Steven Universe

And Steven!

Give... me...

the...

Just hurry up and say it, Steven.

Mm, actually...

what else you got?

You could order actual fries.

Nah. Let's really try and shake things up today.

I want to order "off menu."

You always order off menu, Steven.

Let me see what I can find.

I'll be back in a sec.

I really appreciate it!

Steven!

Check this out!

Boom!

Mozzarella sticks!

With all the fixin's?!

I can't believe it either!

They were way back in the freezer for some reason.

Feels good to fry something else for a change.

Thanks, Peedee.

Steven!

What is this?!

Um...

Bread... cheese...

marinara sauce!

The basic elements of a pizza!

Where did it come from?

Mm.

Fryman...

infringing on my business.

I have been ready for this day!

"Now serving fries!"?!

So... it begins anew.

Eh, Kofi?

Just like old times, Fryman.

Kofi!

Fryman!

Res-tau-rant wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-r!

Oh!

Too many carbs.

Peedee?

Don't look at me, Steven.

But...

I said, don't look at me!

W-What happened?

I violated the food treaty.

What do you mean?

Years ago...

my dad and Kofi signed an agreement

to not steal each other's business,

but when I fried up those mozzarella sticks,

I re-ignited the hot oil of war.

Don't blame yourself.

I was the one who wanted to shake things up.

Oh, yeah. It's your fault.

Hey, Steven!

As a valued customer, I want to know your thoughts

on our new menu item... deep-fried pizza.

A-Actually, could I just get some fries?

Sorry, we're all out of fries.

What?! Even the bits?!

We have pizza bits now.

But how can you guys be out of fries?

This is the Fry Shop! You're Fryman!

Look at your hair.

What about my hair?

I can't connect to Fish Stew Pizza's Wi-Fi!

Hey, you got no time for Interneting.

You're doing deliveries now.

But I don't even have a car!

You got those wheelie shoes, don't ya?

Yeah.

Jenny, you're working the counter?

I know, right?

Things have been crazy since the war has been back on!

The phones have been ringing off the hook.

I'll get it!

Thanks for calling Fish Stew Pizza.

We do fries now.

Anyway, I'm obligated to tell you

about our special new menu item...

French-fried pizza with a French-fried crust

and twice-baked French fries on the side.

'Cause we do fries now.

I'd rather just have my usual...

Steven!

Oh. Hey, Kofi.

Before you place your order,

you must sign these papers...

and pledge your allegiance to Fish Stew Pizza!

Not only that, you'll be issued a brand-new, permanent,

pizza-eater card!

Aah!

Steven!

Come back!

Hey, Steven, y-you forgot your pizza bits!

What? Aah!

Steven, let me reward you for being such a good customer!

Aah!

What have I done?!

Thank you all for coming.

Ronaldo... Kiki... Jenny...

and Peedee, I've called you all here tonight because...

this war between your parents has to stop!

Steven, how do you think we feel?!

Do you know how many metal concerts I've missed

because of this war?

How many?

Mm, like... one.

Do you know how much blogging I haven't been able to do?!

I don't, but this is all my fault!

If only my taste buds weren't so adventurous.

But I promise to find a way to work this out!

How?

There's no end in sight to all this fighting.

Hmm.

We need to stop this hate

with some sort of opposite of hate.

Ronaldo! Hmm?

- Kiki! - Hmm?

You're sitting next to each other.

Where are you going with this, Steven?

You guys should pretend to be in love!

There won't be any time for fighting

if your families have to plan a wedding together!

Well... I guess we could try?

Anything to get this war over with.

All right!

We'll fight this war with the power of love!

No way!

We can't do this because I...

have a girlfriend.

Where's she at, though?

You said what I was thinking.