Ranma ½ (らんま1/2)

Why did you summon me here?

I'd like an explanation.

Me be a needing you to act as the Furinkan High School

substitute principal.

Substitute principal?

You be getting it.

Me be needing some recreational education time away

from this place.

So me be choosing you to take over the school

while I be getting jiggy.

No deal.

.

Me not be saying this as your daddy.

Me be giving you a chance to prove you as a man.

You know me wouldn't be asking if me

think you couldn't be doing.

You're asking me man to man?

GIRL (VOICEOVER): Tatewaki Kuno-- Substitute Principal.

Boy, this weather sure is weird.

I hear the principal's going to be away for a while.

Wouldn't it be great if he never came back?

I know I wouldn't miss him at all!

Huh?

What the?

Can't you do something about that guy, Akane?

It's a hopeless case.

Heh.

Allow me to present the Furinkan Enforcers Squad.

Time to learn some discipline, Saotome.

Enforcers squad?

As you can see from this, I've been designated

as the substitute principal.

Now I am in charge, and we're going to tighten things up

around this school.

Saotome, for slandering the principal,

you shall receive a caning of 100 lashes.

Now!

Oh, man.

There's a bad omen, if I ever saw one.

What a perfect chance this will be.

Saotome, I'm going to join the Enforcers Squad

and finally get my turn to pay you back but good.

Great theory, except for saying it in front of me.

It looks like you could probably use a hand.

I'll help, depending on the terms.

Nabiki Tendo.

Right.

You'll receive 500 yen every time

you report a student misdemeanor.

1,000.

You're on.

Who goes?

I'm on your side here.

You-- you guys got me all wrong.

I just want to be one of you enforcer guys.

Oh, can it.

Time to initiate phase one of the Enforcer Squad's takeover.

Let Operation Ferocious Typhoon and Tsunami commence.

Yeah!

Uh, yeah.

How is it, Taro?

I made it special for you, poopsy.

Oh, Hinako.

Your lunches are always the best, honey bear.

Taro.

Hinako.

Furinkan regulations, section two,

article one-- close relationships

with the opposite sex are prohibited.

Further, males and females are not

permitted to consume lunch under the same tree.

You're guilty of both crimes.

I hereby order you to wear these wigs

for one week as punishment.

For one whole week?

No!

Hm?

Hey, Kuno!

Huh?

Would you toss the ball back over this way, please?

It is Akane Tendo.

Nothing would give me more pleasure

than to throw this ball back to my love.

Huh?

Of course, I would never be in an illicit relationship

with a female student.

Move out!

Sir!

It is with a heavy heart that I turn away my sweet

Akane.

But the future of Furinkan High School

wears heavily on these shoulders.

You there!

You're missing a button!

And you!

Your pants are too long!

One week with the skullcap!

Attention, you delinquents.

I want your personal belongings on the desks now.

Aha!

As punishment, I sentence you all to one week in a wig.

What?

That's not fair!

Come on!

I definitely can't go outside looking like this.

That's for sure.

Well, then just take the thing off.

But if Kuno finds out--

What if he does?

Yeah, so what?

Huh?

Ranma's making a valid point here.

There's really no reason to be afraid of the Enforcer Squad,

now is there?

Hey, there's a change.

You're right for the first time.

He is?

Quiet, baldilocks.

OK, I give.

I give.

Ranma!

Enforcer Squad, Gosunkugi here reporting that Ranma Saotome is

messing with Daisuke's skullcap and--

Drop that!

I'll need backup.

Mercy.

Have mercy on me.

Ranma Saotome.

This time, I cannot let your indiscretions go unpunished.

Your point?

It is not out of personal satisfaction

that I mete out your punishment.

It is solely for the future of our country, which

rests with the youth of the Furinkan High School.

Justice, love, and passion motivate my severity.

I have no course but to act while my heart cries out

for your pain.

Why do you have such a problem understanding that?

Speaking of mental pause, did it

ever occur to you that the principal's just

using you to get back at us?

What?

This will teach you!

Whoa!

Thanks for the lesson!

Now I've had enough!

Just who the heck do you think you are?

You're going to pay for this.

I forbid you from buying lunch at the school snack

shop for the entire week.

Huh?

Hey, come on.

I was first.

No, I was first.

I've been here for, like, half an hour.

Have at it.

Give me a chow mein sandwich, one bun, and a meat and veggie

sandwich.

I'm afraid I can't.

I'm not allowed to sell you anything.

Huh?

I've got to pay the bills, too, you know.

He may only be the substitute principal,

but his word's the law.

Hey!

No opening umbrellas inside the school.

You, girl!

Polka dot raincoats are against regulations!

Hm?

Those loud footsteps are against school regulations.

Out of the way!

I've got to go!

Out of the way!

Aha.

It's that deviant Saotome.

I've gotta go!

Halt, Ranma Saotome.

Furinkan regulations, section two, article one, part three--

walking in the corr--

Passing through.

The substitute principal.

Are you all right?

This is the sub principal.

Come in, boys' restroom, third floor north.