VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral After Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream (VTuberなんだが配信切り忘れたら伝説になってた)

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hi there.

Good evening!

If you're lost on this snowy night,

spend it with me!

Kokorone Awayuki!

Ooo.

A very wise question from a very wise chatter!

"You stream every single day.

Don't you ever get tired of it?".

I would never.

I know I don't have many magnetic qualities,

but it's okay!

I have persistence, and that's what counts!

Well,

I'm afraid our time together must come to an end.

Bye for now!

I appreciate each and every one of you

more than you know.

When the next snow falls,

I vow we shall meet again.

Until then!

Huh?

It locked up on me.

Ugh, you stupid computer.

Boom, that should do that trick.

Freakiness over.

Just another day of crappy views.

I need forty CCs of pizzazz, stat.

I'd sell my soul to the evilest of evil underground empires

ten times over for the chance to throw back one of these!

drank beer,

but StroZero really would've raised the stakes.

Oh yeah!

That's it, baby! And now.

Let's go!

The cracking open of a tall boy

is like the sweetest sound on earth!

Oh, hell yeah!

Let's see what my genmates are up to.

Sparkly-lo!

All the fun of a festival without the lines.

Matsuriya Hikari, here!

Tonight, the Sausage Legend stream shall continue!

Sparkly-lo!

If this is your first time here,

thank you for dropping in!

You're sure to ketchup fast!

This is a last-sausage -standing fighting game!

Aw, you're a textbook cinnamon roll.

I love you!

Don't worry about little old me!

Have some faith in my sparkly strength!

I played a little on my own

and pulling sausage is so much fun, guys!

Really!

I even pulled a super big sausage

and I'll be using it today!

Of course I can take it, sillies!

I know all about sausages now!

And this one is filled up with blood!

Aww.

I'm as bad as all the creep-o dudes

in the comments, huh?

Come on. Give it to me, cutie!

All this sausage talk is making me feel so fertile!

I'll be your mommy if you crawl back up my !

Okie-doke.

All that's left is to find a partner!

I'm falling down a deep, dark hole.

You have me hostage, StroZero.

And it turns out your girl is a hundred percent

into that!

Oh, yay! A match! Let's see.

Oh, gosh.

I hope I'm saying your name right,

ManMilkMaestro.

You better be ready to eat my sausage!

You mean, floppy jerk!

Don't you underestimate Hikari!

Yay, I won!

I'm finally getting better

at handling my sausage!

Now, let's hop over to the next victim.

Court is your name?

Okay. Sounds tough. Wow.

"Court " deserves to have his username

hung up in a freakin' museum!

Ooo, a banana!

I've never seen one of those!

Hyuh! Slow and steady!

All eyes on the gauge!

If I rush it and fire off too early,

I could ruin the entire thing!

So, keep it coming!

I'm about to finish him!

So close, so close!

Finally, sweet release!

Hey! Why am I so hard?

I'm supposed to be your mom!

Mommy's digital offspring

shouldn't be making her !

Mommy's digital offspring

shouldn't be making her !

Gosh, that was oodles of fun!

So long!

Make sure you tune in for the next festival!

I'm gonna miss you. Stay safe out there, my darling.

Wowza.

Hikari's such a pro. Her streams are always a riot.

Of course she's popular.

Girl is crazy lovable.

If she's our gen's princess,

then that makes me our un-kissable frog.

Woof, this sucks.

If I don't get my act together soon,

I'm gonna be bigtime broke

and I'm gonna be bigger time depressed.

Can't fix it now.

Maybe Chami's stream can help me sleep.

Good evening, friends.

This is Yanagase Chami here to transform your thoughts

from roaring rapids to serene streams.

To start,

let us check the volume in your left ear.

I will now move over to your right ear.

Can you hear me?

I'm on your right.

In your right ear.

Yeah. That's amazing.

If this stream were any more addictive,

it would so dethrone StroZero as my number one vice.

Good. Keep unwinding.

The volume is set.

Now, it's time.

Ready? I know I am.

I'll be using a classic ear pick.

I explored other options,

but nothing felt right.

So, I decided to lean on a valuable adage.

"If it's not broken, don't fix it".

In our evolving society,

remember that great tranquility can be found in tradition.

Though I will admit

I'm no ear cleaning expert.

I, like most people,

only really use one method myself.

Well, then.

Why don't we get started?

I'll begin with your right ear.

Lightly now.

Brush. Brush.

How's that?

Does it feel nice?

I hope so.

Nice is an understatement.

Now.

I'll work hard to make sure you're clean and fresh.

After, you and I can share a good meal.

Today, I made us a few

deep-fried lotus root sandwiches to snack on.

I tried my very best

to make sure the filling wouldn't leak out.

It was tricky.

Funny.

I might leak out, too. Get it?

Whoa!

Oh, boy.

I just spotted a great, big clump.

I'll be very gentle, okay?

It's in there pretty deep,

so please tell me if it hurts.

I've gotta remember to get waxed up more often.

This is heavenly.

Oh, great.

Again?

I'm so gonna yack.

Water, now.