Maanaadu (மாநாடு)

'Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls'

Welcome on board this aircraft

'This is Sanjay, your inflight manager Pleasure having you all on board'

'Enjoy your flight, thank you'

Get everything organized Madam, vanakkam

This is my card You can reach me anytime

May I know the reason for delay in taking off?

I have a conference to attend to

VP...many VIPs are waiting for me

I should be there and you are hindering my service to our nation

- I don't know Tamil, sir - I don't know Hindi!

- That's English, boss! - I don't know that either

I'll call my colleague, sir

Sanjay

'Call the pilot'

Yes, sir...?

Brother, vanakkam

Why is this delay in take off?

We are waiting for a celebrity to board

But I'm already here

Not you, sir, he is coming in a connecting flight

As soon as he boards we can take off, sir

Who is more VIP than me, da?

'What is a private car doing on the runway?'

Who is he?

'Resembles Tom Cruise's younger brother! I must clinch some deal with him'

Welcome on board, Mr Abdul Khaliq Pleasure having you on board, sir

You are on #13 Can I take you to your seat, sir?

No...no, I'll take care

- Thank you, sir - Sorry

- Sorry, sir - Vanakkam...vanakkam

- Waitees - Sir?

Brother

Manicka Vinayakam

- Me - Oh!

Member of Parliament Tamil Nadu

Okay, sir

You

Any help

- Contact me - No...no problem, sir

No...no, India under my control

- Is that so? - Okay, brother

I can see a spark in your eyes

Sir, that's just my coolers

- It is shining bright - This is over-flattery!

Boss, sit down

Enough...enough, sir

Sorry...sorry

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

Sir, I need to-

- Your seat? - Yeah

Give me 2 minutes

No...no, it's alright, please

I understand your difficulty I won't trouble you

- Are you okay? - Yeah

Brother, long flight

So...they may bring food and disturb my sleep

I want to sleep peacefully You can help yourself to my tray

- Hahn - Thank you, sir

Before...after!

'Praise be to the son of Lord Shiva who rides on the peacock, Lord Muruga'

'Glory to Muruga; with anklets on His feet whose bells chime melodious and sweet'

'Muruga, Anjaneya, Vinayaka'

'Pantheon of Gods and demi gods Protect me, please'

'Goddess Shakti Ensure my safety please'

'Lord Muruga, save me'

'Lord Muruga'

Oh God, Ganesha Remover of obstacles

Pantheon of Gods and demi gods

Save me, please

Save me, please

Protect me please

Protect me please

Lord Muruga, Anjaneya, Vinayaka

Thank you

Er...why are you thanking me?

You protected and saved everyone

Only your prayers saved our flight from this turbulence

- Otherwise God knows- - Don't jinx it please

I am petrified of flying

Right from when I boarded this seems like a ticking bomb!

Do you know how stressed I am?

I suppose you know the pilot is the one in full control of this flight?

I know all that

Then why are you shifting gears on my hand?

- Hahn? - Hand...in hand

- Sorry - It's okay

Is this your first time?

No, I've flown 4-5 times

But I haven't been able to get rid of the fear

Pccht! This is normal turbulence You shouldn't get stressed out

Are you a frequent flier?

I make at least 5 trips a month

You must have watched the news last week too

The flight to Delhi zip zap zoomed at rocket speed and exploded in mid-air

Yes, I know Were you in that flight?

Not me, you should've been in it

Your prayers would have saved everyone

Was that a dig at me?

Next time you travel just wait and watch

That was my normal crazy humor and you are cursing me!

I wasn't cursing you

Nothing bad will happen

In sha'Allah!

Are you a Muslim?

Don't I look like one?

Look wise-

- Oh! Then you wouldn't have spoken to me - Of course not

I have so many Muslim friends

We get bucket loads of 'biriyani' during Ramzan and Bakrid, you know

Only 'biriyani' triggers your memory of us?

Not true at all, in fact I'm attending a Muslim wedding in Ooty now

- He is my- - 1 minute

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

Are you Zarina's friend?

Not Zarina

But her fiancé Irfan is my colleague

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

But we are attending the same wedding

Nice

By the way, Khaliq

Sorry, Abdul Khaliq

Seetha Lakshmi

- Fool! Won't you be more careful? - Aunty, I'm sorry

- No...no, it's an accident - Numbskull!

- 'Blind, huh? - No, please-'

- 'Elderly lady - Listen to me'

'Won't you be careful?'

- 'Don't scold me - Useless fellow!'

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

Where are you?

Hey dude!

Landed?

'I have landed, da'

Super

We are waiting out See you soon

Okay, I'll be there

- You got luggage to collect? - Yes

Sandhya sweetie, wait

'You'll slip and fall'

'Wait, dear'

'Sandhya sweetie'

'Our baby Go and check'

'My daughter has hurt her leg'

'See our baby's leg?'

'Look, it is bleeding'

'Baby'

'Baby'

Is she fine?

Thank God, the child isn't hurt

I thought Chennai airport was bad Here too, huh?

Must be the same contractor

You watch your step, dear

'Hey! Wait...wait I'll help you'

Oh! Careful, huh?

Careful

'Wait'

- Take care, huh? - Thank you

I think it will take some more time for me to get my baggage

Your friends must be waiting You can leave, it's okay

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

I'll book a cab

Why should you travel all by yourself?

I can wait for you Take your time

It's alright, don't worry I'll...I'll come by myself

Pccht! Hello, both of us are attending the same wedding

Why should you go alone?

I don't have any problem waiting

If you don't have any problem

...we'll go together

Your nose is bleeding

Is my nose bleeding?

- Stopped? - Aiyo! I'm sorry

- Or bleeding still? - I'll come with you

But first give me all your cards Aadhar, Pan card, driving license

Oho!

I'm curious

Are you arranging any loan for me?

No, just a safety measure

- Want my bank details? - I don't mean to pry

- Just give these - Will this do?

- Let's take a selfie - Oh! Okay

I'll post your photo ID in my WhatsApp

'I am travelling with him'

'If anything happens to me, he's responsible'

That will be my WhatsApp status

No chance at all You're on a different level!

If all the girls are so cautious our world will be a hassle-free place

See my status

Please avoid this kind of friendship

I don't get it

He doesn't know how lucky he is.

'She's a royal pain!'

I was an Independent candidate Today I'm joining this party-

Muthamizh Munnetra Kazhagam

- What's the name? - MMK, boss

'Whistle loud and clear for our captain Dhoni dear'

Hi machi

- Hey machi! - Hi, da