Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"...

Holy shit! We're in Wendimoor!

We can fulfill the prophecy.

You could return the boy and save Wendimoor!

Yes. If we could get to Blackwing, sure,

that's where the boy is.

You think Mona is the doll.

Yes.

I am fighting for a happily ever after.

Do you want to come with me to Wendimoor?

Or would you rather stay here and let fate play out for you?

Did you just say "quarry"? Huh.

Oh! Hobbs is at the quarry!

Keep your eyes open, and lock down the entire county.

Some kind of convergence is probably coming soon.

You can get us into Blackwing?

I mean, I literally learned how to do that yesterday.

That's Hobbs' car.

We are going to have so much fun.

Everything is connected.

Yes. Everything...

...is connected.

No! No!

I just want...

Help! Get off! Get off!

No! No! No.

Thank you, Dirk Gently.

I am so grateful to you.

If you weren't such an incredible moron,

this might have been challenging for me.

To think The Mage was scared of you.

He was?

You're nothing but small people,

just more small people standing in my way.

Not today.

I get The Boy,

I get Wendimoor,

and for once,

I get the last word,

'cause

The Trosts are headed to attack.

Silas, your mother needs you.

You get to her, and you stop this madness!

But the prophecy, The Boy!

There is no time!

We'll fulfill the prophecy, Silas.

Go to your family. Stop the fight before it's too late.

Uh... bad stuff!

Boxheads! They're coming!

Go, everyone!

We need the pool.

I know another way.

Let's go!

Boys!

Go!

I won't leave you to die, Wygar.

Go!

Wygar!

Run, boy!

Go!

Save your family!

No, no, no...

Keep moving!

You silly man.

Go on, get up!

Who do you think you're dealing with?

You think you can shut me up?

No!

Nobody tells me what to do!

Not anymore!

Avaratos!

Come on!

Okay!

Oh, yes, my queen.

Our armies are entering the Valley

at this very moment.

We stand at the ready.

Shall we pursue them?

The ones that got away?

No.

Forget about them.

They've got no magic, no pool,

they'll never get to The Boy.

They're just little flies,

buzzing around my head.

I'll have fun with them later.

Have the last of the families killed.

I'm sick of them.

Of course, my queen.

This is my world now.

I'm gonna fix everything.

All righty. This is our target.

Remember, stay calm.

Project Lamia isn't normally violent,

but she is dangerous if provoked.

Do not take action unless ordered.

It's... gone, man!

The... The... The...

thingie is gone, man!

Stay calm!

That's not calm.

Where are you?

Calm. Okay?

We don't even know that she's in this room.

Yeah, but we don't know that she's, like,

not in this room either, right?

Like, she could've already morphed into something!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Look, for all we know,

Mona Wilder is just a couple of molecules

that can modify the matter around her.

I don't understand that!

You're not going to be able to shoot her,

so just...

Wait!

What if she's already, like, transformed into somebody?

What if she's already loose in the facility?

I...

Whoa!

It's you, isn't it?

She's you.

Or wait. No. You're Mona.

You're Mona, and you don't even know.

No. No! I'm Ken!

I need to shoot you to be sure.

Why would that help? I don't know.

It's a thought I had, so I have to do it!

But you just... Wait, wait!

Your gun...

Huh?

Your gun

is still in the holster.

Huh?

Oh, shit.

Uh...

Stand... Stand down!

Stand down. Stand... Stand down...

Stand. Stand down.

Hi, Mona.

I'm Ken.

We haven't met yet,

but I'm here to help.

I think there's been a big misunderstanding, Mona.

Now, no one wants to hurt you.

No, no.

I know that you helped Dirk escape

because he was... He was your friend.

Well, I want to be your friend, too.

Look, I think Dirk is in trouble,

but we can't do anything without your help.

Can you help us, Mona?

You don't want to hurt anyone...

right?

Hello?

Hi.

Tina?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's not bleeding.

It just burns.

Now, where'd he go?

He's back down by the car.

And...

Oh, my God.

Hey, Hobbs!

Shh!

What are you...

Stop it! It won't work.

He's...

He's enchanted, like Bob Boreton.

What do we do?

We have to go down there and get him.

"Get him"?

Look, whatever he's doing, it's not good.

And I am not losing two fights

in one year.

We need a plan.

A plan.

Right.

Yes.

Let's arrest that son of a bitch.

Yeah.

Ow.

Okay.

We're both gonna die.

All right, boys and girls,

this is a special situation.

Everybody just relax, follow my lead.

Priest to Command.

Yoo-hoo.

Hello, high Command.

Anybody home?

Priest, this is Command.

Hold on, now.

Is that my friend Ken?

Yes, it is, Mr. Priest.

Well, isn't that music to my ears?