Roman Scandals

ROMAN SCANDALS

ENTER IN WEST ROME, CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. WARREN COOPER PRESIDENT

STOP AND HAVE A RAT. CEMETERY OF ROME WEST. WARREN COOPER

CONVENTION OF TEACHERS IN ROME WEST

As mayor of West Rome, I am pleased to welcome you.

I introduce our first citizen. Warren Finley Cooper.

Thank you, Mayor.

Friends, Romans, countrymen.

Listen to me.

Come, I know the history of Rome.

In fact, I have donated this expensive, magnificent temple of art.

So that the citizens of West Rome meet those of old Rome.

Come, ladies.

This room is about when Rome invaded Britain.

Here we have a distinguished...

-Fox. -Yes sir?

Is that your hat?

"No, sir, I-" "He's very careless."

And here we have...

How did that get there?

-I do not know how... "Get him out of there."

Yes sir.

"I... I'll take it off now." -It will be the best.

Before I take you away. We'll talk about this later.

Here we have the statue of Empress Agrippa.

"Eddie!" -What's going on?

"You can not sleep here." "There's a little noise."

"He has nowhere to sleep." -Then you...

It's not his fault.

It's the first night she forgets to wake me up.

How dare you use the statue of an Empress to sleep?

It is the only statue that is stretched, I can not sleep standing.

This man is crazy! Call the police!

-Yes sir. "They can not arrest him." It's Eddie.

I know who is. But he has no right to go around doing nothing.

It works for everyone.

Excuse me, Mr. Cooper. He has very beautiful eyes.

Where did you get those big eyes?

They say that before I was born, my mother always looked for my father.

That's why my eyes are so big.

What a pity! Did you find your father?

I do not know. I can not find my mother.

Poor. You must forgive him, Mr. Cooper.

Well... okay.

Get dressed and go.

There's always someone like Eddie in every town. He knows nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

This is the bust of one of the last Caesars, Valonius.

Valerius.

Shut up and do not interrupt me.

But Mr. Cooper, that's the way it is. Agrippa, with whom he slept, was his wife.

"You... you..." "But Mr. Cooper, you're right.

"It's Valerius. -For real?

But of course. You were right.

But if I hear you say one more word, I'll have you shut up.

Yes sir.

Let's keep going.

This is the last drop!

No sir. It's my bag of hot water, I looked everywhere for it.

If you say anything else, I'll have Fox call the police.

To the police. Yes sir.

This statue contains a very interesting story.

The Empress Silvia.

Of Gaul.

He captured Valerius.

And then she married him.

What's wrong? I guess I'm wrong again!

No no. You're right, except...

It was not Empress Silvia, but Princess Silvia.

It was not from Gaul but from Britannia

He did not capture Valerius, but Valerius captured her

and did not marry Valerius but Josephus

-And you're Mr. Cooper and Bob... -Yes?

To the police.

I wanted to talk with you.

Eddie, if you want to keep sending me,

you must stop giving my articles for nothing.

"Charge it to my salary." -Should I do it?

That's why I never pay you anything.

You knew last week you gave... a moment.

I have it pointed here.

Look!

You gave $ 1 400 and 50 cents.

This is 1 2 $ and 50 cents more than your salary.

"What will you do with this?" "Can not raise my salary?"

You're lucky I did not fire you.

"Is that my property?" "Yes, the plan of urbanism confiscated it.

"Why are they still there?" They refused to move.

And you know I'll build a new jail and I can jail them?

"Yes, but-" "There is not but worth."

Have them thrown out at once.

Changing the subject,

everything went very well in the museum.

I came to an agreement with the builder and I made a lot of money.

Here's your check, Johnnie.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

"We do not need a new jail." "You can fill it, I'm sure."

Are you sure about these checks?

The bank is mine, is not it?

Look, Julia, my room 7 followed. I owe it to myself $ 265.

It's my lucky day.

It's you again.

Now I must imprison him for reckless driving.

Do not stop him, do no harm. He had no chance.

Can we give you more opportunities?

I started in this city with nothing but my intelligence.

It did not start very well.

How...?

We do not have time to lose it with you.

Let's move on.

Boss!

He has finished his work.

They're all gone now, let's go.

Let's go then.

What happen?

Are you expecting an earthquake?

"The city takes our houses away." -The city? Why?

"Because they will build a prison." "A prison?"

-Yes! What shall we do now, Mother? "We can not live on the street.

Why not? It seems to be well furnished.

The city put them here, stay until they put them somewhere else.

-What did you say? "That we should live here.

He says the city put us here and we live here.

Come, come. Listen to me.

Why not live here?

It does not matter to have the sky as a roof.

But how, Eddie?

How you did it inside. Here you have more fresh air,

more help and more flies. But it can be fixed.

Look! Do you believe in the signs?

They see him? Mr. Cooper also thinks it's a good idea.

Build a small house. They have it all here.

"We always have a roof over us."

"as long as there are stars."

"and if we have someone who loves us"

"Surely we will eat cake."

"They need neither wood nor stone."

"build a house with happiness."

"alone...."

"with a million stars"

"We do not need any roof."

"with an optimistic feeling"

"We'll build a little house."

"every dream,"

"you can get it."

"we will fill our house with smiles"

"when we build a house."

"not a palace,"

"not a poor house."

"but the earth is free."

"it is my house, and yours."

"if you come to live with me."

"We'll put a rug on the floor."

"made of grass..."

"and our problems will end"

"when we build a house."

I'll show you!

This can be the dining room,

there is the living room

Help me with the couch!

"with a million stars..."

"We do not need any roof."

"with an optimistic feeling"

"when we build a house."

"every dream,"

"you can get it."

"we will fill our house with smiles"

"not a palace,"

"not a poor house."

"but the earth is free."

"it is my house, and yours."

"if you come to live with me."

"We'll put a rug on the floor."

"made of grass..."

"and our problems will end"

"when we build a house."

"with a million stars..."

"We do not need any roof."

"with an optimistic feeling"

"when we build a house."

"every dream,"

"you can get it."

"we will fill our house with smiles"

"when we build a house."

"not a palace,"

"not a poor house."

"but the earth is free."

"it is my house, and yours."

"if you come to live with me."

"We'll put a rug on the floor."

"made of grass..."

"and our problems will end"

"when we build a house."

Attention! Here! You can not do this!

Why not? We built a house.

-A house? "We all do." Join us.

"not a palace,"

"not a poor house."

"but the earth is free."

"it is my house, and yours."