Tak Kemal Maka Tak Sayang

Chains?

My legs.

Just joking, man.

It's just joking.

So you'll get a feeling that it's a serious movie.

Drama effect.

I'll set myself free.

Here, I'll show you how to get free of this.

Turn it.

Damn!

This is serious! Hey!

How can I get to this position?

How come I'm in this position now? Ouch!

Who tied me up like this?

($04!.!

Send me a savior!

What's going on here?

What's happening?

What's happening?

Help!

A sound of two-stroke engine motorcycle.

My savior!

Finally you're here, Master Limbad!

Master Limbad, please unchain me.

Can you do it?

It's so hard to talk with Master Limbad.

I know. He didn't really understand me.

I knew it!

Master Limbad.

Remove these chain and padlock off me.

Because my stomach starts to get nauseous now.

Remove them quick, Limbad.

Why don't you tell me earlier, Kemal?

I've told you already. You're the one who didn't understand!

Slowly. It hurts, you know?

Already removed.

You're great, Limbad.

Now my legs.

Quick.

Untie the rope. Don't grope me, Limbad.

Wave define on you anyway , Kama“.!

We did it!

You're great, Limbad!

Thanks.

Let's have fun!

Dance, Limbad.

Let me introduce myself.

My name is Kemal Palevi.

And welcome to the movie.

APPklllSe, please!

You are watching this half-heartedly, not spontaneously.

If you're not spontaneous

I'll turn off this movie. There!

What are you watching?

What are you watching now?

You there, on seat B7 and B8!

What are you two doing?

Don't be naughty, get married first.

If you give me your applause

I'll turn it on again.

APPklllSe, please!

Okay, not bad.

I'm gonna turn on the movie again then.

Well, well, well, not bad.

Though no one seems to give applause anyway.

But it's okay, as long as you're still willing to watch this movie.

Thank God for that.

Now it's time for me to tell the story of my life

Now it's time for me to tell the story of my life

from my childhood to finally become a stand-up comedian at present.

I grew up in Samarinda city, East Kalimantan.

At first, I want to make this movie

the Samarinda part, in Banjar language.

But the problem is, if I use the original Samarindanese language

the movie will become like this

See?

You'll get puzzled if I use Samarindanese language, right?

That's why I use common language for this movie.

Common language used in Jakarta.

And now let's get back to the core of this movie.

When I was a kid

I actually was not a loser type or something.

Girls used to go crazy for me ever since I was a kid.

Now this is the way to comb the doll.

Okay?

Not too fast.

It'll get tangled.

Okay?

Actually it's not hard for me to get a girl.

It's a piece of cake.

The problem is I was too picky.

I only want to get a popular or well-known girl.

So I could show her off to other boys.

One second.

One by one. Don't go together at once.

Zaskia!

I love you!

Zaskia!

I love you!

Zaskia!

I can recite Al-Baqarah!

Praise the Lord.

In this era

there's still a young man who can recite AI-Baqarah.

What can I do for you?

I love you.

That's one of the factors why I failed to get the most popular girl.

Now there are other factors.

For example

sometimes I always failed to get the most popular girl

because I was too fast in proclaiming that I love her.

Miss

will you be my girlfriend?

Ouch.

It's natural if I was too fast in proclaiming my love.

Because I've experienced

how hurt it was to be fooled when I was proclaiming my love!

Dea, I want to tell you something.

What is it?

How can I say it?

'Can

Kama“. Kama“.!

Deal

Deal

Shit, I was being fooled!

And the more hurtful thing is

when I once proclaimed my love to a girl

it turned out that

For the last time

will you be my girfriend?

Are you nuts?

No, I'm a normal man.

Hey, you!

That was nuts.

How can I not do that?

That girl gave me some sign, so I got encouraged!

That girl gave me some sign, so I got encouraged!

Finally I've decided

when I was in high school, I must become the coolest guy.

And to become the coolest guy

this movie will tell you how. And this is my story.

NO KEMAL NO LOVE

Round the right answer.

Don't pierce it.

It's not election time.

Cheating material in Arabic language

- Kemal! - I am (chicken).

What is this? What is this?

It's

It's an invocation. Invocation from my father.

What invocation?

Invocation for the exam.

Hey, kids.

See this?

Look at Kemal here.

If you want to have an exam, you must pray first.

That's called faith.

Okay?

Kemal.

Do you have invocation to attract women?

What I've studied last night didn't come out at the exam at all.

You bet.

- What a difficulf exam, right? - It's a mess.

Fortunately I've already read that book of yours there.

Fastest ways in passing an exam

Yeah.

I applied the theory from page 63 back there.

Fastest ways in passing an exam page 63

I've graduated from a Military Academy.

And I hate cheaters most!

Sir.

Budi over there cheats.

- Hey, Budi! - Check him out, Sir.

You must be cheating!

You must be cheating! Open it! Open it!

Open his trousers! Open his trousers!

Come on, open his trousers!

Good thing we have the book.

Yeah, man.

This is my friend, Khalil.

His father worked in Forestry Department.

Dealing with forest.

One day, his father was ordered to move to Pekanbaru.

Naturally, Khalil and his family must move there too.

But since Khalil didn't want to move, he decided to stay in Samarinda.

Until he graduated from high school.

And since he has no home anymore

he decided to stay in my house.

Well, until at least he can become a candidate for presidential election.

Damn, your book is so cool... Great.

Of course.

And my suggestion is, it's just my suggestion

you don't need to study indeed.

- Why? - Just play the Playstation.

What? Are you nuts?

Then what will become the fate of our nation, Indonesia?

It's in the hands of young men like us!

You're playing Mr. Wise Guy, huh?

What exam tomorrow?

English.