The Orville

Mommy.

Mommy. Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy! Mom! Mommy!

- All right, I'm up. I'm up. - Can we go now?

Oh, slow down, Ty.

Give mommy a second here.

Are we gonna get to ride the sky cranes?

If you're tall enough, yes.

Can I go on the gravity bubbles?

If you promise not to throw up.

That's the cool thing... It just floats away.

Is your brother awake?

He won't get up. I think he might be dead.

All right.

Come on, dead guy, get up.

We're leaving soon.

Have you even packed?

I told you, I don't want to go to a stupid play planet.

You're gonna love it once we get there, trust me.

Now, come on, up. -Bradley's parents are letting him do

medieval battle camp in the simulator.

Bradley's parents are alcoholics. Now, come on.

Get dressed. It's time

to experience reality for a change.

Family time.

Fresh air. Sunshine.

Mwah! Come on!

Mom. Mom.

Here you go, Ty. Take this one.

Uh-uh. The game stays here.

Oh, mom, come on! You suck.

I'm a mom... it's my job. Now turn it off.

I hope you guys packed your umbrellas.

It's the rainy season on Arboreus prime.

Well, actually, our hotel's above the clouds.

Now, remember, if you need

anything at all, Dr. parley's on duty full-time.

We'll be sitting in a dockyard.

The only thing we might die from is boredom.

Mom said turn it off! -Shut up!

Any sign of my pilot?

Well, that's what I came to tell you.

It turns out that I need John to stay

and supervise an overhaul of the navigational systems.

Oh, well, that's a bummer... I was counting on him

to help me ride herd on these two lunatics.

Hey, give it back! I'm gonna kill you!

Guys! Stop!

Don't worry. I got you a replacement.

Dr. Finn,

I look forward to joining you and your offspring

on this recreational outing.

It will give me an opportunity

to observe human familial dynamics at close range.

Crap.

Stop it! Stop it!

Hey, what's going on back there?

He's messing with my seat!

Marcus, knock it off.

He keeps farting.

Ty, stop farting.

- Ow! - Doctor,

are your children always this combative?

- Only when they're awake. - Hey!

The older, less intelligent one seems to derive pleasure

from inflicting damage upon his younger, weaker sibling.

- He's a kid. They act up. - Ow!

Oh, my god, if I have to come back there one more time,

I will lose my mind.

Knock it off!

On my planet,

when a program is not functioning properly,

it is deleted.

That's always an option.

If you wish, I will vaporize them. -No!

For god's sake, I'm kidding.

I have noticed

that many other families

on the Orville include two parents.

Where is your counterpart?

I don't have a husband.

- Was he destroyed? - No.

Did you grow to despise each other, and terminate

- your coupling? - I chose to be a single mother.

I always wanted kids, but never found a man

- I wanted to have them with. - Ah. Artificial impregnation.

You're getting a tad personal, don't you think?

Mom said you couldn't bring that!

Shut up!

Ow! Mom, Marcus pinched me!

Oh, my god, cut the crap! I'm not telling you again!

I didn't even want to go on this stupid trip anyways.

You're the one who made me.

Why don't you just get out of my way. -Stand back.

Your commands have little to no effect on their behavior.

Perhaps you should reevaluate your method of controlling them.

- Hey! - Just what I need.

Parenting tips from a talking hubcap.

You harbor prejudice against artificial life-forms.

Only against life-forms that think

they're better than everyone else.

I am better than everyone else.

Oh, and so modest.

It was not intended as a boast,

merely a statement of fact.

My only directive is to study human behavior

in the interest of relations between Kaylon and the Union.

You want to improve relations?

Don't tell a mother how to raise her kids.

What was that?

- Mom? - Mom? Mom?

Cut it out! -Well, that is what you sound like.

We are experiencing a gravity-shear.

It is emanating from an uncharted spatial fold -don't.

- Directly ahead. - That doesn't sound good.

It would be best to avoid it.

I will make a course correction.

Wait. No!

You two sit down right now! You're in big trouble!

That is an accurate statement, doctor.

We appear to be caught in the anomaly's gravitational field.

Helm control is not responding.

Kids, strap in!

The field is too strong.

Our engines are unable to break free.

Everyone okay?

Mom, what's happening?

The gravity-shear

has fractured the hull.

Main power is off-line.

Where the hell are we?

Approximately 1,000 light-years from our previous position.

What?

The spatial fold has thrown us into uncharted space.

So can't we just fly back through or something?

The shuttle has been severely damaged.

It would not survive another passage.

The hull fracture is expanding.

We need to set down someplace, fast.

There is a planet five million kilometers away

with multiple moons, some of which have atmospheres.

Well, pick one and go.

The third, innermost moon has an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere.

Not the vacation we had in mind, but at least we can breathe.

Take us down.

There is a valley beyond the mountains

that should be a suitable landing site.

It could get a little rough, guys! Hang on!

I'm scared.

We are venting plasma.

I can no longer maintain a stable altitude.

Go to the engineering compartment

and switch to the emergency reserves.

Okay.

Mom, can I come with you?

No. Stay in your seats. I'll be right back.

Dr. Finn?

Dr. Finn?

Aah! This thing is a bitch!

Pull the hydraulic release, and it will turn more easily.

I got it!

Secure yourself and brace for impact.

Mom! -Computer voice: Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

No! No!

- Mom! - Too low terrain.

Too low terrain. Too low terrain.

Isaac to Dr. Finn.

Where's mom?

Dr. Finn, please respond.

Marcus!

Are you damaged?

My leg.

You have dislocated your knee.

Ow! It hurts!

- I must repair you. - No! Wait!

Wow. That feels better.

I want mom!

Indeed. We must find your mother.

I have calculated the most likely trajectory

of the shuttle's rear section.

It is less than four kilometers away.

So you can find mom?

That is my objective.

Don't worry, Ty, mom's alive.

I know it.

At the moment, that is a baseless assumption.

Do you know how to use this?

What? No.

It is a basic energy weapon.

Unlock the safety and press the firing mechanism.

- Why would I need a gun? - There may be unknown dangers

on this world. I will be back.

Hey! You can't just leave us here!

You are small and feeble.

I will move at a faster pace alone.

The weapon will increase your chances of survival by 24%.