Death Before the Wedding (Zgon przed weselem)

Miss...

Miss Monika. Congratulations!

There's some.

Once again, on behalf of myself and the entire faculty here...

Excuse us.

I congratulate you all.

- - Excuse me.

Pardon me.

I'm sorry.

Go, go. Hey, scooch over a bit.

Excuse us.

I told you, we should've bought a bigger one.

Miss Zofia...

A meadow of flowers wouldn't be enough for you.

There she is! Majeczka.

Maja.

- - Mr. Miłosz.

- Here you go. Congratulations. - Thank you.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Miss Maja.

Maja!

- Thank you. - Congratulations.

Miss Maja is graduating at the very top of her class!

Yeah! That's my little girl!

My flesh and blood!

You're starting a new chapter in your life, hon.

About that. I've been wanting to tell you this for a while.

I know. You're the most precious thing in my life, too,

and I already know it.

- There's no need to tell me. - Mm.

- I love you. - Okay.

Okay, but that's not what I wanted to--

Majka!

You little brainiac!

And up!

- And up! -

And up!

And up!

Gosh darn it.

Oh! Thank you.

Thank you.

Um...

I will pay... pay you back, uh, again.

Uh, no worries.

Miłosz Rugwiro.

Mirosław Roszkowski.

I'm sorry.

I was just taken off guard, because you speak my language so well.

Thank you.

So do you, sir.

I'm getting married, and I'm gonna tell Dad today.

Why are you in such a hurry, my dear?

Can't you wait till you're a bit older?

Hmm? Like a year or two.

So, Dad and your fiancé can get to know each other.

Maybe he'll even like him.

Mm... Are you kidding me?

All my exes still have a stutter because of him.

Precisely.

You wouldn't want to put someone you love so much through all that.

Dad, we need to discuss something.

Maja.

I'm gonna get married.

Over my dead body.

Let's go.

I told you.

DEATH BEFORE THE WEDDING

MAŁE DOBRE DAIRY

- - Jesus!

What the heck? The weekend starts on Thursday now, huh?

What's the problem?

You were at Manager Szyszko's birthday party last night too.

Yeah, I was. but I went home at a normal hour.

What time did you leave?

I went after the last round.

'Cause turning him down would've been impolite.

- And how many last rounds were there? - I stopped counting after the sixth.

Jesus, why am I such a dunce?

Got that right. You're a dunce and a drunk!

It's totally pathetic.

If I left you alone for three days, you'd all be dead.

Shameful.

So, gentlemen, in less than a month,

we've shut down 27 small,

unprofitable, dairy plants.

In their place, we'll be launching three large dairy companies,

which, we estimate, will produce up to one million liters of milk per day.

Bravo.

- - Mm.

Mmm!

And we'll get started once I'm back from vacation, okay?

Uh...

Uh, what's going on?

Can someone fix this?

There's one dairy plant remaining.

What? Where?

Mm, the smallest one. Must be why we overlooked it.

MAŁE DOBRE DAIRY WORKING - TO BE SHUT DOWN

This is absurd!

You should have your people doing this for you.

Honey, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Yeah, unless you're the CEO.

- But I am the CEO. - So you shouldn't have to.

The dairy is on our way, I'll just quickly shut it down,

and then we'll head right to the boat.

- Yacht. - The yacht. We'll head right there.

Małe Dobre Dairy, how can I help?

- Hello! This is CEO Rylski. - Shh!

- I'd like to speak to the manager. - Hello.

Can you please speak a bit louder?

This is CE-- Hey, hey! Watch it, okay?

You're threatening me?

Hello? Oh...

Szyszko here?

No, I haven't seen him.

That's strange.

He's always around.

I called him this morning. No answer.

- All right. - Mirek?

- Yeah? - Anything else?

- What? -

- No, nothing. - Okay.

- - Get in here, you drunkard.

I'm coming. Good morning.

Oh, well...

JULY 5, FRIDAY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

Happy pearl wedding anniversary, Mom.

You deserve an Olympic medal

just for being able to put up with Dad

for a whole 30 years.

Uh, it wasn't so hard.

Your father's not that bad.

He just...

He forgot!

Again?

The dairy plant's his entire world.

Mommy, listen, you should be his entire world.

- - One second.

Małe Dobre Dairy.

Hello, can you please put someone competent on the phone?

That you again?

I said, can you put someone competent on the phone?

Hey, hold on, hold on.

Before you start calling people, you need to learn some manners.

I don't wanna interfere or anything, but if you want my opinion,

I think these people are ignoring you, Mr. CEO.

- -

Oh my!

I gotta go, sweetie.

There's this obnoxious man who keeps calling our phone.

Bye.

Małe Dobre?

- CEO Rylski here. - Shh.

CEO?

Oh, the secretary's on maternity leave,

and you've reached Accounting, Mr. CEO.

Sir, I sincerely apologize.

Well, you'll be able to do that in person, because I'm almost there.

Wait! Why are you coming?

Uh, why are you coming in person?

- Karol! - Boss.

Seen Szyszko recently?

Yesterday.

He was, uh, supposed to lock up, but this morning it was unlocked.

I'll call him again.

- Go. -

- Why me, though? - Because someone has to, and it's you.

- But I'd rather not. - Why?

Because today I've got, uh, milk phobia and a fear of heights.

All right, all right, all right. I'll just do it!

Thank you very much.

Aren't you embarrassed? She's got bigger balls than you.

Where the devil can't go, he sends a woman, eh?

That's right. Bravo.

- - Oh, geez!

Everyone!

We've got a problem!

I think you're right about that, Regina.

The CEO is on his way.

Where's Szyszko?

Right. I'm off.

Go, but just don't forget who you are.

I'm the CEO.

Who?

Mm.