Raven's Home

Hey, y'all better fry up some bacon 'cause, uh,

chicago about to beat y'all like some eggs!

Please. With your defense,

this game is going to be "over easy."

'cause-'cause he said eggs, and over easy is a way you cook eggs.

-that was funny! -Really?

No. I just didn't want you to feel bad.

Yeah, see, now that was funny.

Victor: Booker, can you come here for a sec?

Hey, grandpa, what's up?

Aren't you gonna come watch the game?

Watch the game?

We're baxters.

Baxter can't watch the game without a meat-mountain sammich.

What's a meat-mountain sandwich?

"sandwich"?

Boy, I said "sammich."

a sammich is born out of love.

The love between a man, his meats,

and a tangy dijon mustard.

Ooh, that sound kinda good.

Alright, make me one.

Make you one? No, no, no, no. I'ma do you one better.

I'ma teach you how to make one.

That's not one better. That's one worse.

We've been robbed!

-Robbed? -What did they take?

Everything! My-my-my--

My smoked turkey, my honey ham,

my aged gouda, my young cheddar.

They even took my cookies.

What kind of monster steals a man's cookies?

It sounds like the work of a... Cookie monster.

That is not funny.

-I need to call somebody. -Okay, you know, um, try svu.

The salami victims unit!

I don't know. If we wait too long,

it's gonna be a cold cuts case!

Whenever this is, not helping.

Wow. Wow. That grocery store was so bougie,

the kale had five million followers.

Somebody cleaned out the kitchen.

Oh yeah, it was me. You're welcome.

What? What? W-w-why would you do that?

I had my mouth all ready for a meat mountain sammich.

Now, I got no meat, got no mountain...

got no sammich!

Dad, if you make that sandwich,

you'll be making another trip to the er.

Ooh! You do not want to go to the er.

Thank you, neil.

They don't have any sports channels.

-Go home, neil. -Okay.

yep! That's us.

Booker, have you seen

my leftover pork chop I had in the refrigerator?

You mean the one you wrapped in aluminum foil,

hid under the veggie tray with the words "vegan options"

-written on it? -Yeah, that one.

-Yeah, mom found it and threw it in the trash. -That trash?

-what are you doing? -Um...

I dropped a contact.

You don't wear contacts.

That's probably why I couldn't find it.

Dad, come on. You have to do better.

Listen, a couple of months ago, I realized

I needed to make some lifestyle changes,

and bam! I did it.

And if I can do it, you can do it.

And I am not going back to chicago

till I know you can take care of yourself.

I can take care of myself.

Well, you were just trying to eat a pork chop out of the trash.

Just sayin'.

This is why I have come up

with a plan to help you, dad.

And I'm calling it

raven's intensive bodybuilding strategy.

Ribs! I like ribs!

Dad, it's not gonna be ribs. You can't have ribs, alright?

I'm changing the name. It's, um, it's now...

It's now "better...

"energy for exercise...

Fitness."

beef?

I do like a side of beef with my ribs.

You know what? No. There is no name, alright?

You're just gonna exercise and eat right,

and, um, you know, you're going to live to be 100.

Without beef or ribs, why bother?

Hey, mr. Baxter. I helped alice pick up her room,

she brushed her teeth, and she's getting ready for bed.

Thanks, ivy. How much do I owe you?

Oh, um, you know what? Don't worry about it.

This one's on the house. Just happy to help out.

Oh, um I also unclogged the sink

in the upstairs bathroom.

I think I know where all your hair went.

She got jokes! I like you!

I'm glad you're next door to my dad. You really help out.

You know-- come on, dad.

We had a neighbor in chicago,

and she helped, too, you know.

She helped herself to my couch, my food, my wi-fi...

you know,

I can't believe grandpa let you get away with that bald joke.

Yeah, we're good like that.

It's just, I don't see my grandparents that often,

so I kinda look at mr. Baxter as a bonus grandfather.

Well, you didn't have to clean the drain. I coulda done it.

I know. I didn't mean to make you look bad.

Uh, why would I look bad?

Oh, you know, because I've been helping out so much.

Are you saying I should be helping out more?

No, no. I'm not saying that.

It's just that helping out is how I show I care.

-Are you saying I don't care? -No! Look,

your grandpa is getting older. I want him to know he's loved.

-Are you saying he doesn't know I love him?! -No!

"no" like he doesn't know or "no" like he does know?

I'm going home.

-what are you doing? -I-I'm dusting.

What? Air?

Ivy already dusted.

Fine then, I'll, uh...

-Put away the dishes. -I already did that.

-I'll take out the trash? -Did that, too.

Is there anything you didn't do?

I, uh, didn't clean the toilet.

Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Come on, ivy, I just wanna show grandpa vic how much I care.

Whoa.

Hey, is this grandpa vic's jersey?

Oh yeah. He loves that thing.

But, he hasn't worn it since he got this huge stain on it.

Ivy: Hm.

I don't know how it got mixed in with these clothes.

I'll put it back in his closet.

What are you doing with pop-pop's jersey?

I'm gonna get the stain out for him.

Have you ever done laundry before?

How hard could it be?

Oh yeah, tasha. I'm definitely watching this.

Wow. my old room.

Hoo-hoo!

-If these walls could talk. -What would they say?

Nothing. Hey, dad!

Good job! Really working it out there.

You know, just a couple more seconds.

Rae...

you trying to keep me from having a heart attack

is going to give me a heart attack.

Okay, how about this? Stop the treadmill,

and, uh, you come over here

and give me as many sit-ups as you can.

Okay.

Here we go.

Ooh, that was tough.

What else you got?

Some more sit-ups...

but it hurt!

Oh, dad, you got this.

Alright, I'm here to lift you up.

-Now you just gotta commit. -That's what I did.

You know, if you think it was so easy,

why don't you do it with me?

-You calling me out? Alright then. -Mm-hmm.

Don't be mad when I show you up.

Lemme show you what I been doing. You ready?

Let me start the... Nice little speed.

See? Walk it like I talk it. power walk.

Catwalk.

Moonwalk!

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

I sure am. Ow! Break it down.

Alice: Pop-pop, auntie rae! Come quick!

Oh! Ew!

What happened?!

The washing machine broke!

Because you fed it too much soap!

At least somebody's getting fed around here.

What were you thinking, booker?

I get it, I messed up. But look, grandpa vic,

I-I got the stain out your jersey!

Booker, why would you do that?

Just showing you I care.

I loved that stain.

Why would you love a stain?

It reminds me of the time when I was at the warriors-laker game,

and steph curry hits the winning three over lebron.

Splash.

You still ain't said nothing about that stain, bruh.

I jumped up to cheer,

and I spilled my chili dog all over myself.

Felt like hot lava running down my tummy,

but a great day.

I saved the stain so I never would forget.

I just heard it, and I wish I could forget it.

My bad grandpa, vic.

I'm just so upset.