You ain't nothing' but plain purple...

Christ.

Maybe this is where me and you goin' to part company.

Tell 'em I went the other way, will you?

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We've captured the female accomplice.

What do you think you're bloody doing, you idiot?

Shut up.

You're under arrest.

You put us in a difficult position, Ms. rich.

Of course,

You understand that this is only an informal summary proceeding.

We have to make some temporary arrangements.

These things take time to arrange.

I demand to contact the American council.

Of course.

You may write a letter.

However, your behavior here

Has already embarrassed your government.

I wouldn't expect a very enthusiastic response

If I were you.

I want a lawyer.

I've already told you.

This is your lawyer, Ms. rich.

Believe me, Ms. rich,

I have your own interest at heart.

As your lawyer,

I advice you that it's best to let matters quiet down a bit.

Yes, it will take time.

These things always take time.

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Hey, you two, get out.

This way, this way.

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Okay, girls, line up there.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

You, out.

There will be no special favors for anyone.

The main rules here are no fighting

And no fornication with anyone of any kind ever.

Now, I want you to see something.

You see.

They know who you are,

And they will always be able to find you,

No matter how fast or how far you may run.

Django!

Django is coming!

It's django.

Where have you been?

Huh?

I said, where have you been?

Ooh!

I've been through the goddamn forest, you dumb shithead.

Ow.

Baby, oh, baby.

Blossom, honey.

You philandering, fornicating bastard!

You went off with that skinny honky for two days

And gonna come back here and call me honey?

Now, wait a minute, blossom, honey.

I told you I was gonna cut it off

If you tried to pull that shit on me.

Skinhead cockroach.

Come on.

Come on, jive ass.

Lousy, no-good...

Your ass is mine, woman.

I'm sorry, baby,

But I figured you needed to cool off.

Hurray!

Django, baby.

What a man, that django.

What a woman, that blossom.

If only we have more like her.

What a revolution we could have then.

Yeah, yeah.

What an army we could raise if we only have a lot of women.

Hey, that's a good idea.

Let's steal some.

What?

We're men.

Let's steal some women for the revolution.

How many do you think we should have?

100, 200.

Great.

Great, man.

Splendid.

Now, from where?

What?

Where are we going to find 200 women we can steal, uh?

Oh.

There must be some place.