Rodney Dangerfield's The Really Big Show

Hi.

Is there anything I can help you with?

Yeah, um,

my Internet thing is flashing red,

and it's never done that before,

so I think I need a new thing?

Okay. Well, it will be my pleasure to help you with that.

It's definitely a router issue?

- I don't know. - Because it could be your ISP.

Has there been an outage in your area?

Oh, I don't...

I don't know.

Okay, uh, do you know

what speed you're looking for?

Do you use a lot of data?

Well, I want to FaceTime with my nieces,

and one of them moves really fast,

and the other one's a baby,

so, um...

maybe, like, a medium data?

Okay, uh, one thing you might be interested in doing

is setting up what's called a mesh network.

It's a way to maximize the area of your coverage.

Mm-hmm.

Ma'am, are you okay?

Yes, I'm...I'm sorry.

It's just, um,

my husband used to handle all the...

...uh, technical stuff

in our house,

and, um...

...he's gone, so now it's my job.

Go ahead, Karly.

Mesh networks.

A, uh, mesh network

uses a primary router...

Mm-hmm.

...connected to your broadband.

Uh, this one has an app for your phone

that lets you...

Hey.

So I know divorce can be really hard,

but you'll get through it.

My mom had it rough for a while, but...

then she met Luke,

and now they do escape rooms.

It wasn't a divorce.

He died.

Probably because of me.

It's been over a year,

and I still go through what-ifs.

Like, what if I'd never let him go on that last ski run alone?

What if I'd never forced him to go on the ski trip at all?

Or what if I'd never agreed to date him in the first place,

'cause if I'd said no, then he'd still be alive,

right, Karly?

Look, you can't torture yourself.

Sometimes a terrible thing happens

and all we can do is just live through it.

I'm sorry.

I know. It's just so hard, you know?

It's like,

I'm fine for a few days,

and then...

and then something like this.

My shift is actually over in a few minutes,

but if you want,

I can get my assistant manager Brent over here

to grieve with you.

Okay.

Great.

Brent, you're needed in audio/video for...

Actually, I'm gonna come explain it to you.

I know you're in there!

June?

Let me see.

Hey.

What's up, girl?

Holy shit.

What...

what is all this?

What...

what is this?

They're individually packaged wine cups.

So the bottle doesn't go bad.

And if you buy 12,

you get three for free,

so I'm basically making money.

It's early. What are you doing here?

I came to check on you, make sure you're okay.

And obviously you are not.

Well, I can't get on the Internet.

I wanted to drunk-buy some stuff

last night, and I couldn't.

Aww. What were you trying to buy?

- I don't remember. - Hmm.

I know it was something Japanese.

Okay. All right, we need to get you out of here.

Listen, I want you to go to church with me this morning.

What?

No. No, thanks.

Oh, you think you're too good for church?

Yes.

I just think it would be good for you

to be around some nice people.

Thanks, but really, I'm okay.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

- Come on. - No.

I know it's around the time of year that...

it happened,

but I'm not leaving you alone.

And if you go to church with me,

I'll get you something to eat at the mall.

Can I go to Panda Express and get a pretzel?

No, you cannot.

'Cause we're going to the Cheesecake Factory.

What?

Okay, I'll come.

Mm, okay.

All right, pretty girl.

- Go get dressed... - Mm-hmm.

Do I have to take a shower?

Mm-hmm, all that.

Oof, and gargle.

- This could take a while. - That's my girl.

This is gonna be good.

Let's see. Oh, oh, oh.

Let's sit there.

- Here? - Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Peace be with you.

- Peace be with you. - Ooh. Peace be with you.

- Hi. Peace be with you. - Oh, thank you.

- What are you doing? - Huh?

We don't say that here.

Just sit down.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Peace be with you. - Same to you.

As we all know, the world can be a difficult place.

It can be frustrating.

Sometimes things don't turn out the way you want them to.

You Clippers fans know what I'm talking about, huh?

It's easy to feel lost.

But the Lord will always be there for you.

And your faith can be your guide.

As it says in Jeremiah 29:11,

"For I know the plans I have for you."

For you.

To prosper you

and not to harm you.

To give you hope

and a future.

Let us pray.

Our Father,

who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,

on Earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread...

Bread...trespasses.

...as we forgive who have trespassed against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

But deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom,

the power, and the glory forever and ever.

Amen.

- Hi. Hey, June. - Hey.

- This is Rev Troy. - Hey.

He is the coolest pastor here.

Aw, Sharon, I don't know about that.

Please, he took the youth group

to see the Harlem Globetrotters.

Oh, wow, how was it?

I don't know.

I'm more of a fundamentals guy.

I did not love when they pulled the trampoline out.

How is that not a technical?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm starting to think

that the refs in those games are on the take.

I mean, they just keep calling everything

against the Generals.

- Right? - Yeah.

Um, so I hope this is okay,

but I told Rev Troy about what happened last year.

Oh, you did.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

Thank you, it's...

it's a process.

Yeah.

Well, my only advice is,

don't be too hard on yourself.

Any feeling you're having is valid.

Well, that's good to hear, 'cause I've been having

some real weird ones.

Okay.

Sharon, you weren't wrong.

She's great.

We're always happy to have