Ice

Previously on Ice...

You killed Avi?

This is Lady Rah's main guy.

Do you know what that means?

$25 million.

That's what Avi was pulling in,

and that's what you're working towards.

At the docks, you brought up C-117.

Big number sitting out there.

And I'm going to make a run at it.

Everything will be fine,

but you cannot tell Pop.

I got it.

Look at those beauties.

Holy shit.

Gimme the fucking diamonds!

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You said to make a point.

Well, that he did.

Cam was right about one thing, though.

What's that?

He is a stupid fucking Jew.

What is this, a fucking doctor's office?

She dragged us down here.

How long is she going to keep us waiting?

Some of us have lives, you know.

Freddy, shut the fuck up.

It's like you've got Tourette's.

Jacob!

How nice to see you...

and I see you brought the family.

You mind if I pop in? Thanks.

Please, sit.

They thought they could fuck me.

They were sadly mistaken.

Let's stop celebrating and split the stones,

and we can go our separate ways.

What is your rush?

You guys are quick on your feet, hmm?

Hijacking that car... smooth.

Only one problem...

You came up empty.

What, did you think it was me?

- It is your M.O. - Mm.

Can't take the credit...

although the good news

is that the diamonds are in my possession.

The bad news

is that you gentlemen should choose your business associates

more wisely.

Fucking Russian rat...

Is in the wind.

So there's no point holding a grudge, Cameron.

And when he resurfaces, he'll be sorted.

Right now, the stones are safe,

So let's move them on their way, shall we?

I assume that was the intention.

Sell the stones, give me my money,

maybe keep a little bit for yourselves...

or maybe you were hoping

that I would take them in exchange?

Right?

Well, I'll take the stones...

with the papers.

So all you have to do

is get them certified by the ADCS.

You want those diamonds out of the country

as soon as possible, yeah?

Once they're clean,

my associate will deliver them to Canada.

I believe distance is best.

You want fake certs for these diamonds?

That's very fucking expensive.

I'll cover it.

Okay, wait, okay,

can we just hold up for a second?

First of all, we just...

we've just been through some highly federal shit,

and now you want us to expose Green & Green

in a way that will fucking bury it.

- Am I wrong? - That's not my goal.

I need Green & Green

to be my squeaky clean wheel in this machine,

and you guys have a spotless reputation.

You should just kill me now.

I mean, this is just fucking ridiculous.

No, Freddy, what's ridiculous

is the way that you treat your family.

Oh, jeez.

So, you need us,

but we take 100% of the risk?

Welcome to my world.

My uncle's right.

How much is our perfect reputation worth?

And now you want a fee.

The audacity.

Yeah, it seems... logical, yes.

Yes.

We do the heavy lifting...

You wet our beak.

Mm.

Okay.

I'll give you...

10% of this job.

A million even.

Sometimes, we like to be kissed

when we're being fucked.

- That's a very big kiss, Cameron. - Mm.

Okay.

Take it,

before I change my mind.

See?

Partners.

Only one requirement.

To get the certification, you use my counterfeiter.

I think you'll find that Jonah does excellent work, Freddy.

Jake, we don't have to use Jonah.

There are plenty of forgers.

Whatever we need to do, Freddy, you're in this step by step.

I know, I know...

Good work, Jake! You were great.

Are we actually going to start the film?

In a minute.

Just so you know,

I could be at the New Beverly with Carly right now

at the midnight QT double feature,

but I opted for family night.

That does not make us feel guilty.

I'm not going for guilt,

just stockpiling good daughter points.

To be redeemed at a later date.

You know it. I'm starting in five.

We don't have too many more of these nights left.

Yeah, when I saw her at the gala...

It was like somebody hit the fast forward button.

Right?

Speaking of the gala...

you get anything sorted out?

Okay...

All right, how about this...

you tell me what you want, and I will decipher the rest.

I want to sit down and watch a movie.

She's got something on you.

Yeah.

Something Freddy did,

and you're left holding the bag?

It's not that simple, you know?

It's...

Can you fix it?

Eventually.

So...

this is a long-term arrangement?

Right now,

it's an arrangement that may take some time.

Okay? But we're moving in the right direction.

I promise you this.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel.

Or is that the train heading straight for you?

You're not teenagers.

But we look so good together, don't we?

I respect your chemistry,

but if you make out during the movie,

I'm taking an Uber to the New Beverly.

Maybe we should just let her call an Uber now?

I heard that!

Housekeeping, ya goddamned mutt.

Pop?

Pop! What are you... ? Come on in!

No! Bagel Broker?

Two everything...

Yes!

Bagels, lox, cream cheese,

the works.

Cream soda?

You think I'm a goddamned animal?

I mean, if you want to finish your cocoa balls

or whatever the hell you're eating...

You know I don't turn down lox!

Come on. Come on!

The maid leave a mint every night?

Yeah, the classy ones, Pop.

Chocolate on the outside?

Oh, yeah, love those.

They get the big tip for that.

I love motels.

They always remind me of Barbie Aronesti.

You remember Barbie, don't you?

Come on.

Barbie, from Altadena.

No, Pop, I don't...

I don't remember her.

Okay, so I was thinking, you know,

after we get the certs from Jonah,

I want to walk the diamonds through.

No offense, kid, but you're a crap shot.

Okay, I'm serious. Jake, let me do this.

Freddy...

the ADCS won't grade anything for you.

You're not on the list.