The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

- Hey, shoes on your feet, boy! - Wait up! Not...

- I am cleaning! - I knocked.

Kiddo...? How's it going in there, buddy?

I'm sorry I just barged in like that...

into your personal space.

Shouldn't have...

Can I come in for a second?

Isaiah, is it okay if I come in?

Yeah.

Yes, then? I come in...?

Yeah...

I didn't see anything.

Listen, kiddo...

What you were just doing. Which I had no... right to interrupt without knocking...

And I'm sorry.

But, what you were doing, was completely natural...

and normal, and... to be expected.

And I just wanted to come in, not to make it weird, but...

just to make sure you weren't feeling strange.

There's nothing to feel strange about.

It's something that everybody does.

- And everybody is entitled to... - Do you do it?

Well, everybody does...

So you do do it, then...

I mean. It's common, yeah.

Something that's natural to do, for all the people.

And all the people deserve to have their boundaries respected and that's where I crossed the line.

So I'm...

sorry if this is weird.

But I just wanted to make sure you weren't feeling ugly, and like... like this was ugly.

And hide it under the rug and let it become something... taboo between us.

Do you know what "taboo" is?

Yes.

Well, now it won't be,

'cause we talked about it...

and it's out in the open.

Okay.

I am sorry if this is weird.

It's not.

Well, good. It shouldn't be.

Well...

I'll leave you to it, then.

Dad...?

I love you.

I love you back.

And if we could try mom's hands on the big man's shoulder?

- All right - That's just lovely.

And if we could all just look straight ahead, please?

Wonderful!

And we're a happy little family with a great, big smile!

Fantastic!

And how about a smile from dad, this time?

Was I not smiling?

Sorry, I thought I was.

Let's just have another big one, please.

There we go.

Lovely.

Okay, looking good!

And now if I could just get a big smile from the two happy families.

Family.

Sorry?

Today we're ONE happy family.

Got a little crowded all of a sudden.

That's the way I like it.

You seeing my cufflinks?

Yeah, we can se those, no problem.

You think? Cause I could turn more toward the camera.

Thanks for everything, pop.

Do we all say cheese?

You can say cheese, you can say taco, you can say whatever you like.

But if you could just give me the teeniest... weeniest... littleeeee...

Have you seen where they went, by the way?

Your husband was over there, we were just talking.

I think... and Isaiah?

Oh, I don't know, I haven't seen him.

- I think I may go find him. - OK, see you later.

- Hi! Did you like the cake? - I love it.

I'm glad, have another piece.

- So good to see you. - I'll talk to you later.

Okay.

- Hi! Have you seen Isaiah? - No, I haven't.

See you in a minute.

Hi, you! You are such a little a clown.

- Hi, honey! Have you seen Isaiah? - No.

Everyone having a good time?

- What a beautiful reception. - I'll be right back, hold on.

Honey?

Could you go get your father? Dinner's up.

Shall I help set the table?

Oh... that's okay, everything's under control.

What might I have done? Sent him to his room? Grounded him?

To condemn my son, I must first condemn myself.

And of the crimes perpetrated against my body, we are both guilty.

Dad...?

Oh come on, oh come on.

Hey, pop! Time for din-dins.

Here we go!

It's hot.

Oops...

- You want one of these? - I'm okay.

They're Belgian.

I know, thank you. I'm okay.

You know these aren't for me, Dad. I got them for you.

I'll have one.

Well, they're Dad's... so you gonna have to ask him first.

Pass the potatoes, please? Thank you...

Would you like one?

Oh, maybe later...

Thank you, honey.

Thank YOU.

Biscuits?

Sure.

- Hey! - Hey.

I forgot that toilet was broken, I'm just gonna use yours.

No! Wait a minute... Your mother's in there.

I can wait.

Don't look so scared.

Let me tell you, Dad...