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Ohh, yeah!
Oh! Yeah!
"Dragon wizard skateboard fighters"!
- Greatest... - Video game...
Ever!
"Dragon wizard skateboard fighters"!
I've studied all the secret codes.
I'm gonna customize my character with a bunny hat.
I'm gonna blow stuff up.
You get it. You get it.
You get it.
Okay, rock paper scissors.
Go!
1, 2, 3!
Scissors? Man, I always lose this game.
Hello?
Emergency at city hall?!
Man, I was just about to flip a 1080 off that dragon spike.
Okay, mayor, how can we help so we can get back to our...
Game?
Uh, mayor?
Looks like someone had a wicked party.
Mayor?
What happened?
"Dear mayor..."
"By the time you read this, I'll be gone."
By working as your assistant every day for the past 12 years,
I have accumulated over 1,000 vacation days
"that I'm required to use on a 1,000-day vacation."
1,000-day vacation?
Sweet.
"I couldn't bear to tell you face-to-face."
Goodbye, mayor.
"You'll do just fine."
"Miss bellum."
Whoa, blossom, you do a really good miss bellum impression.
Thanks!
But apparently, it's worthless now.
Oh! Miss bellum was my everything.
This may surprise you, friends,
but I've grown quite dependent on miss bellum.
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
Ooh!
Whoo!
I'm already beginning to forget her face.
What will I do without her?!
Yeah, that's rough.
Well, got to go. Video game's calling.
Don't worry, mayor.
We'll help you with whatever you need.
Well, I do have a few things.
This to-do list doesn't look so bad.
We should be done with it by the end of the day.
7 da... ooh, 8 days later...
Whoa. This list sure is extensive.
You said it, bubbles. This is ridiculous!
We got to get back to fighting dragon wizards on skateboards.
Breaking news... Bianca Bikini,
one-half of the notoriously overdressed, fashion-obsessed
fashionista gang, has broken out of albatross prison.
She has vowed to free her sister
and destroy the powerpuff girls.
I will destroy you, powerpuff girls!
Police warn that she is armed and fabulous.
Ooh! I am fabulous!
But not in these dreadful horizontal stripes.
I'd kill for something a little more couture.
Dry cleaners?
It's not boutique chic, but it will do.
How can I help y... ow!
We'll never get through this list.
We need to find the mayor a new assistant, pronto!
Evil is back in sty-y-y-le!
How 'bout this lady?
A powerpuff girl?
She looks good to me.
Wait. What are her qualifications?
Hey, lady, you have a job or what?
A job? I don't job.
You're hired.
Mayor, we got you a new assistant.
Everything's great. Got to go.
We are video games. Bye-bye!
So, you're the mayor?
I know. Can you believe it?
Well, I can't believe you're wearing that outfit.
Disgraceful.
And you're my new assistant!
Anyone recommended by the powerpuff girls
is okay by me.
Those girls are just so responsible.
Anyhoo, let me give you a tour.
We'll start with the least interesting part.
This is the master control room.
These panels control all the power
to the entire city of townsville.
The entire city?
So you could shut off the power to, say,
the prison of albatross, where, say,
the extremely trendy barbarus bikini is being held?
Well, that's an oddly specific and suspicious question,
but, uh, yeah, I suppose so.
Hmm.
Oopsies.
Ooh! Fluffy ball!
There's so many colors.
Uh, come back here, you.
Get ready to crush the powerpuff girls, Barbie.
Jailbreaks are so in season.
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