Supernatural

Sam, Dean, Pamela Barnes, best damn psychic in the state.

Don't you recognize me? But we were so close.

Alastair.

Anna: lilith is trying to break the 66 seals.

Lucifer will bring the apocalypse.

Well,I don't know when it happened,

But the Sam I knew he's gone.

The lies, the secrets

What else aren't you telling me?

You're holding me back.

I'm a better hunter...Stronger, smarter.

I can take on demons you're too scared to go near.

You know I didn't mean the things I said back there, right?

That it was just the siren's spell talking?

Of course, Me too.

So, we're good? Yeah we're good.

Okay, okay now, come on you tell me

Why kick that field goal?

Because it's called football.

No, it's called fantasy football

And those 3 points screwed me.

Seriously, Jim you need to get a life.

Hey guys got any change?

Sorry pal.

How about your wallets?

No problem Take it easy all right?

Just give me the wallets!

Hold on man.

Jim!

Jim! Jim!

Call 911...Now!

Come on.

Hey.

Don't move. Don't move man.

I feel okay.

You're not even bleeding.

Give me a hand.

How you even alive right now?

I don't know.

Season 4 Episode 15

Sam: no, no, no, you're right, it's definitely weird.

Okay bobby, thanks.

What's up?

Oh.

Bobby found something in Wyoming.

A job?

Maybe.

Small town, no one's died in the past week and a half.

That so unusual?

Well, it's how they're not dying.

One guy with terminal cancer strolls right out of hospice

Another guy gets capped by a mugger

And walks away without a scratch.

Capped in the ass?

"Police say Mr. Jenkins was shot

In the heart at point-Blank range by a 9mm."

And his not a doughnut?

Locals are saying it's a miracle.

Okay.

It's got to be something nasty right?

I mean, people making deals or something.

You think?

What else would it be?

I don't know.

All right, get that to go.

Come on.

What?

Sure you want me going with you?

Why wouldn't I? I don't know.

I don't want to be holding you back or nothing.

Dude, I've told you a hundred times

That was the siren talking, not me.

Can we get past this?

Yeah, we're past it.

Jim: now, you two said you were bloggers?

All of god's glory fit to blog.

um...

Some of the people around town are saying

What happened to you was a miracle.

It was. Plain as day.

How can you be so sure?

How else do you explain it?

The doctors can't.

There's a bullet in my heart

And it's pumping like a piston.

Well how do you explain it?

Look honestly, I was nobody's saint

Not exactly father of the year either.

Okay.

But when that guy shot me and I didn't bleed a drop?

I just knew the lord was giving me a second chance.

Is that so?

I had this feeling

Like angels were watching over me.

I wouldn't expect you guys to understand.

Well...we'll just have to try.

You wouldn't have happened to have swung by a crossroads

In the past week or so?

No.

Maybe you met someone...

With black eyes?

Or red?

Who'd you guys say you were again?

Never mind, Thank you for your time.

Hey.

Anything?

That cancer survivor?

He was clinically dead

His wife pulled the plug,

And now he's taking her out for their 20th anniversary.

Any sign of a deal? No.

What about you? Found anyone dying around here?

Not since Cole Griffith.

He dropped 10 days ago.

It was the last death I could find.

So, what are you thinking?

Eh, maybe it is what the people say it is.

miracles?

Dean our experience,

When do miracles just happen?

Well, there's no deals.

There's uh, no skeevy faith healers.

I mean, these souls

Just ain't getting dragged into the light.

Maybe 'cause there's no one around to carry them.

What do you mean?

Well grim reapers...That's what they do right?

Shlepp souls?

So if death ain't in town...

Then nobody's dying.

So what? The local reaper's on strike?

Playing the back nine?

I don't know sam.

Well then, let's talk to somebody who might.

Well last I checked huggy bear ain't available.

No dude, the kid, The kid?

The kid's a doornail, Exactly.

Look, if he was the last person to die around here,

Then maybe he's seen something.

We should talk to him.

I love how matter-Of-Fact you are about that.

Strange lives.

You sure this is gonna work?

No.

But if his spirit's around this should smoke him out.

What? This job is jacked that's what.

How so?

You want me to gank a monster or torch a corpse,

Hey, let's light it up, right?

But this?

If we fix whatever this is,

People are gonna start dropping dead.

Good people.

Look, I don't want them to die either dean,

But there's a natural order.

You're kidding right? What?

You don't see the irony in that?

I mean you and me, we're like the poster guys

Of the unnatural order.

All we do is ditch death.

Yeah but the normal rules

Don't really apply to us do they?

We're no different than anybody else.

I'm infected with demon blood.

You've been to hell.

Look, I know you want to think of yourself

As Joe the plumber Dean, but you're not.

Neither am I.

The sooner you accept that, the better off you're gonna be.

Ah, Joe the plumber was a douche.

You gonna help me finish this?

Man: hey!

What are you doing here?

Uh, just...

Take it easy.

What the hell is this?

Okay, this...This...

This is not what it looks like.

Really?

'Cause it looks like devil worship.

What? No!

No, this is not devil worship.

This...This is...This...

This is, uh...

I don't have a good answer.

Look, we're leaving.

You're not going anywhere...

Ever again...

...Sam.

Alastair.

I thought you got deep fried, extra crispy.

Nah.

Just the pediatrician I was riding.

His wife's still looking for him.

It's hilarious.

Anyway...

No time to chat.

Got a hot date with death.

Dean!

Alastair: you're stronger Sam.