Chicago P.D.

So now I'm soaked head to toe,

chasing his naked ass down block after block--

I've you run.

You weren't chasing more than four.

Ha. Very funny.

Anyway, I'm going and going, then this dude spins.

And he comes barreling right at me.

He slams into me, tries to smother me

with his naked body.

Thinks I'm a woman.

I'm his woman is what he's saying.

Come on, can you land the plane?

Come on.

So finally, I haul him into 19

and guess what's waiting for me next morning?

What's that?

Fresh complaint. Guy filed a CR.

I'm taking eight showers,

and this guy's saying I came on to him.

Says he ran 'cause I wanted to tickle him.

His words--tickle.

- Well, did you? - Then what?

What do you mean "then what"?

Is that the whole story?

Yeah! Yes.

The crazy son of a bitch got out after '72,

and I got mandatory retraining.

Took us a hell of a long time to get there.

Flip the cards, Wilk. Come on.

Hey, how about you? Got your first CR yet?

- No. - Yeah, you'll get 'em.

- Every real police get 'em. - Yeah. Amen to that.

Why'd you become police, young guy like you?

Did you grow up on the West Side?

Pilsen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm all in.

No, no, thank you. I'm out.

Hot streak don't last forever.

I'll call.

- Here we go. Here we go. - Okay.

It's a game.

This is it and drumroll please.

- Bang. - Boom.

Whoo. I got trips.

- Oh! - Oh!

A pair of eights.

Dante, whoa, what happened?

Kicking our teeth in all night.

You go all in on that?

- Let me get that. - I guess I lost my touch.

Lucky for Banks.

Hey, how about this old-timer thing?

I'ma call it on that one.

- Okay. - Good night.

- All right. - Come back anytime.

Yeah.

- Another one? - You buying?

It's all me, buddy. I got you.

Be right back.

All right, we'll save your place.

I'm gonna go ahead.

Torres, hey.

What was that?

Did you throw your hand?

You threw it.

I just got too cocky.

How you getting home, man? I drove you.

Uh, there's a thing called Uber.

Come on, I'm gonna give you a ride.

No, it's all right, man. You go back to the guys.

I ain't trying to ruin the night.

I brought you here. You're my guest.

I'm gonna get you home. Let me just grab my stuff.

So that's not really your thing, huh?

I had a good time, bro.

I appreciate you bringing me up.

All right.

Yeah, you know, Wilkins was on one.

I'll give you that.

It is good to know other cops.

Helps make the job a little easier, you know.

It sounds strange, but it's true.

How long you known them for?

Some of them since I was a kid, actually.

Started going there with my dad,

like the baby in the bar kind of thing.

- Right. - Yeah.

Probably a little too young.

Units in the 22nd District, units on the citywide,

we're getting call of a home invasion in progress,

111th and Longwood Drive.

That's real close.

50-21 Ida.

Go ahead, Ida.

Hold myself and 50-21 Ocean down on that home invasion.

Copy that, Ida and Ocean.

Hey, Ruz.

50-21 Ida, call is bona fide. Making a forcible entry.

Copy, 50-21 Ida.

- Cover left. - Cross.

I'm police.

We're Chicago PD.

Gonna get you out of this, all right?

I'm gonna take the restraints off your hands.

Okay?

But I'm gonna need to touch you for that.

Is that okay with you?

Monica.

Monica, are you okay?

I'm gonna move really slow.

It's okay.

Gonna get you over there to her.

I promise you.

You just gotta stay still for a second longer

so I can get this damn knot.

You're doing really well.

You're safe now.

Can you try to look at me?

Okay, I'm gonna need you to breathe for me.

Breathe in.

One, two.

Good.

Again.

You're okay.

You're okay.

Home invasion turned sexual assault.

Two-man crew, masked, gloved.

- No sign of forced entry? - No.

Was there an alarm?

Yeah, it didn't go off.

So Louis's wife Monica fall asleep on the couch early.

Louis wakes up to a man in a mask standing above him,

pointing a gun in his face, yelling about a safe combo.

- Huh. - And Louis gave it to him.

The second offender took them upstairs, tied them up,

raped Monica, and had Louis watch.

Looks like they move fast.

Louis heard the guy downstairs yell,

"Just tie them up," and the guy upstairs

was just supposed to keep them quiet

while the other guy ripped off the house.

But I guess he wasn't just here for cash.

All right, knock-and-talks, pull cams, previous hits,

get a rape kit at Med.

Let's find these men before they hit again.

Hey, Monica's still at Med.

Doesn't remember anything about the offender

except that he's thin and white.

- PODs? - Mm-mm.

No PODs, no security cameras.

Okay, what about the neighbor,

the lady who called it in?

Well, she said that she saw the offender

through the window.

She hid and just called 911, but she does think

she saw a gray SUV parked out front.

That's something. We got CODIS?

No hits. They're way backed up.

So is the rape kit. Gonna call my guy down there.

I'm trying to get him to rush it, but--

I got something.

Borkowski over at Robbery Homicide's

got a two-man crew targeting Lincoln Park.

They've hit twice, no forced entry,

and only hit when the owners are home.

Okay, good. Check it out. See what they got.

Dante, you wanna ride with me?

- Yeah. - Come on. Let's go.

So you get me hammered and you try to steal

- one of my cases, huh? - Yeah.

Yeah, well, about to win a flat screen TV,

so you're not taking this one from me.

Work it together or you can work it none.

Two-man crew masked.

Yeah, uh, always gloved, always masked,

no mess till now.

I think they're getting access through the garages.

They move in a gray SUV.

But no rape?

No.

But 16-year-old daughter on the last robbery

said one of the guys whispered in her ear

how we'd like to take her from behind

while her daddy watched.

Nice.

Yeah.

So I think he said more, but she clammed up.

She wouldn't tell me.

Not handing this one over, not this one.

All right, we hook up. We work a joint.

Yo, Voight'll sign off. You have my word.

We'll work it together.

All right, good. 'Cause I got lead.

One of my CIs saw two of our Rolexes at a pawn shop.

All right.

Well, why are you sitting on this?

So we work it together.

Shall we?