Survival Box

We saw this cloud of boiling dust

and debris below us with this tremendous mushroom on top.

Beneath that was hidden the ruins

of the city of Hiroshima.

President Truman's, dramatic announcement

that Russia has the atom's secret.

It shall be the policy of this nation

to regard any nuclear missile

launched from Cuba against any nation

in the Western hemisphere

as an attack by the Soviet Union on the United States

requiring a full retaliatory response...

Here, have this.

Hey buddy, can I take this?

Yeah, it's your party, kid.

Thanks.

Sorry.

...has chemical and biological weapons

and he is moving ever closer

to developing a nucl...

Chemical and biological weapons

which could be activated within 45 minutes.

Addicted to weapons of mass destruction.

...by firing a missile directly through Japan...

That tweet from the President that came

late yesterday on North Korea.

The President issuing this over Twitter

- saying North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un... - Can you believe this shit?

The debate team's done, Kit.

Yeah.

This is real.

This is the shit we're graduating into.

...and more powerful one than his,

and my button works.

They will be met with fire and fury

the likes of which

this world has never seen before.

So, Stanford, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I guess sometimes you can always get what you want.

Look, I'm not trying to be the bad guy here, okay?

You can't serve alcohol to minors.

It's the law.

Come on, we're gonna be totally out of sight.

Oh just like New Year's?

Ben, that wasn't me. That was all Scott and you know it.

I'm...

Congrats, Chris.

Thanks.

Hey, are you gonna stick around?

Amy... hey.

I'm just doing my job.

Your job is to cockblock me?

I was gonna hit the gym this summer.

Hardcore.

Curls.

Thrusts.

Thrusts, huh?

Arm thrusts, yeah.

Been doing a lot of yoga lately,

it's all part of my grief and sadness

behavior therapy cocktail.

Uh huh,

How's it going?

It's shit.

But I could put my legs behind my head

so that's something.

Yeah.

That is something.

Oh.

Hey man.

You remember Camilla?

Hey, um.

I'm really sorry about, um,

I can't imagine what you're going through.

Thanks.

Hey Joshie, mom wants another family photo.

I'll stall for you, okay?

Not too long.

Hello, stepmother.

You're late.

Chris already gave his speech.

Ah, then I actually am right on time.

He thanked you.

Awe.

Please tell me you took your meds.

Come on, for this shindig,

Laura baby, I took all my meds.

Hey.

You guys coming down?

Oh, man caves aren't really my thing.

It's really not like that.

It's um, it's like a place to party.

Trev?

It's underground.

It's morbid.

But it is a place to party.

Hey, I don't have to pretend

to be your girlfriend again, do I?

Funny, you're funny.

How did I not know you guys had this?

Mom freaked out after 9/11 so they built this place.

This is how you end your night, kiddies.

First this one.

Mmm.

And,

this one.

Maybe you should eat something other than mushrooms.

Maybe you should stop being such a faggot

and have one yourself.

Come on, anybody? Hm?

Taste of the real world?

Sure.

There we go, she's down.

And how about you, emo dyke chick? Hm?

You want one, what's your name again?

Shut up, Scott.

What, Joshy, she's emo.

You're emo, you're like a sad trip to the mall.

Look at her bro, she's got a face like the food court

on Tuesday night.

You're a dick.

What, I mean you're hot

but like, would it kill you to smile?

Man, she's such a fucking downer, bro.

Her mom just died, fuckhead.

Oh.

Sorry, all right.

Sorry, that sucks, I'm an asshole.

You have a family here at home though.

Yeah I know. I'm actually just wrapping up now, so...

I told you to watch him.

That was your sole purpose.

Yeah, and I'm gonna do that right now.

If he is down there fucking some 15 year old,

it's your job.

Understood.

Uh-oh.

Morning.

And I say that because it's in fact the next day.

You guys have 10 minutes to clean all this shit up

and then I shut it down.

Oooh.

That's not an empty threat.

You remember New Years.

10 minutes, guys, I'm not kidding.

Yeah, that's funny.

I can play like that.

10 minutes!

So how about you, huh?

Feeling good?

Kit doesn't have feelings.

Per se, I mean. She's not like a traditional human.

Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom,

and then we will take him home.

Yes.

Guys?

Fuck.

Trav?

Guys?

Trav?

Okay.

That's very funny.

Haha, hahaha, what the fuck.

The lights should be back on by now.

There.

Those aren't the real lights.

What's happening?

What the fuck was that?

The safety door's closed.

What safety doors?

Jesus Christ, man, I'm fuckin' freaking out.

Alright turn the shit back on.

This shit should come back on!

Oh.

Thank god.

See, it's just a glitch.

Glitch, whatever, fuck.

I'm getting out of here.

Relax, Scott. It's just like New Year's.

Blast doors initiated.

Security protocols one through 33 commenced.

That didn't happen last time.

Electrical systems transferring

to offline self-contained modality.

Don't open the door.

- Do not open the door! - Fuck off, half-pint.

Just, he's right, listen to him.

Look, those doors have blast valves

that are set to seal when the wave hits.

Fuckin' rainman, Josh, he's a nuclear scientist!

Shut up.

Look, you can't open the door.

Just in case, okay?

Fine, assholes.

So, what are we supposed to do?

I'm not sure.

Sealing sectors A, B, C, and D.

Initiating oxygen release.

Optimizing pressure.