Wayne's World 2

Extreme close-up!

Whoa!

Okay. All right.

All right. So, here we are in our new surroundings,

the abandoned Acme doll factory in downtown Aurora, lllinois.

We now have an official babe lair.

l know, man. This place is gonna be chick central.

l feel sorry for guys who still have to live with their parents, you know?

Okay. You've probably noticed by now that we're on a little early tonight.

Usually at this time on Aurora Cable, you're watching Plant World.

But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot.

But we were able to talk Plant World into changing with Cooking World.

Although, they didn't want to change at first.

But fortunately, White Supremacy World was canceled,

and all the trades worked out.

And finally, the reason we're on early

is because we're going to a concert tonight in Chicago.

-Excellent. -Yes.

And did l mention that we will be seeing

-Aerosmith? -Aerosmith.

-Whoa! -Whoa!

All right, okay. So, until next week, good night, and party on.

-Party on, Wayne! -Party on, Garth.

lt's Wayne's World, Wayne's World

Party time, excellent

And we're out.

-All right, okay! -All right! Let's move, people!

All right. Garth, to the Mirthmobile.

The Mirthmobile!

-All right. -All right.

Hi. l'm Wayne Campbell.

Excellent.

Welcome to Wayne's World 2.

Let me bring you up to speed. Come on.

There's a lot to tell you, so let's take the scenic route.

A year has passed. l'm a little older. l'm a little wiser.

l'm starting to get hair in really weird places, man.

l feel like l'm turning into Sasquatch.

l still go out with my girlfriend Cassandra.

She's cutting a record demo right now, man.

Her career's really taking off.

You remember Cassandra, don't you?

Ah.

Cassandra.

Schwing !

What a babe.

She'd give a dog a bone.

But, you know, even though l live on my own now,

everybody's really hassling me to do something with my life, you know?

To become an adult.

l feel like l'm in a John Hughes rite de passage movie.

But what l'd really like to do is something extraordinary,

something big, something mega,

something copious, something capacious, something cajunga.

But. . .

l'll probably end up working at Great America,

mopping up hurl and lung butter.

Yeah.

Huh?

You remember my best friend Garth Algar, right?

Oh, l almost forgot.

This year, Garth finally got pubes.

You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you?

No, of course not.

You are listening to WPIG, The Pig,

all rock, all the time.

Hey, Handsome Dan coming at you

at five on the short side of nine bells here,

from WPIG, America's rock authority

What do you say we check in with Mr. Scream?

God, Handsome Dan is so cool. He must get a million chicks.

l bet he's totally studly and buffed.

With a voice like that, man, he's gotta be a babe magnet.

Welcome to Mikita's. How may I serve you?

Yes.

l'd. . .ike. . .rullers. . .urger. . .ox, and a Mikita. . .cup.

And then l think l would like a large. . .with. . .eam.

Yes, and could l please have. . .elly donut,

a raspberry. . .and a. . .drink?

-What? -Oh, l'm sorry.

And. . .peaker. . .oken.

Oh, well, let me try to recap the order.

A cruller, two Sugar Pucks,

a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream,

a raspberry jelly donut, orange drink

and a box of Five Holes.

Yeah.

Thank you. Drive around, please.

l'm so psyched for this concert, man. Aerosmith's gonna kick ass!

But where are we supposed to meet Cassandra?

Cha-ching ! Cha-ching !

Backstage laminates.

Whoa!

-Encore! Encore! Encore! -Encore! Encore! Encore!

Let's go.

Garth ! Somebody just grabbed my butt!

All right, we're on !

l feel weird.

lt's like 1 ,000 fingers urging you to let go.

l'm having fun.

Excellent!

Hold tight.

You guys wail !

-You guys rule, baby! -Lunch is here!

So do you !

Goat is here.

Coming by, man. Excuse me! Excuse me.

Where is the backstage area?

Excuse us. Excuse me.

Okay. Cool.

Oh, there she is. Hey, Cassandra!

Hey, Campbell !

-Hey, Campbell ! -Hey, there she is.

Sorry we couldn't sit together.

Oh, no troubles, bubbles. Great concert, huh?

l want you to meet somebody.

Wayne, Garth, this is Bobby Cahn of Sharpe Records.

Excellent.

-Good to see you. -Yeah.

Bobby's my record producer.

He's been working with me and the band.

Well, we must drop by the studio.

Of course, l don't have to tell you how extremely talented Cassandra is.

l mean, you've heard, you've seen, you know.

Definitely. Scott! Scottie.

l want you to meet someone. Cassandra, this is Scott.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Dwayne. -Actually, Wayne.

All right.

Bobby tells me you are very, very talented.

l was just saying the exact same thing.

Scott, l wanna ask you something.

Don't you hate schmoozing?

Oh, yes. l just despise it.

Stand back, please.

-We're not worthy! -We're not worthy!

You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up.

You guys were excellent tonight.

Hey, thanks a lot. We'll see you inside.

-We're planning on it. -Hey, all right. All right.

Whoa.

-Excellent. -Gotcha. Great.

Hold on.

Excuse me.

Wow.

Oh. . . Oh, jeez. Wayne, look.

Garth, it's Heather Locklear.

And she's signaling to us.

There is a god.

Heather be thy name.

-Schwing. -Schwing.

-Bobby! -Heather.

-Are you coming? -Oh, yeah, we're. . .

-This is Cassandra. -Hello.

We're supposed to be in there.

No, you're not.

My girlfriend's in there.

Hey, a lot of people's girlfriends are in there.

-Denied. -Denied.

Hi ! Where are you from? l'm from Wilmette.

l'm from Cicero. lsn't it cool to be downtown?

Hey, are you those two guys who have that TV show in Aurora?

-Wayne's World? Wayne's World. -Wayne's World. Party time.

No!

Oh. You guys sure look like them.

Look, if Wayne says we're not, we're not, okay?

Okay.

How long does it take for you to get here from Aurora?

lt takes me 40 minutes door to door.

My ma gave me a dollar

and dropped me off at the park-and-ride.

Dogs. Dogs.

And Marilyn.

Marilyn. . .

lt's all a creature.

Let's all look at your. . .

Who are you?

l'm Jim Morrison.

Cool.

Who's he?

A weird naked lndian.

Cool.

Why have you brought me here?

To help you find some answers, Wayne.

Answers to what?

Ask me a question.

Okay. Two trains are traveling at 60 miles an hour,

one from Chicago, one from Los Angeles. . .

No, ask me a question about your life.

What am l supposed to do with my life?

You should put on a concert in Aurora, Wayne.

How am l gonna get the bands to come?

lf you book them, they will come.

But l don't know anything about putting on a concert.

You must go to England and find a man named Del Preston.

He's the greatest roadie that ever lived.

He was with us in the good times and the bad.

He will help you.

Any more questions?

Will Garth ever get his Sports Illustrated football phone?