Dupur Thakurpo (দুপুর ঠাকুরপো)

Do you like it, baby?

Yes,

Yes, baby.

Hit me more, baby.

I need to see your face.

Later.

Hit me.

Hit me, kill me.

More, baby.

Damn, Kinky,

such pervert you are I swear!

Fantasising even in your afternoon nap?

Shut up, you smarty dick.

I was just dreaming about completing a delivery taking the payment from the customer.

Any problem?

So what did you deliver?

“Khadi”

or saffron?

Cause the flag of patriotism

should be pretty much up.

By the way,

this is Kinky.

I mean, Kinkar Sanyal.

He sells imported garments of women

and tries to open those in his dreams.

Nightfall in the afternoon.

Fuck off, arse.

Welcome to Jibondhara.

This is our home.

I mean, our landlord Jibon Laha’s house.

We stay here as paying guests.

This house is at least 150-200 years old.

Hey, dude.

Not at all.

Maximum 90 to 100 years. Huh.

Anyway,

even 100 is pretty old, huh?

The house is ancient.

But our landlord is ever young. Isn't he?

He got married again at the age of 55.

Ugh, I was getting to that.

Today our uncle is coming with new aunt.

So we are planning to welcome them

with a bang.

This modified Bengali speaker

Is a cricketer from Bihar

Mohammed Ashrafi.

aka Phantom.

I mean

Aranyadev.

In a bar,

instead of rum...

he orders Laxman, that is,

Lassi

That’s why

we all call him...

ah, nice...

Phantom.

And this man has the body of Kajal Chakraborty

and the voice of Sachin Tendulkar

aka

Massage Parlour.

Shut up.

Hi,

I am Choco,

physiotherapist cum masseur.

You know, massage is my passion.

And I play piano...

on human muscles.

I mean that is what I am famous for.

Gotcha,

But what juice are you squeezing now?

Well, I am brewing a special potion for uncle with the help of...

come.

Have a look.

Black beans and pomegranate.

You are going to feed the husband this potion on his wedding night?

Man, this is natural Viagra.

He is bloody 55.

You won’t get this.

He seriously needs to

boost up his

libido.

But even aunt must be 50 or 52.

Will she be able to take a sudden increase in libido?

Hey, hey, listen,

I need to say something.

See,

Uncle has married aunt. Both of them are 50 or above.

Uncle has married aunt. Both of them are 50 or above.

And marriage is a sacred bond,

right?

And libido is their very private matter.

We should not interfere in their private matters.

By the way,

speaking of private things,

I am a

private detective.

Hah, lizard.

You eavesdrop everywhere

stop calling me a lizard. and is still trying to show off. Get lost.

I am warning you, stop calling me a lizard.

I hate it alright?

This is MTV.

Maraltanu Vaduri.

So what song have you composed huh?

for the newly married couple?

Well, this is based on Raaga Chhayanat.

But,

I have a sore throat today.

Still.

Oh, who has come home, to the garden of the uncle’s heart?

Oh, who has come home, to the garden of the uncle’s heart?

When he can’t see you, Jibon uncle counts stars alone.

When he can’t see you, Jibon uncle counts stars alone, yeah.

Who has come home to the garden of the uncle’s heart?

Who has come home to the garden of the uncle’s heart ? yeah. -Hey,

what are you guys up to?

You guys are dancing around with flowers from the “god’s altar”?

This is why,

this is exactly why, you guys never achieve anything.

Ah. Achievement.

Aha, mister.

Enough about us.

Now let’s put this on you. Come,

Come, goddess Laxmi, sit in our home.- Hey - Come, come closer.

Hey, give me my camera. You rascals

My camera.

Give it back please.I only have one.

And this pseudo-intellectual here is

Chitrabhanu Dutta

aka CD.

One moment

Okay...

Hey, hey, what is this?

Hey

How you feeling Mr Director?

Wants to be Tarantino.

But didn’t

But couldn't direct anything other than sleazy music videos

This is his bad luck.

Cut it

Hey, cut it, please. I only have one.

Now cut it.

Disgusting situation.

Irritating people.

Since elder sister-in-law died,

this house has gone to hell.

God,

please take care of this servant of yours.

I hope the new bride isn’t as cranky as this one.

What?

What did you say?

I’m cranky?

Such audacity

Who?

Who is it?

You’re burning that nasty smelling incense again, idiot?

This is definitely that bitch Fulki’s doing.

It was me who suggested Jibon to get married again.

Men remain thirsty even when 70.

And he is just 55.

Is someone playing a record?

I have been dead almost 5 years now.

He has been on a fast since then.

So I thought

what if he does something stupid?

No,

you can never tell with these middle-aged men.

What if he starts hitting on the servants?

Ugh. Disgusting.

Shame, shame.

This isn’t Fulki.

No, not Fulki.

My husband hasn’t gone so crazy that he would go cling to Fulki. Ew.

I don’t know.

It’s better that he brings home a near-old woman instead.

Some of the thirst will be quenched

and the household will stay in control.