Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness.

Ooh! Ahh! Yah!

Ooh! Ahh! Uh!

Sweet!

Aqueduct, ha!

No good will come of it, I say.

what?

This thing's gonna supply water to the entire valley.

Just think of it.

No more walking to the well.

- Yeah, but why do they have to run it

Through these mu tong fields?

This stuff is toxic.

Only if you ingest it.

Just relax.

Why are you so jumpy?

- Seriously? You've heard the rumors.

What, about some killer snake?

Please. You can't believe everything you hear.

- I wouldn't be too sure of that.

Bow down, "cur-sed" two-leggers.

Bow down before lord fu-xi.

- too--too scared...To bow.

Such a pity for you.

Hurry up, slowpokes!

We're late for the aqueduct festival!

Another festival?

Don't these villagers ever work?

Lighten up, tigress.

It's just an excuse to have a good time.

- Sure, if you're some lazy no-account slacker.

Aqueduct!

Whoa!

all: Oh!

Sorry, guys.

I got swept away with aqueduct fever.

- Do you even know what an aqueduct is?

- Could you repeat the, uh, question?

Let's just go to the festival.

I may need a shower first.

Hey, every--

Body.

- ooh!

Why is everyone staring at us?

- I think they're staring at viper.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

With the stories we've been hearing,

I guess we're all a little wary of snakes.

What? What stories?

- There's an evil monster lurking in the forest!

A scary snake.

Just like you!

Hang on a second.

This is crazy.

Viper's a great warrior.

A master of the jade palace.

And one of my best friends. -

Po, it's okay.

- No, no, no, it's not okay.

Don't be scared, little buddy.

I felt the same way about viper until I got to know her.

Yeah!

What?

- But now I love everything about her!

The scales, fangs,

Her sinister forked tongue.

That creepy slithering thing she does.

- I think I'm winning him over. - Hmm.

- This is master viper we're talking about.

You're all acting like fools.

- Yeah, that's how you win 'em over.

Come on, folks!

There's no proof that any snake has done anything to anyone.

Snake!

He's after me! Run for your lives!

No! No! He's everywhere!

- Calm down! Calm down! What's wrong?

- It's okay. You're safe now.

- Fu-xi. Fu-xi!

Fu-xi?

- So the evil snake's name is fu-xi?

Sounds like he's

Some sneaky, slimy, belly-crawling snake.

- I think we've covered that, po.

Whoever fu-xi is,

He must be considered a grave menace.

- No! Lord fu-xi is not a menace!

What?

- Hold on, I'll field this one.

What?

You--

You don't understand.

- Lord fu-xi is a descendent of the dragon gods.

He's strong, fast as lightning.

At first, he bravely fought to defend china.

His venom fills his victims with a mind-numbing fear.

His terrified enemy would simply flee,

And he harmed no one.

But there were those that feared his power.

Fu-xi and his family were persecuted.

Enraged, he turned renegade,

Swearing vengeance against his two-legged oppressors.

But even now,

Every snake in china still regards him as a hero.

- But you saw what he did to that worker.

You can't possibly think he's a hero.

I'm a snake, aren't I?

- Yeah, but you're not like other snakes.

You're, you know, nice.

And other snakes aren't?

- Yes. No. Trick question!

Attitudes like that

Are the reason fu-xi turned renegade.

Viper, enough.

We've got to work together if we're gonna take fu-xi down.

I'm sorry, master. I--

I don't think I can do that.

- What? - You can't be serious.

Viper, you know this enemy.

We need you.

- I won't fight against my own kind.

I won't!

Master viper.

I'd like to speak to you privately.

Yes, sir.

Why'd viper get so mad at me?

Uh, let's see.

One, she's upset

All the villagers turned against her.

And, two, you were extremely uncool, man.

Whoa!

Waa! - Yeah, po.

If you have a problem with snakes,

Then you have a problem with viper.

That's not true!

I love viper!

She's kind, and generous, and good.

But it is kind of gross when she unhinges her jaws at lunch.

You're right.

I'm a closet snake-a-phobe.

Gah! I disgust me.

- Everyone, viper has something she'd like to say.

I may be a snake,

But my first duty is to the jade palace.

I'll do what I can to stop fu-xi.

Viper, I'm sorry.

I-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

It's okay, po.

forget it.

Because of her expertise,

I'm sending viper to investigate the scene of the attack.

Po, you are going with her.

Right.

Don't worry, master shifu.

We'll catch that snaky, scaly--

I mean serpent-y, slithering, uh, forky-tongue--

Aah!

Just go.

Excuse me, fellas.

Have you seen a very large, very lethal snake

In this area?

- snake!

- thanks for your cooperation.

- They think I'm a bad guy just because I'm a snake.

- that's 'cause they don't know the real you.

They can't see past the skin shedding

And the leg-less-ness.

Which I love.