Steven Universe

Mwah!

Ahh!

Huh?

Hello.

Where am I?

Who are you?

That used to be a loaded question, but now I can say

with confidence that I'm Steven Universe,

and you're in my bathroom.

What happened to me?

Huh?

What is this?!

You were corrupted in a Diamond blast,

but you've just been healed,

and that is a plunger.

Let me fill you in on everything you've missed.

Missed?

We have some reading material,

available in both English and Gem Glyph.

Spanish translation forthcoming.

Watch your head.

Life is a little different these days.

The Diamonds have ended their reign of terror.

The intergalactic war is over,

and Earth is officially an independent planet.

We're all safe to explore our dreams.

Lars opened up his own pastry shop,

and it's got a real cute space gimmick goin' on.

Sadie's been touring with The Suspects,

promoting their new album,

and Connie has been getting a head start on college prep.

She's two years away from applying,

but she says it doesn't hurt to start early.

And speaking of higher education,

Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and I

have been cooking up a dream of our own.

I have no idea who you're talking about.

Don't worry about it.

You'll learn all that and more

right here at Little Homeschool.

Here at Little Homeschool,

you have a chance to rediscover yourself

and learn to live on Earth if you like.

You can forge a new identity,

grow your own ideas,

and even find your inner Morp.

Wait. What's a Morp?

That's exactly the kind of question we love to hear.

Find your center,

your very core.

Remember... your body isn't just a projection of light

but also a reflection of your inner soul.

Garnet teaches, uh, all sorts of stuff.

Hello?

Pearl speaking.

This is HoloPearl.

Oh, hi, HoloPearl.

To what do I owe the pleasure of your calling?

Just calling to see how you are.

That's an example of the use

of the human short-range telecommunications device

called a phone.

Pearl will teach you all about human technology.

Whose Pearl is that?

Mm, that... that's not how things work here.

Nobody belongs to anybody.

On Earth, you can decide for yourself what you want to do.

Really? How?

Hello. I'm Professor Amethyst.

Go on, take a seat wherever.

I'll be teaching

"How to Decide Stuff for Yourself 101."

Today's lesson is... there is no lesson.

Just do whatever you want for an hour.

Hey, Steven, you want to grab some lunch?

Sure.

Ah. This school thing's such a cool idea.

I love being a teacher.

No one's ever looked up to me before, you know?

Except for, uh...

widdle baby Steven!

Seriously, dude, it's been going great.

Everyone wants to come and learn how to be an Earthling.

Uh, not everyone.

Pff! Man, forget her.

I don't know. I... I'm worried.

We healed all these Gems and built that town and the school

because I wanted to fix some of the bad things the Diamonds did.

Knowing there's someone out there still hurting

because of the Diamonds, because of my mom...

uh, I mean, I know it's not my fault,

but if there's a chance

I could make it better, shouldn't I try?

I think you should stop trying to fix everyone.

Yeah. You're right.

Hold it.

Ugh! What do you want now?!

Jasper.

I just want to talk.

Pfft.

So, um, how's it going?

I know it's been a while since we last, uh, talked.

Aw, it's a cute little...

Why did you do that?!

Any Earthling that invades my space gets crushed.

Took forever to yank those puny green Earthlings

out of the ground.

You mean grass?

I don't know their names!

So what's with the rocks?

Training.

Oh. I thought maybe... uh!

Maybe you were getting into art?

That pile really complements the decor.

Okay.

What are you even training for?

There's no one left to fight.

There's always someone to fight.

There's just no one left worth fighting.

In that case, maybe you could come join us