Ghost Stories (学校の怪談)

Hey, is someone here?

Hey, quit messing around!

Behind you.

Hey, there it is!

Is that the new school we'll go to?

You know, a long time ago

your grandmother was the principal here

and this is actually the place

where your mother and I first met.

I kinda like the old school better.

- No no, you're looking at the old schoolhouse,

the school you two are gonna be going to is next door.

Huh?

- Awesome, it's a brand new building!

That's great!

I was kinda worried there weren't gonna be any,

you know, modern bathrooms.

So you were scared too then, huh?

Well, I wasn't scared exactly.

Whatcha lookin' at?

Satsuki, get back in here,

you'll get your head cut off!

Oh, Dad, you worry too much!

Put that in the back room.

You got it.

The rest of them will be all right,

the movers will take care of it, don't worry.

Why you wanna live in your dead wife's

old house is beyond me.

It's sick, you're sick!

Wow, Dad!

Grandpa, this place is so big!

Can we go upstairs?

- Sure but don't bother them. - Yeah!

- When this bitch kicks, I'm moving to Vegas.

Wow, all ready for us to move in!

Wow, hey!

You think it's okay if we make this our game room?

Well, let's ask Dad about it later.

Ooh, white panties!

Yo, my name's Hajime.

You're the new transfer student, aren't you?

Yes, but it's none of your business!

I guess you're the new pervert?

Whatever!

I was here first you know!

Listen, you flashed me, remember that!

Satsuki, Keiichirou?

Help me with your mother, will you?

Okay!

Just grab her picture.

Okay.

Bleh!

So she doesn't have a mother.

Sad!

You sure you both are okay?

- It'll be all right, don't worry about us!

Just don't be late for your first day of work.

I won't.

Now remember you two, just say no to everything.

Okay.

Goodbye, Daddy!

- All right, Keiichirou- - Hey!

Out with it!

Ah-ha!

Why did you bring him with you?

- Well, because I don't have any friends here yet.

The teacher's gonna get mad at you.

Take him back-

Hey!

Kaya!

Kaya, no!

Kaya!

Kaya!

Hey, there he is!

He went in the old schoolhouse.

Let's go.

It, it, it was just the wind, yeah.

There's nothing to be afraid of, Keiichirou,

monsters only get evil people like Republicans

and we're not old enough to vote!

White again! Well!

(sobbing) Pervert!

Well, I've been called worse than that.

You're stalking me.

You flatter yourself way too much, baby.

Look, I just came here to give you a warning

and that's all I came here for.

What warning?

- No trespassing in the old schoolhouse, with good reason.

But Kaya came in here.

What's a Kaya?

It's our cat, idiot.

Now be a good neighbor and help us look for him.

- No thanks, I'm getting the hell outta here!

What's your problem?

We're just looking for our cat.

Well, this place is haunted.

Huh?

- Allow the school's top psychical researcher

to explain it to you.

Oh, the name's Leo by the way.

You see the numerous- - Don't be stupid!

Just because we're new to town

doesn't mean we're from the sticks.

- I hear non-believers tend to get targeted even more.

They come after you and get you from behind!

What, what is it?

I'm sorry.

I didn't scare you, did I?

You're an older classman.

Giggity-giggity.

Oh, there's no need to apologize.

I'm the one who's just moved to town,

I should be introducing myself to you!

I'm Satsuki Manshita.

Manshita?

That's right.

- Hm, I'm Momoko, I think I'm in the class ahead of you.

Really? A little older?

How do you do?

Not too good, actually.

That big gust of wind blew my hat off.

It flew in here, I came to find it.

I can help!

- Yes, why don't you let us look for your hat for you?

Oh, that's so nice of you!

- Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Hajime.

And my name is, uh, call me Leo.

Hi, Leo.

Okay, you'll find a hat but not a cat?

- Mind your own business, panty girl!

Now I believe you said it flew in here?

Don't be afraid, Momoko, it's all right,

I'm right here with you.

Yeah, and, uh, me too.

You're such brave, strong, handsome men.

Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?

No, I'm Jewish.

- I just wanna make sure that you're saved.

I am and ever since I was saved I've had the gifts

and I can sense this place is haunted.

As a matter of fact, I feel a very strong sense

of evil right now, just around the corner.

- It's that the statue of Kinjiro Ninomiya?

- Why, yes it is, and he looks really cute in my hat.

You stupid idiot!

The only thing that scared me

was you screaming like little girl!

Ass.

- But wasn't that statue outside a while ago?

Christ!

Run!

Sweet Jesus, that was scary!

Yeah, moving statues are.

- The stories of paranormal- - Here.

- Activity in the old- - God bless you!

Schoolhouse are true!

- Hey, Hardy Boy, let's just get outta here.

- We can't leave, Kaya's still-

- I don't care about your cat, he's probably dead.

Shut up!

Kaya's a very special cat!

Kaya just showed up on the day of our mother's funeral.

Our dead mother!

You feel bad now?

I can only hope she knew about Jesus.