The Ex-Man (前男友不是人)

Women’s youths are very short.

Do you like the lifestyle of both of us together?

I know that I shouldn’t propose to you in front of Dai Hai An.

Dating is so tiring.

You get married just to avoid dating, isn’t the sequence wrong?

Both of us are parts of her life. So, I don’t care if you still have feelings for her,

you are her past.

Don’t be too selfish, if not she may hate you in the future.

Will you hate me in the future too?

There are no exact answer for most of the happenings in this world.

Just follow your heart.

Let’s get married, alright?

I’ll let you put this in.

You have to count for this. See? I really got it.

Come here.

Looks like this is going to drop soon.

Give it a try. Give it a try.

See? He kept hitting me.

See? I won a lot of lottery tickets.

I guess there are 200 pieces.

I’m sorry. It’s our closing time now. We have to close now. I’m sorry.

Let’s leave now then.

What are you doing?

They’re closing soon.

Wait a minute.

Are we going to be closed in here?

It will be great then.

Let’s go now.

Trust me. It’s okay. Wait a minute.

Don’t go.

Dai Hai An.

Dai Hai An.

Dai Hai An.

Dai Hai An.

Dai Hai An.

- We have no time. - Let’s go.

Times up soon.

What do you mean by times up? We will get caught soon.

- Wait a minute. It’s almost there. - Stop playing.

One more time.

- Let’s go. - I’m almost done.

Finally. This is for you.

Why are you giving me this? Thank you.

After 12, it’s our first month anniversary.

Do you remember?

You forgot about it, right?

Thank you.

My darling, Qin Ai. Qin Ai.

- It’s so good. I have a good news. - What are you talking about?

- Li Yang told me just now that both of you will be marrying soon. - Why are you being so exaggerating?

I just woke up. Aren’t you suppose to care about my health first?

You’re right. You waking up is just as important as you getting married,

You didn’t want to get married because you were dizzy.

I feel dizzy now.

Qin Ai,

don’t tell me that you want to get married because you are dizzy.

No.

That’s good then.

Li Yang is such a good man. No matter how, you have to marry him even if you’re dizzy.

You’re finally getting married. I’m so happy. I’m so happy.

So these are all boring scams?

Stop finding. Li Yang will be here soon.

Aren’t you being too happy?

Of course I’m happy. Am I right? You’re finally getting married.

But, why you never think that marriage can be a scam?

How can marriage be a scam?

How can marriage be a scam?

What’s in your brain? Seriosuly.

The blood clot is getting smaller. So, don’t be too worry.

But, doctor...

Would I see something I shouldn’t see because of the blood clot.

Something you shouldn’t see?

Like hallucination or...

Do you want to see it?

If your lifestyle is normal, your blood clot will disappear soon.

So, if my blood clot disappear,

the hallucination I’m seeing will disappear too?

Miss Li, what exactly had you seen?

- Are you okay? - Yes.

You accepted my proposal because of the hallucination?

Of course not.

Here’s a hospital.

The can envy us.

Enough. This is enough.

This is the reality.

- Really? - Here.

Do you want your marriage to be in Western style or Chinese style?

We haven’t discuss.

Nowadays, people combine Western and Chinese styles.

- Really? - This piece of meat is mine. - Is your name written here?

No, but I picked it first.

Miss, you are getting married soon. If you keep eating, you will be as fat as this meat and not fit into your wedding dress.

I am skinny. I can get fat. Why do you care?

- There’s so many pieces of meats here. - Then, why didn't you pick this piece?

- I have the room to get fat. - I don't think so.

Both of you, seriously stop it. Have you decided on the date?

We decide in these two days.

After you decided on it, that day will be the day that Qin Ai is going to leave our house.

You were the one who want older sister to get married. And now you’re not willing to let her go.

Do you think it’s so easy to be a mother? You be the mother then.

Mother, you are being to exaggerated. We will live nearby, in the same city.

- Right, we will visit you frequently. - You’re being too emotional.

Alright. Alright. Let’s eat. Let’s eat.

- Here. - Eat. Eat.

Alright. Alright. This meat has fats, I like it.

Mother. Here are the clothes.

Okay. Leave them here. I’ll wash them together later.

- Hey, you. Wait a minute. - What’s the matter?

Don’t stay in your room An play games all day.

Be like other people in your age. Go out and make some friends.

You are asking me to get married soon, right?

No. I don’t want you to get married so early. The later you get married, the better it is.

You’re so weird. You want older sister to get married early.

And you’re asking me to get married later. What’s your concept?

Can’t you see how’s your attitude? Can you get married like this? Are you trying to hurt your girl?

What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with me?

After getting married, you have to support your family.

Where do you get your money to support your family?

And, after you get married and have children,

you have no money to hire babysitter and ask me to look after your kids? I don’t want to suffer.

It's ok. I don't want to do it anyway.

What are you talking about?

No. I am saying you're finally a mother-in-law. Congratulations ma'am.

Your shirt is burnt.

Hey, you—

He’s running so fast. Oh no.

Qin Ai.

You’re thinking? Do you want to drink this?

Qin Ai.

Look.

Two exactly different people,

have different education, different lifestyle.

They supposed to have different lifestyles,

but at last, these two people are able to walk together

and create a happy family.

Enjoy a better life together.

I believe this is a wonderful thing.

Thank you.

Thank you for accepting my proposal.

Actually, you know

that I always wanted a normal and stable lifestyle.

I wish I can share your pain.

I hope that I can protect you from the wind and rain outside.

Actually, what I wished the most is that when you’re with me,

you'll always have nothing to worry about.

I know there's nothing dramatic in our relationship like running in the rain.

It's not a romantic comedy.

It's like the most ordinary home video.

There's no one else. Just the two of us.

Living our ordinary life.

But you know,

I only learned about this kind of happiness after I met you.

So, no matter what happens in life,

it doesn't matter.

The most important thing is that you are here.

The most important thing is that I can be with you.

I know I just said this is not a romantic comedy.

Will you marry me?

Stupid.

There's no home video now. What age are you from?

We have broken up a long time ago. There's nothing holding us together, right?

Why can't you just let me go?

Ok, I'll ask you. Do you want to marry him?

It's none of your business.

GAME OVER

Give me that.

It's not going to be itchy.

It's not itchy for you?

Come here, I'll tell you something.

Do you not want to get married?

Why did you ask that? - If you really want to get married you don't need mom to constantly rush you.

Please. Don't end up like our parents.

How do you know they haven't thought about it clearly?

People only get married after they made up their mind they will be together for life.

Maybe they thought about it.

It's just...

people change. You can't help it

So you made up your mind?

All your life?