Cruising Bar 2

As: Serge - The Earthworm Gérard- The Bull

Jean-Jacques - The Peacock Patrice - The Lion

MEET MARKET 2

Hello, Myriam?

Myriam, it's me.

Well, as we said,

I'll be there at around...

Call you back.

Serge, come!

Come!

Serge, hurry!

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Hurry, Serge!

Serge, it hurts!

Oh!

Ah!

Ooh...

It hurts!

Help me!

Help me get up!

Hold on!

Did you call the ambulance? - Yes.

Serge?

Uh-huh?

- My water broke. - Huh?

Serge?

Serge!

Arrivaderci, Gérard!

And cut!

Good work.

Fantastic. Real champs.

I know.

Call in the stuntman.

Stuntman, please!

Hurry, you're wanted on set.

Thanks.

I'd work more if American actors were taller.

They're shrimps.

The last U.S. Shoot,

I couldn't stunt for Tom Cruise.

He comes up to here.

Serge.

- Mm-mm. - Serge.

Hey. It's me, not him!

It'll be okay.

He's early, I'm not ready.

Serge?

Remember to call my husband!

Tell him to bring my things.

Yes.

And call Mom.

Yes!

- Don't forget Mom! - No, no!

Thanks, little brother.

Where's the fucking stuntman?

Where is the fucking stuntman?!!

- Maybe you should add some padding here.

Costume's too tight.

Go on, you're fine.

And a helmet?

Go on, Schwarzenegger!

No helmet?

Hello, Myriam?

Myriam?

It's me, Jean-Jacques, again.

Look, I'll be over in about 10 minutes.

See you, darling.

She must be in the shower.

Where's the fucking stuntman?!

Where's the stuntman?

I'm here! I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Ah!

Oh, shit!! Ahhhhhhh!

Oh, good god! Larry!

Oh, Jesus!

Talk to me, Larry!

Excuse me?!

I didn't... I didn't seen him!

- What? - I didn't seen him.

Is he hurt?

You son-of-a-bitch.

You fucking asshole, get off of my set!

Get out of my sight!

Get off of my set!!

Larry? Larry?

You...

Can I call you back?

You get off of my set!

I'd appreciate it.

- You fucking asshole! Get out of my sight!

Argh...

Salome, 35.

5 foot 11,

sporty,

seeks yuppy for a trip around the world.

7-figure income only.

Myléne, forties. I love sex.

I want a man for sex and nothing but sex.

Get the idea?

Ahem.

I'm Serge,

I'm looking for love.

Ahem.

I'm Serge...

I'm love...

Silly! "I'm love"!

C'mon, open!

What is it today?

Gertrude?

There! The lock...

What now?

Come on!

What is this?

Gertrude!

Gertrude!

Come on, Gertrude!

Gertrude!

You can't do this to me.

Not after 30 years of marriage!

This way.

Hide over there.

That's it.

Ahem. Ahem!

Oh. Sorry, I have the wrong door.

I'm sorry, forgive me.

Isn't this Myriam Legendre's apartment?

- Myriam doesn't want to see you anymore.

Hmm!

Thank you.

I'm Serge, forties.

Late forties.

Serious, but likes to have fun.

Likes animals.

I'm looking for a woman

who's easy-going...

...and pretty-ish.

My phone number

is 514842...

Gosh darnit!

Excuse me.

Hello? - Hello, Serge?

- Oh, Mom? - Your sister delivered!

Wait, don't tell me!

I want to make a wish.

A girl? - Yes!

I won!

I won! I guessed right!

Hi there.

It's me!

Ooh!

I gave those Americans a knock-out performance!

The director couldn't believe it.

He said that in Québec, the...

The stuntmen are...

...top-notch.

Marie-Andrée?

"I can't take it anymore.

"Bye-bye.

Marie-Andrée."

Hello, boss!

Did somebody die?

No, no.

Well, then...

how 'bout we take inventory?

Uh... no inventory today.

How long had you been together?

Two months.

In a few weeks.

Did you love her that deeply?

No.

Jean-Jacques,

what do you want from a woman?

Gertrude?

It's me.

Gérard.

Your husband.

Gertrude?

Gertrude!