Magic Hour

Okay. Go.

- Is this a video? - Of course it's a video.

We need to commemorate this moment today.

- Do we? - Yes!

These are the videos, babe,

that we are gonna watch when we are old and gray.

You're killing me right now. Literally, I'm dying.

I'm sorry. Were you planning on watching, like, the videos

of us dancing to "Brick House" at our wedding?

- No. - Were those the videos?

- Never gonna watch those. - No, we are gonna burn those.

- That we should do. - These are the moments, okay?

Today. Today is going to be the day where you

and your incredibly generous, loving, adoring...

- Yes. Super-hot, sexy, very pushy wife.

- Thank you. - But I'm just...

Thank you. Thank you.

This is when we did it.

This is the day we made that Ferris wheel your bitch.

It's really tall.

- Tell me how good it's gonna feel when you get off that

and you're like, "Damn, I did it and I didn't die,

because it turns out that's a child's ride

and I'm a grown man."

Oh, it's gonna be so sexy, babe.

- Is it? - Yeah.

- There are lots of things that are sexy

and we can see if this all together

and just do those parts.

- No. - That'll be good.

- No. This is important. We're gonna do this,

and all that comes after is, like, your reward.

- Bribery. - Yeah. Is it gonna work?

You ready?

Let's do this.

- Oh! - Oh! Charlie.

Charlie, where did you go?

All right. I've lost him. He's gone.

- I'm here. I'm here. I forgot where we put the car.

So...

Are we gonna do this?

- Ah, yeah, let's do it. - Yes, we're gonna do this.

I believe in you. Are you having fun?

- Oh, no. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off.

Wow. Wow, wow. Wow. Why are we up here?

Why are we sitting up here? Why are you rocking it?

- No. - Stop rocking the thing.

No, you're doing so great.

- I'm proud of you. - Thanks.

- Oh, God. - I love you.

- I love you too. when are we going down?

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

- No. Hey, listen. Nothing bad is gonna happen to you.

Nothing bad is gonna happen to you.

- Yeah? How do you know? I guess.

- Well, because all of that shit's already happened.

Nothing but blue skies, baby.

- I don't know if we have to be in the skies.

- Right? You just gotta adjust, let go.

Oh, am I glad to see you.

- Hey, Marsh. - Hello, hello.

- You have come to the perfect place

to work out all that crap you're going through.

It's the desert, baby.

You know, they say that it has a--a crazy healing magic.

I used to think they only told that

to the tourists, but you know what?

The longer I'm here, the more woowoo I get. Right?

They say that there's water that runs under the earth

and it creates some type of crazy vortex with the soul.

But--Oh, and the light. Wait till you see the light.

It--It's before it gets dark and it isn't day,

but it--it--it isn't night either.

But it--it's this beautiful in-between.

That's really nice.

- I can't wait for you to see it.

It's really pretty.

Thank you for this.

- Yeah. Thanks, man. - Shh, shh. Listen to me.

You are my chosen family

and I would do anything for you, my bird.

Now, you call me if you need anything, okay?

Ricky's place is 10 minutes from here

and I can be here in six.

- Don't do that. - You've seen me drive.

- I know. - Alright. I left you fruit.

- Oh, thank you. - Good night, Marsh.

- Hey. - Hey.

We're here.

We are.

We are.

- Yeah. Like, really, where are we?

There is really nothing out there.

Hmm.

In the desert.

Yeah.

- That's good. Yeah? This is good.

No.

No. No, it's not.

No, there's nothing fucking good about this, Charlie.

I can't fucking stop thinking about it, okay?

- Okay. - It's just like...

The only thing that is in my mind is--is...

Yeah. Uh, I understand.

That makes perfect sense, right?

But we can't--You know, we talked about this.

We can't do anything about that.

But we're here now, so we're gonna focus on--

How are you so fucking calm?

How are you just acting like nothing happened?

'Cause for me, it is the only thing that I see,

and yet you're so fucking calm.

I'm just--

We decided we were gonna work through it. Right?

And--And we're here and we're doing that. And that's good.

That's a step, yeah?

Yeah, we're trying.

- We're trying. - We're trying.

Great.

So, what do you wanna do?

- What do--I don't know what I wanna do, Charlie.

I don't know how to do this. Okay? Why is it on me?

Why are you looking at me

like I am supposed to have this perfect idea

of how to do whatever it is that we're doing?

- It was your idea to come out here.

So I thought maybe you had another--But you don't.

That's fine. I know what next is. Here. Here.

Look at this. Here.

- What? - Energy. We're cleansing.

We're doing the--We're gonna do the crystal thing.

That's how this works, right?

I'm pretty sure that's how a crystal works.

- Is that how-- - Yeah.

- You think you're crystals? - Yeah.

We rub it on and then we hold it

and then we like, "woowoowoo."

Isn't that what he said

as Marshall was about to "woowoo"?

The "woowoo."

So we got all the "woowoo,"

and we're just--we're here.

Uh...

Oh.

- What'd you get? - Ah.

Oh!

- Where's the fucking garbage? Where is it?

- Right there. - So funny.

Gee. Alright.

You didn't wanna read the card or anything.

- No. No. I don't wanna read the card

because I know what that card says.

Okay.

Did you hear the one about the flowers that fell in love?

It was a budding romance.

- Pretty good. - Not funny.

- It's pretty good. - It was not funny.

No, I don't get it actually. Can you tell me--

- It's because they're flowers.

When they're young, they're called buds.

- Oh. - And then--

Before they bloom. Yeah.

I'm glad I'm here with you.

Okay. Time's up. Coming in.

Yes.

- You ready? - Good feelings. I'm ready.

Ready. Woo. Yeah.

- I love you. - I love you. Okay.

- Okay. - Oh, yeah.

1, 2, 3.

Mm. Mm.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yes. Yes.

No, but, yes. It's--Hey, it's--

We'll just, uh--

- We'll get 'em next time. - Yes, we will.

- Yes. - Yes, we will.

Go right--right back at it.

- Yeah. - I can't--

You know it's my favorite thing to do.

You okay?

Yeah? 'Cause-- Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay. I know no one wants to hear people's dreams,

but this is not your average sex dream

'cause we were, like, in our eighties

and it was hot and we're still flexible.

And it was awesome until I caught my face in the mirror.

Right? And you're still old,

but I was back to my age now.

And this is where it gets weird.

So I--I look--I look back at you and it's still you,

but it's also-- Like, it wasn't you.

It was also kind of like our neighbor Sherry.

You know, it was like Sherry too. Anyway--

- You think this is the best time

to talk about your sex dreams, Charlie?

Right. Sorry.

Hey, babe. Sorry for being such a dick.

Not a bad likeness, I think. They nailed it.