The Unit

Hey!

Kim! Thank god.

Oh, bob!

You forgot to change the baby's diapers!

No! The cammo diapers!

I don't have time to hold your hand

Through every little thing.

Mama's gotta go to work.

Shh. Quiet. They'll hear us.

Don rickles? What are you doing here?

I brought the red sash.

Mommy!

Mommy, we're late!

And he has a red ribbon over his shirt.

Submarine, cigar,

Torpedo.

And your husband was on his knees?

Now that's a dream.

Either you're getting too much sex or not enough.

Only in my dreams.

Where was your husband last night,

As you were dreaming of our husbands?

Not in my bed all night at the office.

But wait, i didn't tell you the best

The best part.

I had a sub machine gun.

Continue to await radio contact from snake doctor.

We got an intercept.

I thought you would watch that.

The north korea army detail talking to the brigade h.Q.

The scientist, that's what the inconame calls him,

Has requested chicken noodle soup

And soju.

It's a 4 hour car ride to...

His cabin by the sea. That's right.

Ok, folks.

Package is on the move.

Our defector should arrive at rendezvous here

At 21:00 hours.

Snake doctor left the port amuco 3 hours ago.

They have 10 hours to collect our scientist and get him out.

Has snake doctor confirmed his position?

All right, i want all eyes on the north korean navy.

Any ship deviates off its projected path,

Come to teacher.

Sir, the colonel needs you in his office.

Thank you.

You wanna read this?

Soviet air sub,

Assassin, wetsuit, mack and jonas.

This is a transcript of my wife.

You've been talkin' in bed, soldier?

Sir, i have not. Then what is this?

The world's worst coincidence?

Sir, i will swear on whatever you want me to swear on.

How is it that details of a top secret mission

Going on right now

Are comin' out of your wife's mouth?

Sir, would i blow 3 months of mission prep on pillow talk?

That's my question, son.

Colonel, if you have the slightest doubt... relieve me.

We cross that line, i ain't gonna need your permission.

Want to change your story?

No, sir.

Back to duty.

But this ain't over.

Mommy, can i have a cookie?

Serena, wait till we get home.

Don't tell me

Hey! Be careful!

Mrs. Brown, you need to come with us.

I beg your pardon? Right now, please.

Mommy! She'll be all right.

National security.

Colonel, where are my kids?

What the hell's going on? They took my kids!

Children are fine.

You took them? Yes, we did.

Where are they?

They're in the care of the army.

I'm not in your chain of command.

Mrs. Brown, your husband is.

A suspected security breach triggers a level 6 protocol.

Involves your husband.

You were overheard in a public place.

I was telling my friends about a dream.

Is that what it was?

What are you accusing me of?

Because i don't have to listen to it.

That's right. Legally, you can walk off

Whenever the fancy strikes you.

But if you do, i'll make sure your husband

Is right in step behind you off this base

And off this job forever.

Thank you.

Does bob ever bring home work?

Of course not. We know the rules.

Bob said he brought home some papers.

Did you ever look? Curiosity get the better of you, mrs. Brown?

You think i'm lying?

Give me a poly, right now.

It's a good idea.

As a matter of fact, they're waiting for us.

Polygraph and voice analysis, too.

Let's go.

Have you spoken to your husband about his missions?

No.

Does your mother know

What your husband does for a living?

No. She's telling the truth.

Have you ever told anyone

The true designation of your husband's unit?

No.

Do you use sex or the promise of sex with your husband

To determine where he is about to be deployed?

You know, i really think i've had enough.

Thank you. You can leave.

Mrs. Brown, you may of have perhaps

Convinced those machines you're telling the truth.

But?

Those machines don't send men into combat, i do.

You say your husband didn't tell you.

Then i need you to tell me how you know what you know.

You feel like saving your husband's job?

I had a dream.

What's the red ribbon?

Red ribbon?

You said a man on the submarine

Had a red ribbon under his jacket.

A red ribbon.

It was just a dream.

Captain, it's time to open the orders.

Fired up fired up

Fired up fired up

Twenty seven twenty seven

Fired up fired up

Here we go here we go

On the road on the road

Twenty seven twenty seven

Fired up fired up

Fired up fired up

Fired up fired up

Twenty seven twenty seven

Fired up fired up

Please authenticate that the orders are sealed.

Seal is not broken.

I am directed to

Turn your sub over to me.

I command this vessel.

I command this mission.

To do that, i must command this sub.

Those are your orders. From your admiral.

We must move now.

We're receiving flash draft.

Mr. Green.

Pop these new coordinates.

Those coordinates put us inside north korean waters.

That's provocation.

They see us, they will attack,

And they would be well within their rights to do so.

Let's be sure they can't see us.

Chief of the watch.

Rig for quiet, flank speed.

This boat is old.

We have no modern defenses.

That's why we chose it. Nobody's looking for an old sub.

We do not exist.

Please order your men to take this boat down, now.

It's understandable. It's your first mission oversight

And you want to crow about it to your old lady,

Explain to her why you're not at home washing the dishes.

I understand it's not like that, sir.

Now, if you tell me that's the way it's going down,

That it's containable to just your wife,

Then i can proceed with the mission.

But if you tell me it didn't, then i've got an unexplained leak

That by now could have worked its way all the way to north korea.

I need to know, my men hit the shore,

Are they gonna get their asses shot off?

I didn't say a word to her.

Then we have a problem, don't we?

Sir, we have a limited window to get this defector out.

The entire north korean navy is here and here

Monitoring our joint fleet exercise,

And i'm the only one in the room

Who has studied their navy's maneuvers.

No one is looking for an old sub,

But they are looking for our other boats.

The navy's gonna draw them away,

But that sub will still have to thread the needle,

And i'm the best person to assist them.

Our package is on route to his house by the sea now.

Let me bring the team home, colonel.

I'm gonna monitor your comm.

No outside calls, eyes always on ya.

When it comes time to blow the whistle

To send the men on shore,

I'll give them the word.

Sir, may i also ask that'll be all.

I can't think of one rational reason