Grey's Anatomy

There's a reason the punch line

to so many doctor jokes start with,

"I've got good news and bad news."

Bad news.

The air-conditioner coil is broken.

And?

And it's hot.

That's all. There is no more.

Come on, it's freaking fall already.

It's global warming already.

Close the fridge.

Zola!

Can you fix it?

Can I fix it?

I am a heart surgeon.

Right, I can fix anything.

No, I fix people.

That's an air conditioner. You fix it.

I don't want to screw up my hands.

I'm a surgeon, too.

Eh. What do you mean "eh"?

You work in a clinic. Shut up.

Close the fridge!

Can we just get the hell out of this sweat box already?

Gladly. Zola, Bailey!

Often, the bad news is so bad,

when something good comes along,

we tend to go a little overboard.

It's a glorious day, is it not, Dr. Grey?

Well, I could do with 20 degrees cooler

and an air-conditioner repairman.

It's the kind of day when people say,

"Dr. Bailey, why did you become a doctor?"

You think of a day like this one.

Ask me why it's a glorious day.

Do you really need me for this conversation?

I have a liver transplant for a patient

who's been waiting forever

on the unos list.

Patient is a sweet old grandma.

Do you know how many people pushing 80 get livers, Grey?

Not many people make it to the top of that list.

Not many people have Miranda Bailey in their corner,

but this one does, and so today,

I am ed McMahon with a big check.

It's a glorious day.

Dr. Reed to medical records. Dr. Reed to medical records.

Oh, hey, you're back.

Yeah. Of course I'm back.

Why wouldn't I be?

No, I mean you're back early.

Uh, nope, 29th. Always been the 29th.

Well, then I have good news for you...

you still get three days with your baby

because today's the 26th.

Uh, nope. 29th, see?

Really? Oh, trust me.

I have been looking forward to this day.

I-I mean, it's been great and I love my baby,

but, god, I missed work and talking to people

who can actually talk back.

Talking to yourself is overrated.

Hello?

Excuse me.

And I'm still talking to myself.

Great to have you back, Kepner.

Hey. Hey.

Good morning. Morning.

Edwards. What are you doing?

I was inputting data

into Dr. Shepherd's amygdala hijack study.

Or you can scrub in with me on a massive cardiac myxoma.

It's a very difficult procedure.

I need the best resident I can get.

I'm sorry. The best resident?

How is she the best resident?

You weren't supposed to hear that.

You up for it? How is that a question?

Let's go.

The best resident? What the hell?

Does everyone say that?

Come on, define best.

Deluca, you're with me.

Oh, chief, uh, I'm free if you want

a senior resident over an intern.

I need Deluca. That's why I said Deluca.

Deluca, move.

Here. Get up to speed.

I think I'm on O.B. Today, actually.

You're with me now.

I can do that. I have power.

Okay, that's, uh...

oh, wait, am I in trouble?

You've had a rough few weeks.

I thought you'd like some unmitigated joy,

so today you're going to be Ed McMahon!

I-I don't know who that is.

Now, see, that makes me feel old.

I just said I was giving you joy.

Do you really want to make me feel old

in response to my joy giving?

Um... You think that's wise?

Do you think that will make me more likely to give you joy?

N-no.

No, Deluca. No, it will not.

You are quite young.

I'm a baby, and ed McMahon is a god.

And here comes the joy.

My hero!

Now, hold on. Hold on.

Let's just make some room so the doctors can sit.

Yeah. Absolutely.

The poor folks have been on their feet all day.

We're fine.

No, Lily, I'm not taking your seat.

Well, then, we're not listening.

Oh, come on, rest your doggies.

Get over here. All right.

Uh-huh. Okay.

I knew you wouldn't want to take that off.

Did I tell you? You were right.

I'm gonna have something for you, too,

but today, my hand's just a little bit shaky.

That's okay. I wasn't really expecting anything.

Well, you're gonna get snickerdoodles

whether you were expecting them or not.

Samantha. Oh, yeah.

Ta-da.

Thank you.

Dr. Deluca, you want to present?

Oh, yes. Um, June Crowley...

no, call me granny June, honey. Everybody does.

Granny June Crowley, class 3, meld 20,

end stage liver disease, scheduled to receive

a transplant today after waiting... wow... three years.

Three years.

Donor liver arrives at 16:30.

Hey! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo!

This time tomorrow, you are gonna be a new woman.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I feel blessed

having the world's nicest doctors taking care of me.

Karen.

He's a hottie, right?

No, he's a hottie.

Oh, my god, granny, stop.

But, yes.

So, don't be shy. Give him a hug.

Mnh!

Well, heck, I'll give him a hug.

See?

Granny's gonna get a liver today!

Yes! Yes, she is!

Whoo!

How can I help?

Uh, Chelsea here took a run in the triple-digit heat.

Motorists found her collapsed by the side of the road.

Core body temp... 40.2.

EKG looks fine.

It's a clear-cut case of heat stroke.

She'll need to be cooled down and admitted.

Wilson, call ICU.

I'm gonna need CBCS, LFTs,

and a ck level. Okay.

We should get myoglobin levels on blood and urine.

Chelsea, we're gonna take you upstairs

and try to get this temp down, okay?

Why are all these people here?

Where am I?

Chelsea, you're in the hospital.

You got a little overheated.

Is there someone we can call for you?

My sister.

She... she's my emergency contact in my phone.

All right, let's get her on the cooling blanket.

I'll grab one.

Try to hang in there, Chelsea.

Pierce says your air conditioner died.

I thought maybe I could help.

You can fix an air conditioner?

No. I don't need to.

Mine's not broken,

and I'm willing to share it with a colleague in need.

See, I'm... I'm a giver.

See, it's my weak spot.

That's not an offer a colleague makes.

We're just talking about the weather.

Colleagues talk about the weather.

You need a cooling blanket.

I'm gonna get her.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

What do you need?

Cooling blankets.

What are you doing?

Uh, nothing.

Really? 'Cause you look super sketchy.

Close the door.