SAKAMOTO DAYS

He's here! Shoot him down!

Kill him, now!

Die!

Ah, shit!

Damn it, where did he go?

Where are you hiding?

Fucker! Come out here!

There was once a hitman said to be the greatest.

And his name...

...was Taro Sakamoto.

His prowess was unmatched.

All evil men feared him.

And all hit men revered him.

Until one day...

Huh?

Good evening! How are you?

...Sakamoto fell in love.

He retired...

...got married,

had a baby,

and eventually...

Sakamoto grew...

out of shape.

THE LEGENDARY HIT MAN

SAKAMOTO'S

This is the place.

Mr. Sakamoto, I've found you.

SAKAMOTO

Watch this, mister!

If I hit the bullseye, I get a free juice, 'kay?

I think that's quite enough for today.

That boy's been hanging around a lot lately.

Mm-hm.

Aww, I missed!

Okay, one more time!

Let me try it one more time, mister!

BLACK INK

Uh...

Oopsie...

How dare you, ya little brat!

Look at what you did to my pants!

Goodness me!

- Fix this! - What do we do, dear?

Come on, put me down!

Uh...

You're dead!

Huh?

Big fat creepy weirdo!

Thank you.

Thank you, mister.

There, there.

Dry your tears.

Yeah, there, there!

- Pretty impressive. - Huh?

Ballpoint pen to the carotid artery's a rough way to go.

I saw what you were thinking.

Mr. Sakamoto, it's been a while.

I'm Shin the Clairvoyant.

HIT MAN (CLAIRVOYANT) SHIN

Why is killing me the first thought that comes into your head?

Come on, it's me, Shin!

We used to be partners, remember?

I guess the rumors are true then.

A retired hit man

who gave up the life to run a convenience store.

Come on, hurry up!

Please come back, Mr. Sakamoto!

You're wasting your talent!

And look at how fat you got.

I'll never be a hit man again.

You know, back in the day,

the worst of the worst feared you.

They called you the Legendary Assassin!

And now?

How did this happen?

Yummy.

I remember when the only thing you ate were rations.

Honestly, I can hardly recognize you, you're so--

Oh! So fast!

Is he trying to tell me that even though he's out of shape,

he could kill me at any moment?

Huh?

Hi there, Mr. Sakamoto!

Sorry to bug you in the middle of a meal,

but I wanted to ask for your help.

What's this guy coming to him for?

Could it be a disguise and he wants him to off somebody?

It needs a prune, but I can't reach the branches up at the top.

So I figured, who else could I call?

Oh-ho, woah, wow!

I knew I could count on you!

BABY & CHILDREN'S GOODS

Mr. Sakamoto? My daughter's not eating her vegetables.

- Mmm! - Yummy!

We can't play with only one ball!

Thanks, Mr. Sakamoto!

What are you, the handyman for the whole town?

I get it now.

You're blending into your surroundings so you can disguise who you really are.

But you know what, Mr. Sakamoto?

At least, as far as I'm concerned...

the new you is a big fat joke.

See ya 'round.

Little brat!

I can't believe it only took five years for a guy like Mr. Sakamoto to go soft.

Although...

he was still so frickin' cool!

He may be fat but you can't judge a book by its cover!

I'd kill for the chance...

...to work with him again!

Look away!

BOSS

Hello?

You manage to convince him?

- Well, I... Not exac-- - So...

He still breathing?

Boss...

I don't really think that's necessary, do you?

You wouldn't believe what a tub of lard Mr. Sakamoto is,

- he won't be a problem if we-- - Shin.

You know the rules.

You leave the organization without asking and you die.

Sakamoto broke those rules.

That's why we can't let him live.

And remember this, Shin...

Whether you wanna do it or not,

I have an army of hit men!

So quit your whining

or I'll put you in the groun--

Ugh, get off my dick.

I guess I don't have much of a choice here.

2 DAYS WORTH

If I don't do it, somebody else will.

And if it has to be done...

So be it.

I'll do it myself.

Hey, look!

What kinda poop do you think this is?

Eww! That's gross!

Hello.

I remember you.

It was Shin, wasn't it?

Good to have you back so soon.

Lookit lookit!

Do you think this is alien poop?

Can't help you, kid. Sorry.

Playtime's over, I'm afraid.

A ROBBERY BREAKS OUT!

Hiya, Mr. Sakamoto.