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What the...

Please don't call attention to it.

I hate this dress.

And my parents made me wear these.

So we finally have license to be sexy in here.

Hey, Anne...

- Still gay? - Ugh.

They want to marry me off, and they feel

my window of opportunity is closing.

I just came to say good-bye.

They're waiting to drive me to a singles cruise

for Asian Christians.

I'll save you the trip.

I'm in the market for wife number five.

I'll make you Queen George the Fifth.

I mamake them all call me King George.

You'll get used to it.

Yolanda, your parents are way off base.

Something as superficial as big breasts

might appeal to certain men, but not the kind you want.

Yolanda, did you do something different with your hair?

How come I never sit next to Yolanda?

We should hang out sometime, just the two of us.

Switch seats with me. Switch seats with me.

She's wearing cutlets, Ryan.

Fake boobs.

Switch back. Switch back.

I wish my parents would send me on a cruise.

I'm constantly struggling to find Mr. right,

and all I ever get from them is...

I'm sorry, I told you they were deaf, right?

No. It did not come up.

You know, it's really hard to meet someone new.

We should take help wherever we can get it.

It's interesting that you should mention that, King.

I met a lady that I think would be perfect for you.

She's smart, she's attractive, she's damn sexy.

The only wild card is

I don't know if she likes dummies.

Well, why don't you let me determinize that.

Oh, I gotta go. Who's got my boobs?

Pay attention to me.

I have to say, I like you better now.

So this is the one.

The pain I live with every day.

Oh, come on.

You don't feel that way about her.

- Wasn't talking to you. - I see.

Listen, I really appreciate you including me

in your private moment and all,

but weren't you going to set me up with a girl?

Are we going to get coffee?

There she is. Let's go talk to her.

- What? In a cemetery? - Yeah.

She's a widow. You have a lot in common.

You want me to hit on her on the grass

that used to be her husband?

This is awkward. She agreed to this?

Uh, she doesn't know about you.

Why not?

In person, King, this all works.

But when I'm forced to describe you, honestly,

it sounds like I'm insulting you.

She is really hot. You know what?

Maybe I should...I should go up to her loaded with a joke.

- How did her husband die? - Bad area.

Come on, you'll think of something.

Then Jessica and Harvey don't know if they have

enough votes to win back control over hardman,

but at the last minute, Louis shows up...

- Hi, Anne. - Hi.

I'm just telling Trevor about the last episode of Suits.

Ah, it was their favorite show.

- Are you into Suits? - I don't watch much tv.

Oh, what are you, one of those Mad Men snobs?

Ugh! Suits in the '60s, that's what that is.

It's not going well. Fix it, fix it.

Talia, this is Ryan. He's a widower.

Aw. When did you lose your wife?

Oh, uh, April.

May. My grief's a gemini.

Oh, that's fun.

You've taken something that's usually for alive things.

- Yeah. - That's a nice stone.

I see you went with the granite with the matte finish.

I went with the honed alabaster.

Ooh, somebody's doing well.

Well, spend it while you got it.

Can't take it with you. He certainly didn't.

There it is.

Everyone dances around it. You don't.

I love that. - Oh, yeah.

He's probably like, "oh, I can walk through walls..."

- don't love the ghost stuff. - Oh, okay.

Well, you seem really cool.

We should... we should hang out sometime.

Oh, you mean you, me, and Anne?

Yeah, you, me, and Anne.

Great.

What the hell was that?

Why didn't you tell her you meant the two of you?

I was scared. She's very pretty

and she could have said no.

This way, you can come, take the pressure off

and help sell me.

Damn it, King, what is this, junior high?

Am I gonna have to unhook her bra for you too?

Back off, I'm tired of your sexual bullying.

Fine, I'll go on one date.

But if you close, I want details.

About her, not you.

So sorry for your loss.

So sorry for your loss.

You're a (Bleep)ing mess, you know that?

Patty is so lucky she's dead.

- So is it a date or not? - We don't know.

I'm gonna go as king's wingman to talk him up,

but as soon as she gives him the signals, I'm out.

What kind of signals?

Subtle ones that say she's interested,

like when you approach a woman on the street

and she starts blowing a whistle.

That whistle is saying,

"look, everyone. Look who I like."

- No. - Mm-mm.

It'll be little things.

She'll touch your arm. She'll toss her hair.

She'll show you the side of her neck.

It's the way women and cats invite intimacy.

So has anyone heard from Yolanda?

How is the singles cruise going?

It's not going so great. I could use a pep talk.

Sonia, can you move me to the left?

I'm having a little trouble seeing.

Oh, I'm sorry, are there small limits

to your vision that are irritating?

Just before group, I sat on Ryan in the toilet.

I thought we weren't telling anybody about that.

I haven't met anyone. I'm going back to my room.

No, no, no!

Yolanda, I want you to go out there and meet a guy.

Now, we're gonna help you.

Let's see what you got out there.

Hey, this is fun. Let's objectify men.

- Uh, dumb. - Okay.

Cheap.

- He's cute. - Ah, I've got a hunch.

Hey, buddy, where'd you get that drink?

My beer? I got it at the bar.

- Mm-mm. - Boston. Blech!

There he is. The one in purple.

That's my kind of guy.

Okay, Yolanda,

avoid him and then report him to the captain.

- Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh. - Ooh, look at the waitress.

- Ooh, yeah. - That one.

I like the hat guy on the left,

but I'm not gonna just walk up to two guys.

Okay, you know what? I'll do it with you.

Let's do this.

Hi, I'm Yolanda, and this is Lauren.

-I'm Russ. This is Glen.

Great cruise.

You gotta get on a boat to get a catch like yolanda.

- - Yeah?

Well, where do I have to go to get a catch like you?

What? Me?

Wow, one compliment and she's giving him cat neck.

Yolanda and I couldn't help but notice you guys

from across the room.

Just one guy now. Glen left.

He said I seemed sexually repressed,

and I confirmed that was the case.

It didn't feel healthy to start a relationship with a lie.

I work out. You want to feel?

Ooh, so strong.

Hey, check out these calves.

Wow.

What's happening?

Thank you.

Oh, can we get a round of shots?

You're looking at the happy hour menu,

and it ended seven minutes ago.

Oh, the other hours of my life aren't happy.

Why should this be any different?

I'm a widow. I just lost my husband.

And they both lost their wives.

We're just... we're trying to forget.

A round of full-priced drinks is fine.

I am so sorry.

You know, the drinks are on us.

And some free buffalo wings?

Wow. You are really playing that card, huh?

Haven't we been through enough?

Don't we deserve things?

We have been through a lot,

and Ryan has really been there for me.

I know, he looks like such a tough guy,

but he's really been a shoulder for me to cry on.

Actually, we both cry. I start crying, then he cries.