The Amazing World of Gumball

Who? What?

Aaaaaaaah!

Yeah, it's a secret, apparently.

Hmm?

Arghhhh!

What did you just say?!

Aah!

Son, what did you just say?!

I said...

Before that! There's an urban legend

about a secret menu at Joyful Burger!

You have my attention.

The most secret item on it is a burger.

It is said that the burger does not exist

until someone speaks its name.

It must be summoned from the other side.

Wait, isn't that how you order food anyway?

You don't get it, dude.

Apparently, this burger is so hard core,

it qualifies as breakfast, lunch, and dinner

for seven people for seven years.

And they say that if you eat it in 15 minutes, they'll pay.

Pay for the burger? No, your hospital fees.

This is the burger that I've been searching for

all my life.

My Atlantis, my Montezuma's gold,

my Moby Dick...

Except not literally, as I already ate a white whale.

There's only one problem, Dad.

You can't order it without knowing its name.

Welcome to Joyful Burger! Can I take your order?

Yes, I'd like

a secret burger, please.

Uh, could you repeat your order, sir?

Yes, I would like

the secret burger, please.

Uh, excuse me? Listen, little man!

I'm the customer here,

and I don't want to have to repeat my order!

One secret burger to go,

you little!

I'm sorry, sir, but that's not an intercom.

Can I take your order please?

One Burger!

Uh, for real?

Was I not clear enough?

Uh, have it your way, sir.

Mm.

He meant the secret burger!

I see.

And what is the name

of the aforementioned secret burger?

Ah, I got it.

It's called the Vein Thickener! The Deep Fried Thrombosis!

The Meat Your Maker? The Heart-Breaker!

The Bun-dertaker! The Commander In Beef!

The Bowel-Buster!

No? More mysterious maybe...

The Illumi-patty! The Area Beefty-One?

The Bilderburger! Come on, man!

You know what we're talking about!

Maybe.

But I can't serve you something

you don't even know the name of.

There's only so many names it could be.

We just need to figure out which one.

You mean figure out sand-which one.

Dude, stop with the puns.

I can't! I've fallen down the pun hole!

I've gone so deep, I'm punderground!

What a pun-fortunate turn of events.

I've pundermined any respect you had for me.

I don't punderstand why I...

Ow! Dude, I know it was annoying,

but it didn't warrant a punch.

Ow!

That's wasn't even a pun, that's just what that word is!

So the plan is...

You guys get hired at Joyful Burger.

Why don't you get hired?

I can't. Why?

Uh... because of my medical condition?

Really?

Well, I get this allergic reaction to effort.

The symptoms are dangling arms, constant eye rolls,

and a breathing problem that makes me sigh a lot.

Being lazy is not a disease, Dad.

No, it's true! I really have a...

Oh, I can't be bothered to finish that sentence.

I'll give you 20 bucks if you do it.

Wow, you've reached a whole new level of laziness.

You've invented the reverse job.

But okay. So, what? We get hired,

and then we look for the name of the secret burger?

They won't just tell anyone.

They'll need to trust you,

so, first, you have to be the best employees ever.

Huh?

Oh?

I don't know what that secret ingredient is,

but the customers just love your burgers!

The secret ingredient is love.

Mm... mm.

Great job.

The board wants you two as managers. Ah!

There's only one problem...

You need to halve our labor costs.

Ah!

Great job.

The board wants you as senior members.

There's only one problem... You need to double production.

Ah!