Medaka Kuroiwa Is Impervious to My Charms (黒岩メダカに私の可愛いが通じない)

KUZE MATERNITY HOSPITAL KUZE MATERNITY HOSPITAL

EPISODE 1 CAN'T CHARM HIM

NEWBORN NURSERY

MONA KAWAI

LEADER

It's so yummy!

Hey! Mona, you should see your face.

-It's all messy! -Huh?

You're so cute, it's almost like

you're a princess or something!

One, two, three,

-four, five, six... -Gotta go fast!

-...seven, eight... -Why're you just standing

-still? -...nine, ten!

Huh?

Here. You can catch me if you want.

-Same! -Yeah!

Me, me!

Hey. Come on, everybody!

This isn't how you play tag at all!

That's right.

I'm always the queen bee!

TOKYO —

Morning, gorgeous!

Mornin'!

Oh, good morning!

- Heya! -Morning, Mona.

Good to see you.

Hope you're doin' all right today!

- Morning! -Good morning to you, too.

Oh, good morning.

Hey. How's it going?

Looking lovely as ever, Mona!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Good morning!

Morning, Kuroiwa!

Yeah. Morning.

MEDAKA KUROIWA

What's with this guy?

He gives me that same grumpy look every mornin'!

Your uniform isn't here yet, huh?

Oh! How are you settling in?

It's been about two weeks

since you transferred into our class, hasn't it?

Hmm. You're probably still nervous, right?

I've got it! How 'bout I show you around?

If you ever need anything at all, Kuroiwa,

don't hesitate to ask me! 'Kay?

Medaka is once again receiving Mona's blessing.

I hate him.

Hey, listen.

What is it?

Would you just quit bugging me, already?

What the heck?

I don't get it!

How can there be a man

who doesn't wanna pay attention to me?!

There's an absolute smoke show sitting right next to you!

Get with the program, dude!

This is bad.

My queen bee ego's takin' a real beatin'.

Huh?

Hmm?

Cat pics?

I saw him smash the like button on that one!

So, I guess that's what he's into.

How cute!

Do you like cats, Kuroiwa?

I'd love to.

Look at them alongside mew!

Just kittying!

Nailed it.

She's adorable!

Aww!

Oh, I know I am.

Oop! That got a rise out of him!

His heart's probably pounding right? Meow!

No, thank mew.

Fur real?

Wait! Is he trolling her?

He's throwing her cat puns back in her face!

You stupid dumb, idiot, Kuroiwa!

How dare you embarrass sweet Mona like that?

She blessed you with her attention!

Hey, listen.

What is it?

Can you not talk to me

unless it's absolutely necessary?

- - How can this be?

-Let's play, Mona! -No, play with me!

Nuh-uh! It's my turn today!

For as long as I can remember...

I think I like you.

Uh, know what I mean?

For as long as I can remember...

Do you know what roses represent, my sweet?

I do. It's romance!

For as long as I can remember...

I have been showered with nothing but love,

attention and adoration!

-The world is out of balance! -The way she runs

- is adorable! -Yeah.

I don't get it!

How's he resistin' my charms?

I've gotta step up my game.

It's time for the lethal leg show!

No hot-blooded man can resist these bad boys!

So, come on.

I know you wanna take a peek!

Fine then.

Panty show!

M-M-M-Mona. Are you okay?

Holy whoa.

Guess I fell down!

Um. Did you see them?

-Of course not! -No! Honest!

This doesn't make sense!

Not even that worked on him?

Fine. I didn't wanna resort to this,

but I've got no choice!

And uh, what this means is, uh...

It means, well... You all get it by now.

Excuse me.

Kawai? Yes?

Huh?

May I please go lay down in the nurse's office?

I feel sick.

Of course. Would somebody go with her?

I'll go.

-Huh? -Oh.

Well, Kuroiwa's right here.

He can take me. So don't worry.

- -You sure?

Well, take care of her, Kuroiwa.

Huh?

NURSE'S OFFICE

What are you doing?

I thought you weren't feeling well.

You know, Kuroiwa,

the school nurse is usually gone this time of day.

Huh?

I've never had to take it this far

with any guy before.

Let's make it count.

Say. Um...

How do you really feel about me?

You're always so cold around me.

So, I-I was starting to think you hated me.

What? No, it isn't like that at all.

Score.

Victory is mine!

Yuh-yoh!

Not that weird look he keeps making!

Well, I've come this far.

You think we can talk for a sec?

We've got the room to ourselves, so...

Huh? Oh, crap!

I've gone too far this time!

I'm sorry! That was my bad.

Huh?

He's got me right on top of him,

but he's still not into me?

No way.

My charms have zero effect on this guy.

Doesn't he know I'm the queen?

And this queen bee has boo-bees!

Whoopsie! Looks like my hands slipped!

How 'bout now?

This has gotta work!

I can't take this any further without it getting real weird!

Just fall for me already, Medaka!

A clear mind makes for a clear spirit!