Casual Encounters

Good Morning!

two

I'm Jimmy D, to make you enjoy more The road to work.

Well maybe not For an unfortunate individual.

Today I have a special guest With me in the studio.

Say hello to beautiful Sarah.

- Hi jimmy. - Go ahead, Sarah.

Last night he forgot our anniversary!

This resulted in waiting for hours.

in a restaurant better than Applebee's but below Olive Garden.

After he planted me For the last time, I went to the bar.

eleven

There was a very kind couple there.

- And we talk and drink. - Sarah?

We drank a lot. And they listened to me.

So I went home with them.

fifteen

To "house" house?

- Home, home. - Fuck!

That is called a French turn.

¿Sarah?

What is the name of the poor devil?

twenty

- Justin. Justin Davis - What?!

twenty-one

Friends, don't be like Justin Davis.

Pay more attention to your commitments!

2. 3

Now, one of my favorites.

WAS THE CALL AWAKENED, IMBÉCIL ?!

This is for you, Justin.

CASUAL ENCOUNTERS

ANNUAL INSPECTION 10/27/1978

LEADER IN TELECOMMUNICATIONS IN THE SOUTH OF CALIFORNIA

- Good day. - I'm fine.

Thanks for calling Cal-Telcom.

Hello Justin.

For your information, today there are many Donuts in the break room.

In agreement. Thanks, today I don't have desire for donuts

3. 4

Really? Not even a "French twist"?

Leave your message and I'll call you as soon as I can.

Hello It's Me.

I try hard not to get angry,

but I don't understand why you would want hurt me and humiliate me

For forgetting one ... Shit ... No.

Thanks for calling Cal-Telcom. Justin speaks.41

- How can I?... - I ran out of service again.

I'm sorry you have problems With the service.

- Yes I can... - It's the second time this month.

- I understand, sir. - You know what? I do not believe you.

Four. Five

If not, we would not be talking now, right?

Well, I can communicate with a technical advisor who ...

Sir, I assure you that all our technicians

they have high school diploma or the equivalent.

And they will also charge me for this, right? Are they going to charge me?

fifty

I can work So they can withdraw the charge.

To work? You don't know the meaning of the word.

I'm a plumber, I try all day with people's shit

And now I deal with yours.

This is ridiculous. I pay for the service.

Well, if you let me put it waiting a moment ...

Just fix it. I know you can do it over the phone.

Press a little button. Come on. Do it.

Do you know what, sir? I have the worst of the mornings, yes?

And honestly, I agree with you,

the system is failed, but now I ask

I beg you to be kind. Please?

I need someone to be kind to me.

It's terrible, but you didn't buy the insurance policy

and only an idiot would not buy it ...

Moron...? I hope you have health insurance, Well, I'm going to break your face.

Thanks for calling to Cal-Telcom

and I'll make sure to give it Your greetings to Satan.

- How are you, Justin? - Really?

Do you have to eat that in my face?

- Why do you look so angry? - Didn't you hear what happened?

You do not listen Jimmy D in the morning?

Jimmy D? It is a poor version from Howard Stern.

Sarah broke up with me in Jimmy D in the morning.

Heavens. And they seemed so happy.

I thought so.

Last night there was a woman ...

Did you have an adventure? That is not very adult.

No, I did not have an adventure, yes?

A client named Carol I had problems with the service

And he has a small business.

Isn't everyone today?

I stayed to help her in the reset process

and that distracted me and by the end I was exhausted,

so I went straight home and I ... I forgot about our anniversary.

You forgot the anniversary. Not good.

That's what Jimmy D said exactly.

And then he told her about this French twist

and stupid Earl arrives And try to humiliate me.

- It's ... An idiot. - I know.

- I was going to marry her. - Yes ?!

Yes of course.

I was expecting a promotion or having at least more financial stability

But I had been watching engagement rings on the Internet.

I feel sorry for you.

Seriously? You too? It really isn't funny.

They left Justin this morning in Jimmy D in the morning.

- Sammy! - What?

I had no idea.

I thought maybe you wanted a donut

- Yes. Yes, sorry. - It was pretty ugly.

They were together for a long time, right?

Five years. It is a long time.

At least they were not married.

- They didn't even have children and ... - Yes, the alimony?

That requires money.

It is a very bad thing.

And money is the root Of everything bad.

Cal-Telcom, talk Peggy Sue.

From Alabama. And you?

The coffee took effect. I must do.

Damn it, what a delight.

Can you hear me? Hi?

This does not work again.

Yes, sure.

It worked. I do not know what happened.

Yes, the wireless They are fickle.

I will see what the problem is.

In agreement. It is done.

The plug had come loose. It must already work.

Here you have. I was down there.

- Thank you. - Yes.

- You saved my life. - It's not like that.

Maybe if I worked on the line for suicides ...

Yes.

It would literally save lives, If it were good for my job.

And I think, I hope, it would be ...

- He is handsome. - Yes? You think?

It was on our anniversary.

A special occasion, you know?

Very important. Bye.

Thanks for the ... For this.

You are a fool.

How did you forget your anniversary? Who forgets his anniversary?

You don't deserve Sarah, no.

That's why she did that.

Because you don't deserve it, you treated her badly and left you for two ...

You will be alone!

You will be alone!

You deserve to be alone!

You will be alone all your life!

Silly! Silly.

- Oh my God! - Sammy.

Listen, maybe you should try Internet dating.

Louis does it.

Louis? Correspondence Louis, Louis?

It has gone very well.

I don’t think I’ll go on appointments very soon and definitely not from the Internet.

It's nothing serious, it's casual.

Surprise attack.

Have a good day. Thank you for calling Cal-Telcom.

INCOMING CALL MOM

You should talk to him.

How long have you been standing there?

You may not realize, But Louis is very wise.

I will not talk to Louis.

It has many deep things what to say.

I do not care.

It will make you forget it for a few minutes.

Let Pastelite

He looks her deep in the eyes

while her hand lifts her skirt of silk towards its latent pleasure area.

She gasps in advance:

"Take me now, Javier. Take me now! "

A sensation becomes howl ...

Friends.

Louis, hello.

That was ... something.

I didn't know you were a writer.

I am not a writer. I am a speaker of romance.

I channel pure desire.

I let it flow freely.

It is very impressive. Louis gave me a CD.

I fall asleep listening to him.

It gives me some very crazy erotic dreams and awake sticky.

Yes, it is quite effective.

Here you have. The first is free.

Thank you. I'm dying to hear it.

Where are my manners?

Can I serve you something? A cappuccino, perhaps?

Yes Yes.

A cappuccino would be fine.

Our friend Justin Go through a bad time.

His longtime girlfriend ...

Excuse me, your girlfriend for a long time broke ...

He broke up with him this morning for ...

By radio I'm so sorry.

By radio

God, not even ... I am terrible.

- Justin, do you like to comment? - Not really.

Please. Here you are safe.

In agreement.