نخستین 200 خط.
Based on the novel "Starling Step by Step" by Tong Hua
Let us give a warm welcome to
the tongue-lashing yet innocent
queen of the talk show - Zhang Xieowen!
On the stage.
Hello, everyone.
Long time no see.
Actually we are not that familiar.
How are you doing?
Is your dream getting farther away from you?
My name is Zhang Xiaowen.
Why am I here?
Because I'm thin.
Just a joke.
In fact it is because my daily work is
so boring.
Every day
I do the same action repeatedly.
Come on,
it’s not that you think.
I'm not working felt a massage center
or a bath shop.
I'm working with the HR department of a company.
I stamp the seal.
You could imagine
how boring it is.
Plus, I recently quit updating my circle of friends.
So i got 12 hours more a day.
I have a friend
who's just got dumped.
She thinks she's completely a loser,
and her life has been destroyed.
I told her not to worry about that
and at least she made the right decision.
She said that
her life is so numb
that it seems to have ended this way.
I was very angry and seriously said to her,
" You must never think like this,
because when I was twenty years old
I also thought this way."
Till I turned to thirty
I was suddenly enlightened and understood that
life could actually be worse,
and the end of a relationship is not that bad.
At least you have experienced it.
Don't envy me for wearing a diamond necklace.
It's not a gift from my boyfriend.
After the show
I need to give it back to the sponsor.
Tomorrow
I’m going to a blind date,
which is known as the largest
blind date for eligible bachelors in Beijing.
Time to Love
Ehi,
everytime I take you to a blind date
you never stay for more than 5 mins.
How could you find a BF?
It's simply like a farmer's market
when everyone seems like merchandise for sale.
How could I find true love?
I don't think this is any bad.
At least you can distinguish
the good from the bad very clearly.
The good ones got the mermaid line.
You're just too picky.
The one needs to be good-looking
and highly educated.
I read your birth chart today
which says the Pisces today is on the roll
and you may meet Mr. Right.
Good luck.
Isn't this referring to the blind date party just mentioned?
Dou Bao,
you eit too much.
Don't you fear that no one would marry you because of the fat?
Got it.
Hmm.
Dou Bao.
I'll follow the god's will.
I can not kill.
But the crown prince is determined to kill you.
I cannot stop him,
but ould only recall your spirit.
You must run
or the crown prince will kill you again.
Is this cosplay?
I have lost my mind?
You're not Ruo Xi?
Who Is Ruo Xi?
OMG
What did I do?
Where are you from?
Me?
I'm from Xiao Xi Tian.
You don’t belong here
I must send you back immediately.
Don't worry. I can take a taxi.
Hurry up.
I'm gonna take you out of here.
Oh,
why an I meet Mr. Right
only in the dream?
How are you, Your Highness?
This is not a dream.
Does this hurt?
Your Highness.
Am i being fooled?
This wig must be fake.
Your Highness.
Your Highness
Don't tell me this is a reality show.
Your Highness
OMG
Isn't this a blooper?
Cut! Cut! Where is the camera?
Is this a show called ?
Please don't lose temper, Your Highness.
How are you, Your Highness?
Are you an eunuch?
S tand up, stand up.
Come on!
There is not any animosity between us.
I need you to do me a favor
a little help.
Your Highness?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Your Highness,
No!
Now, i really traversed to here.
Xiaowen suddently back to Qing dynasty.
Si Ye (the 4th prince) needs to see you.
Princess Ruo Xi.
How are you, Your Highness?
Come this way, Princess Ruo Xi.
I am Ruo Xi, am I?
How are you, Si Ye?
You are Si Ye?
Yong Zheng?
Yong Zheng?
You saved my life.
This is not a dream.
You just got frightened
and got a fever.
Yes, I did.
And I'm starving now.
Can I start to eat?
Sure.
No more than three takes of each dish.
Do you forget it?
No,
of course I remember it.
I have one take left.
Eat some mushroom.
No, no, no...
I don't like it.
But thank you anyway.
Take it.
You must try every dish.
Yu Tan,
you can leave.
Why didn't you listen to me?
Who permitted you to go to
the crown prince's palace to investigate?
Had I failed to get there,
the consequence could have been devastating.
I didn't do it on purpose.
OK, this time is an accident
and there is no next time. This is an order.
Besides,
t he crown prince will not let go.
You have to stay here.
Yu Tan is your personal servant.
Yu Tan
sounds better than Ruo Xi.
We should exchange our names.
Your Highness, if i did anything wrong,
you can replace me with someone else to serve you.
It is just a joke.
Stand up,
stand up.
In the future when we see each other
you don't need to kneel down.
Actually, my name is not Ruo Xi.
If you keep kneeling like this,
I will sit on the floor to falk to you.
Your Highness...
Where is the washingroom?
Are we gonna eat the hot pot?
Please take off the gown, Your Highness.
Isn't this causing constipation?
Your Highness.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Since the emperor is seriously ill,
the crown prince forced me to watch portens in the stars
in order to forecast the emperor's death.
Unfortunately, Ruo Xi came across to this.
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