Squatch

A long, long time ago, this entire state

was filled with loggers and trappers.

Michigan's white pine was the most

sought-after lumber in the

country, but surprisingly, there

was no logging to be had in this forest.

Oh, they came, those big men with their

axes and machines, but they didn't stay.

Legend says that these huge men ran into

a number of giant, powerful beasts.

That's not real!

No, seriously, Dawson,

show them what you found.

Oh, that's just an elbow.

I know that, because

Squatch bury their dead.

The loggers spoke of

creatures that they called Squatch.

At night, these beasts would terrorize

those logging camps.

Not only did they fill the woods with

these strange,

horrifying sounds, but they would

- throw massive rocks and boulders straight

into the cabins,

sometimes destroying them completely.

Within weeks, all of the loggers were gone.

Sometimes, late at night, you can still

hear the creatures calling out.

Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Whoop!

That's scary!

What's that?

Guys!

Guys, wake up!

Scouts!

Guys!

- Go back to bed, Dawson! - Guys!

Scouts!

Get to sleep!

It's real!

It's real!

Aah!

Guys, look! A cabin!

Aah!

Whoa, what's going on?

Come on!

What's going on?

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, one at a time.

It's okay, Blue.

He killed our scout leader!

It was a squatch. A big fucker, too.

Whoa, whoa, language, young man.

John, my friend John

here will take care of you.

You'll be safe. I'm gonna go check on your scout leader.

-Mike. -Yeah.

-Shotgun. -Shotgun?

-Okay. -And load it.

Yeah, it's loaded.

Blue, let's go.

Come on, Blue.

Blue! Blue, get back here!

God damn it.

Blue!

Here, boy.

Blue!

Here, boy!

Blue!

Blue, come!

Come on, boy.

Come on!

Blue!

Come on, boy!

Blue! Fuck!

The fuck is--

Hey!

Good morning, Motor City.

Thanks for waking up with Cheener FM,

WKNR Detroit.

Here's a little Mo Town to start your day.

-Morning, Mom. -Oh, hi, honey.

Um, let me make you some coffee.

- I got it. - Okay.

Uh, well, I hope it hasn't come to that.

Not yet, but if I don't figure something out soon.

Yeah.

Hey, I was thinking maybe

I'll skip next semester and

we can use the money to stave off the

wolves for the next couple of months.

Seriously, look, it's super

nice of you to offer, okay?

But your education comes first.

I'll figure something out. I always have.

You're leaving early.

Oh, yeah, I gotta pick somebody up.

Oh, why's that?

Well, uh, her car is in the shop.

Oh! Oh, her car is in the shop.

Mm, I see how you are.

Oh, shoot. I gotta go. I love you.

Love you, too.

Thanks for the ride.

My pleasure.

Well, cool.

'Cause my frigging transmission's

gonna cost me a small fortune, so...

We may be carpool buddies for a while.

If that's okay?

I thought you said it was the brakes.

Uh...

Honestly, it was probably that, too.

It's probably some of everything.

The whole thing's a problem.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, look at this picture I just took.

Oh, wow. That's really nice.

Thank you.

You taking photography classes at C.C.

I do not want to go.

Peters!

Peters!

Peters!

Nick!

Yeah, boss, what's up?

This guy's been trying to find you.

Says it's urgent. Watch him call him.

Who is he?

A lawyer.

What's the lawyer got to do with me?

Don't know, don't care.

Can I call him?

Yeah, sure. But do it on your time, not mine.

Brakes in ten. Back to work.

Really? And it has to happen this week?

I'm really sorry to be the one to drop this news on you.

Hey, what's up, Nick?

Yeah, I will personally drive the keys

out to your cabin tonight.

That'll make it easier for you.

Yeah, okay.

All right, thank you, Mr. Peters.

Yeah, thanks.

What's up?

Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost or something.

I kind of did.

What?

That was really weird.

What?

My dad is dead.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, dude, that sucks.

No, it's not even like that. I didn't even know him.

Yeah, but still.

I guess he left me a bunch of land in an old cabin up north.

Who gives a damn about the cabin, dude?

Did he leave you any money?

I don't know. It doesn't matter anyway.

I don't want nothing to do with him.

What do they want you to go?

Right away.

You should probably go then. At least check it out.

- Well, it's time to make the donuts.

Hey, wait, wait.

Nate, show him.

All right, all right.

Okay, hold out your hand.

Show him what you can do. Ready?

No way.

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, are we done here?

Yes. Thank you, sir.

Is that a cool superpower or what?

Superpower?

Yeah, everyone's got one.

I bet you can't guess mine.

I can. She makes people like me do

stupid shit like this.

Peters!

I need those orders done today.

Production, please. Thank you.

Thank again for the lift. See you in the morning?

No problem. I'll see you then.

Shoot!

Oh, hey, Cassie.

Oh, you forgot this.

Oh, right. So, what are you gonna do?

You gonna check it out or what?

I know I couldn't resist if I were you.

Ah, I don't really feel like driving all the way up to

Maple Bluff, Michigan,

wherever the hell that is.

Did you just say Maple Bluff?

Like the Maple Bluff,

Michigan, home of the Squatch?

What?

Don't tell me. You don't know the story about Maple Bluff.

All those Boy Scouts got attacked by Bigfoot,