Samurai Jack

50 years have passed.

But I do not age.

Time has lost its effect on me.

Yet the suffering continues.

Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.

Hope is lost.

Got to get back...

Back to the past.

Samurai Jack.

*SAMURAI JACK* Season 05 Episode 06 "XCVII"

Are you sure she was the one?

Yes. I specifically saw her asking about him.

Aku's bounty hunter?

I sense her evil.

Gotcha!

We will not let you hurt the Samurai.

Hurt?

No, I...

Look, I'm not trying to hurt him.

I'm trying to find him.

He might be in trouble.

You are his friend?

I... don't know.

We are his friends.

It was long ago.

We were slaves.

Down, down, you miserable beast!

Now go!

Come on! You're not moving fast enough.

But then Jack came.

He risked his life to save ours.

Miss, the bearded fella you inquired about...

He got off here.

Thank you for sharing your story.

You're supposed to get off when you land!

I'm alive!

Doo do do do!

Oh, right!

That Samurai schmuck broke my phone.

I got to tell Aku that jacky boy lost his sword.

Oh, well, I guess I'm bunny hopping my way there.

Hippity hop, baby!

If you are one of Aku's minions, we suggest you run.

If you are another, then reveal yourself.

I seek the Samurai.

No, I seek to help him.

He might be in danger.

A friend of Samurai Jack is a friend of ours.

Come.

Welcome to our home.

None of this would exist if it wasn't for him.

We were cursed...

Bound to guard a magical portal.

The Samurai was able to defeat us,

but instead of using it to fulfill his quest...

he freed us.

An act of unmeasurable sacrifice.

Later, we learned the curse was of Aku's doing.

Have you seen him?

Has he passed through here?

No. Since that day, we have not seen him.

But we now stand against Aku.

If he is ever in need, we will be there.

Thank you.

I have to go.

Oh, man.

Oh. All this walking is hard on my neck.

Hey, I made it!

I finally made it!

Aah!

What is the problemo, babe?

"No shirt, no shoes, no body... no entry!"?

Swing-a-ding-ding!

I am Aku's top bot, the assassin with the sassin'.

"Aku's current top assassins...

One, deathblow, two, da-bomb, three, scaramouche"?!

Oh, baby, I have come down in the world.

How do you like that?

One day, you're the star of the show,

the next, you're the third act of a two-act play.

Well, this star is a headliner, babe,

and once I tell Aku jacky-o lost his sword-o,

I'll be numero uno once more-o.

Hmm, now how am I gonna get aboard the...

Oh, bing-o, baby!

Oh, drat!

Bow wow wow!

Bow wow wow!

Bow wow wow, babe!

Bow wow heartbreaker.

Yeah, babe. Dig this groovy cat.

Chow, chow, chowdity-chow chow, baby cakes!

Whoo-hoo! Numero uno, here I come!

That's 50 credits, bud.

Trust me, babe, I'm good for it.

Yeah, well the last guy I trusted did this to me!

Oh, it's all good, babou.

Aku will give me anything once he hears the news.

whoa, what a freak.

Looked like a talking penis.

Have you seen a Samurai come through here?

What do you want with the Samurai?

I think he's in danger.

He needs my help.

Samurai drop!

Thank you.

I will find him.

I must find him.

Aku, our lord and master,

is one with the darkness.

He was born from it.

It fills him with infinite power.

We, too, must become one with it.

We are forever grateful and ever in your service.

Uh-oh.

Hey, babe, be a doll and fetch us a drinky-poo.

Screw off, Jerkhead!

I don't work here!

Oh, touchy.

A phone!

Scaramouche, you are one lucky devil.

This is the operator. Can I help you?

Yeah, emergency collect call to Aku, babe.

Please say your name.

please hold.

Hello?

Collect call from...

will you accept the charges?

Oh, uh...

Eh...

I guess.