The Amazing World of Gumball

She's hunting again!

Self-protection mode!

Hmm.

I wonder what Carmen's defense mechanism is.

Ow! Ow!

Oh, of course.

No, no, no, no! Hector's defense mechanism is...

Playing possum.

It's not working.

When I said you need to hunt for friends,

that's not what I meant. Yeah, you should have

gone for the blow gun, like I told you.

More of an element of surprise.

Shh!

Friend!

Why don't you just say "hi."

Hi! I'm Anais!

Hi, I'm Josh! Do you want to be friends?!

Yes! Do you mind if I do a little happy dance?!

Of course not! Mind if I join you?!

See you for lunch!

Okay!

Did you see that? He wants to be my friend!

Great. How much did he charge you?

What? Nothing.

- Hmm. - That's weird.

Yeah, must be after something.

Did he look like he needed a new kidney?

No, he just looked very happy.

Did he offer to pack your suitcase

the next time you go to the airport?

Is he in some crazy, wacko organization

that worships crystals? Or a space frog?

There's nothing wrong with him!

Why can't you be happy for me for just one minute.

Ah, you know the old saying.

He who befriends the oddest ball is the creepiest of them all.

That's not even a thing. I've never heard of it before.

That's because the saying that you never knew

is the one that rings the most true.

Yeah, well, he who only speaks in quotes

often forgets to think for himself.

Mm, no. Doesn't work.

Yeah, it's only true if it rhymes.

He's just a nice guy, not a fraud or a phony.

You two always talk such a load of baloney.

That's it! Wait, what?

Rude.

Huh.

So, Josh, tell me more about yourself.

Do you like school? Are you into music?

Have you ever been to prison?

Yes, yes, and no.

But not necessarily in that order.

Yeah, this is going so well, I hate it.

- What? Why? - Because if you like me,

there must be something wrong with you.

Well, to be honest, I do have trouble making friends.

Darn it! That's another thing we have in common.

But that's great, isn't it? We should hang out this weekend.

Yes. I genuinely look forward to it.

There's bound to be something wrong with him.

Or is there something wrong with me?

Hey, it's not him or you.

It's both of you. Ah, he's too perfect.

There's gotta be something wrong with him.

Just say the word.

Do I have to?

Yeah, if you want us to find out what's wrong with him.

Can't you just help me?

Say it.

Bro-Squad, activate!

I still don't get it.

It's simple.

To know what a person's really like,

just watch how he treats a waiter.

No, I mean why is Darwin still doing that?

Aw! He just loves the Bro-Squad stuff.

Quick, here he comes!

Hey. Thanks for coming.

Hello, my name is, uh...

Ferzederlerp.

I am from far away land.

I be waiter of you today.

Here's tap water for table of you.

Oh, no! Ferzederlerp sorry!

That's okay. I have thirsty feet.

You very funny.

What is name of you? Josh.

In my language, Josh means toilet paper.

Nice meet you.

This hello from motherland.

What you like order?

A milkshake.

Coming right up.

Thank you.

What is this?

A meat shake... Shake made of meat.

You like? No, no, it's great.

Ugh.

How dare you?!

This means great insult in my country!

Oh, I'm sorry. Which country are you from?

New Jersey.

Uh, can I get the check, please?

Here you go. Aha!

This is where we see who you truly are!

Dagnabbit!

Not one word of complaint and he gave me a 50% tip.

Uh, sorry, but who are you?

My brother. I'm sorry. He's really weird.

- Hmm. - Oh.

Well, at least he's not as weird as that kid.

That's my other brother.

Okay. Any other weird family members I should know about?

But that's outrageous!

This sandwich is nowhere near as big as advertised.

I'm sorry, sir, but it does say "Not to scale."

Well, I demand to see your manager!

Guys, let's play spot and burn.

What's that?