The Tunnel

Here you go, sir.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Get a large chips, please?

Go get the ball.

Get it, tinks.

Good boy, tinker. Come on, baby. Tinker.

Tink! Come on.

Good boy. What have you got?

Good boy.

Where did that come from'?

That's a passport.

Where did he find this?

There's more. There's loads of them.

There's another one here.

Nick!

Guys, look what I've found.

What'? What'?

What is it'?

I don't know. Some sort of cross or...

I don't know. Come on.

Wait! Stop! Look.

What'? What is it'?

Careful. Careful.

Careful.

Read it, Rob. I don't understand.

Oh, never mind, come on, let's go.

Bet you can't catch us!

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Yeah, we've got a vehicle

from the French side seemingly abandoned.

No sign of its occupants and blocking vehicle egress.

Vw tiguan, registration bq703fx.

Thanks, Charlie. I'll notify security.

Vw, bq703fx.

That's the fournier family.

Should be 3 passengers, two adults, one child.

Can you just get a tovv truck dovvn here, please?

The other passengers are starting to kick off.

Yeah.

Karl roebuck, public protection unit.

Hello, Karl roebuck, public protection unit.

This is a real police officer speaking.

Ah, very good, bb. What's up?

L'l\/i outside your gaff.

Just dropped off the little girl

from the tunnel. She's in a bad way.

Who's looking after her?

Uh, dark curly hair. She's not bad. You might.

That sounds like yolanda, from the hair.

She's good.

Chief inspector said to give you a call

to make sure you were part of the loop.

Oh, did he now?

"Get the girl over to the ppu

and make sure roebuck's part of the fucking loop."

All right, what's the girl's name?

Chloe fournier.

She's in a really bad way. She won't say a word

and she's holding onto her toy dog for dear life.

All right. I'll get over there.

Cheers.

See you later.

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I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Great. Than ks.

Congratulations.

You may now kiss the European union.

H ey.

Hey! Wheres my passport?

Where's the money you promised?

Mm-hmm.

That problems dealt with. He's on the flight.

I took care of all the arrangements myself.

Mm-mmm.

The groom is satisfied.

Time for the wedding video.

You got a honeymoon destination?

Maldives.

You sure?

It's what the client wants.

Don't know how anybody could get

a kick out of this, that's all.

Who cares as long as we get paid for it?

You just worry about more brides.

Ticket for the flight to Paris.

H ey.

You. On the bed.

Please.

Don't hurt me.

Stop!

No! No!

Oh, I know.

This would be Avery good opportunity

for me to practice my French.

C'est u n chat.

Woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof!

Ah! Oh!

Ce n'est pas un elephant.

M u a m.

Hello?

Je mappelle Karl.

Je travaille dans le winnie the pooh suite.

Would you say winnie the pooh in French?

On dit winnie the pooh en francais?

Excuse-moi.

Karl roebuck.

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and you are?

Has she spoken yet'?

No.

Bonjour.

Maybe don't crowd her. She's in deep shock.

Well, he's not called winnie the pooh in French.

No, I thought perhaps he wasn't.

I'm guessing it's not winnie le merde either.

No, winnie uourson.

Winnie the bear.

Piglet?

Uh, porcinet.

Sounds like one of the musketeers.

So this is your department now?

Yeah. Yeah, we deal mainly with immigration issues,

domestic abuse, sexual violence.

Winnie the ours, uh...

\ ' h ll.

Ourson suite for kids.

This is certainly an unusual one.

But you're not investigating it?

No.

I'm just dealing with the child's welfare.

I'll take you through to c.L.D.

As soon as Louise fails to establish communication.

Chloe?

Only act.

No! No! No!

Always remember that.

Hurry up, we have a lot of work to do.

Jesus Christ! Call the police!

Bonjour.

"Ladies and gentlemen, campaigning for justice

and human rights has brought me"...

Many beautiful friends.

And a few bodyguards.

Let the psychologist do her evaluation

and try again later, Louise.

You said you were going to leave the police.

Yeah, well, not so easy with 6 kids.

I thought you didn't want Olivier's job.

I didn't.

But the other guy who could have

replaced him hates me.

Poor judgment.

Yeah, I think so, too.

It has quite a ring to it-

commander wasserman.

So what are you doing here then, commander?

Afraid to delegate?

Ah, bb.

Elise wasserman and Louise renard

from the calais police.

Enchante.

DC boleslaw borowski,

more commonly known as bb. Hello.

Or jammy.

Why?

Jam roll equals pole,

which iam originally.

Uh, lt's rhyming slang.

Dog and bone equals phone.

Boat, that's your face.

Boat doesn't rhyme with face.

Boat race.

You just say the first word that doesn't rhyme.

Would you like some coffee?

Oh, thanks, Karl.

White no sugar for me.

Black, right? And?

Right.

This is for you.

Thank you.

It's like they vanished into thin air.

Call roebuck for me.

You know, a little bird tells me

you might be coming back to c.L.D., Karl.

You'll be the last to know, bb.

Yes, nat. What's happening?

Why are you telling me'?

Ok.

Yeah. Ok.

Now.

Check with eurotunnel,

see if it's one of the vehicles still unaccounted for.

Right, well, I'll leave you with bb.

We've gota burned-out Van just off the grayling road.

Signs of a shooting.

Come on, we'll go in my car.

You know where we are.

Come and see us.

So, 6 months off work compassionate.