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Thank you!
Next.
Wow, good Halloween mask!
It's not a mask. I'm allergic to the face paint!
Huh, c-minus then. Go to the infirmary.
Oh! Unh!
Next!
For my show-and-tell...
...I have a Halloween story!
Legend tells of a terrible monster
that dwells in the underworld,
so evil and ugly that words cannot describe it!
So I'll use mine.
Anyway...
Every year, the king of the underworld
sacrificed a soul for the creature to devour
until one year, he demanded
the hand of the king's daughter in marriage.
The king agreed on the promise of no further sacrifice.
But the Princess, disgusted by the monster's appearance,
left him at the altar.
In his sorrow, the monster ate everything
at the banquet table... and every soul around it!
He was banished and all mention of his name forbade,
for to speak his name would be to invite him into our world,
which is why you should never utter the words
"Gargaroth... the devourer"!
Uh...
That's right.
"Gargaroth" is a name you should never say!
The mere mention of "Gargaroth"...
...would summon Gargaroth into our world,
and believe me, Gargaroth...
...is not a nice guy. Gargaroth is...
can you please stop saying it?!
Did I say "Gargaroth"?!
Eh, that wasn't scary. I'll give an a-a-a-a-a-a!
An "a"? Really?
No, I meant... aaaaah!
It's Gargaroth!
Boo!
Aah!
And scene.
Good job, Carrie!
This is gonna work.
Okay, I saw principal brown buying candy
for the school store.
Then let's hit him first.
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna need more screaming
and less judgmental staring in your performance.
It's not a performance.
All right, method acting. I respect that.
No, I really am judgmental
'cause what we're doing is wrong!
Eh, which part?
The part where we pretend to summon Gargaroth
and use Carrie's powers to scare people,
the part where we pose as paranormal specialists
to get rid of him, or the part where we get paid
with everyone's trick-or-treat candy?
Every part! What is wrong with you?!
I'm tired, Darwin.
I'm tired of having to wear a mask on Halloween
because people wouldn't give me candy
if they knew it was me because of my reputation, Darwin.
My reputation.
All right, fine, it's because I'm greedy,
but don't worry. There will be plenty for you, too.
Nothing can make me go along with this dishonest scam!
Not even to get close to Carrie?
If she's gonna eat all that candy,
she'll need a body to possess-s-s.
Okay, when do we start?
Hmm.
What are you doing here?
Hmm, traces of ectoplasmic residue.
Telekinetic activity.
Can you please explain to me what's going on?!
We're here to get rid of Gargaroth the devourer...
for a small fee, of course.
How much?
We'll take those two bags of candy
in the corner over there.
Unh!
It's Gargaroth!
Gargaroth?!
Fire 'em up!
She wasn't even possessed when she ate this.
I'm getting paid double for this one.
Gargaroth!
We'll take it from here!
For a small fee!
Thank goodness you're here.
Hnh! Aah!
I finally reached a state of pure enlightenment!
No, no, no, no, stop, stop!
Help, help!
Hey! Raisins?!
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
Gargaroooooooooooooooth!
I'm glad we're gonna quit
while we're ahead for once.
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