Turbo Cola

It all started as a way to save memory on computers

Everyone is waiting to see what will happen

when the clock strikes midnight.

Before Y2K sets in, companies big and small

are getting Y2K compliance.

Snow fall continuing...

Brought on by federal regulations, banks and ATMs...

Line of computer code...

This will be the nerve center...

Refreshing taste under every cap...

They say it called out...

What that means, Lisa, you better bundle up...

Panic itself could cause problems...

- Stockpile food... - Bank radios, survival meals.

We are candles, we are canned goods out here.

It's for certain Dave, no one knows what will happen...

when the clock strikes midnight, live from...

GMC and Chris Taylor...

No one knows what to expect when the date reaches 00.

It must have been like seeing the face of God.

Yeah, man.

No like, alarm going off or anything?

No, no.

The ATM is old enough to be from the Eisenhower administration.

They must have installed it when they were building the fridge.

Once a week, the temperature drops in the fridge,

causing the alarm to go off,

and I got to go in in the middle of the night and reset it.

Eisenhower and Washington with the only presidents

that went back to military service after being president.

The guy who loads the money is a complete wash up.

He shows up with his girlfriend

sometimes and gets high in the truck.

Nice.

And whatever he did to it...

You can reach right in it now.

You can actually see the cash?

- Yeah. - Like you saw it?

- Yes. - With your eyes.

Yeah.

Things are complex man like sensors

and other blinky lights.

Yeah but not from the back.

Right...

And they load the money from the front.

I've seen him do it a thousand times.

- The thing weighs like a ton. - Totally.

And it's bolted to the floor.

There's a hole in the back of it,

it's a golden opportunity.

You're gonna go to jail dude.

You're gonna go to jail just like your dad.

That's a good one Swear sky, never heard that before.

Sorry. So...

Theoretically, how much is even in there?

Probably like 100,000.

Even just a piece of that...

Just a little slice of the pie.

We can go wherever we want.

I like pie.

I feel kind of bad for Rick though.

It's not his money, it's all insured,

plus ownership changes on New Year's Day.

Yeah, I heard.

How?

Your mom talks in her sleep.

We have to hit it before New Year's.

I'd hit that literally anytime, dude.

Shut up!

OK, so we get the money out then what?

- We? - All great heist movies

have two people in on it, dude.

Take it to the back.

That's too suspicious.

What?

Taking it straight to the back, it's too suspicious.

Told you it was too suspicious.

OK, then we take it to the bathroom.

Amateur hour.

Just hear me out.

12 trips to the bathroom in one night? Dude, really?

- Hi. - Freeze!

- Hand where I can see them! - Ok! Ok!

God damn it!

You're right.

This is kind of fun.

What? Do you have the answers, Swear sky?

You know that Turbo Cola contest?

- Yeah. - You've got to do it right

in front of their damn faces.

You ever see the Great Escape?

Remember how they hid the tunnel sand in their pants?

Right in plain view.

On camera, all night.

An alibi.

Wait. How do we get the pockets?

I took sewing back in Home Ec.

Oh, I took cooking.

Burnt the pizza.

Nice. I made curtains.

- Oh, that's cool. - No,

I'd rather make burnt pizza.

So with what, four cameras?

They've got it all covered.

When they review the tapes, they will review those tapes,

there's going to be plenty to see but nothing to see.

Yeah, but I can't just drop all the money all at once.

Now you're thinking.

I could...

take out the trash?

- Yeah. - Could mop the floors...

- Yeah. - I could restock the shelves.

There it is. Get dramatic.

And every time at perfect moment,

I make the drop

That's what I'm talking about.

And Rick said I needed to take the display out

on New Year's Eve, no questions asked.

- God bless corporate America! - I know.

So at the end of the night...

We walk out the God damn front door.

With $70-80,000 cold hard cash and a pop display.

What about the outside cameras?

Fuck.

I don't know.

I got it.

Then all you have to do...

Wait. Why are you wearing a ski mask

If the cameras can't see it?

It's cold as tits, man.

Tits.

Concentrate! This is the finishing move.

On camera, all night.

All night.

- We're good. - Scary, good.

Butch Cassidy and Sundance shit.

And we thought of this when we're high.

It's impressive.

We're smart as hell.

Smart as hell.

Swear sky!

- Hey. - You can't smoke in here.

Who's going to know?

Literally anyone who walked in right now would know.

I think it gives me an edge, man.

Yeah, well put it out.

In a minute.

It's all about the attitude.

The attitude is going to arouse suspicion,

which is the last thing we need right now.

Only if you're suspicious.

Stop stealing shit!

I have to stock up...

for the end of the world.

You and everyone else in this town needs to stock up,

but at least they pay.

You're early, I'm impressed.

Well, I've got to head over to the fallout shelter later

for Dean's big New Year's Eve rager.

- Wha... - I might have to stock up

on some Turbo Colas.

Try to win the big ten thousand dollars prize...

The cameras don't record audio only movement.

- You know Mary Jane... - They can't hear you!

- Really? - Yes?

- The drug or the person. - What?

I say Mary Jane might be there and you're supposed to say

the drug or the person.

What's with the sign?

Uh, slush machine's broken.

Oh shit, does that affect anything?

What?

I don't... Does it affect anything?

How would it possibly affect anything?

I don't know! If they were on the same system or something.

- What system would they both be? - Like a circuit.

I don't know how this stuff works.

Fuck I need tape, tape.

You can't hang up a sign without tape.

I do have a little bit of bad news,

but not like bad-bad, like only kind of bad.

Ok just spit it out.

Eric's going to be there.

- Where? - The fallout shelter.

The party.

Dean's party.

You know he's going to be all over MJ

- if you're not there. - The drug or the person?

It's not funny when you say it like that.

Yeah, well, it's not like I have a choice.

- I have to be here. So - What if they bone man.

- Bone? Really? - Yeah.

Well Jimmy's going to be there, so I doubt either one of us

- will be all over her but - It's still possible.

The fuck is the tape?

I'm surprised this place keeps working.

Ah!

MJ.

Called your house. You working here all night?

Yeah?