Devil's Due

Let's just take it from the top, Mr. McCall.

Mr. McCall?

I told you, I didn't do it.

Good night.

Oh, fun for you.

See you tomorrow.

What?

Good night. We'll clean up. I love you.

Whoa! Shit! Maverick, stop.

Jesus Christ!

- No, come on. Get off! - You scared the shit out of me.

Go away. Come on, buddy. Get out.

(SCOFFS) You're not supposed to see me tonight.

Come on, that is a dumb tradition. You don't believe it.

- No, I don't believe it. Oh, shit, you do.

Okay, I kind of do.

What are you doing...

- Okay, ready? - Okay.

Ladies, oop, and gentlemen...

I'd like to present the McCalls.

- Almost. - Almost.

- Okay, I gotta get dressed. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.

Strike that pose. Right there.

I want to capture our last night together.

We're not dying.

My dad used to follow us around with one of these constantly.

My mom gave him so much shit for it.

I think it's sweet.

I wish I had something like that.

My whole childhood is kind of a blank.

That's kind of why I want to do this.

I used to think my dad was so lame,

with all his nostalgia and all that.

But I kind of get it now.

I kind of want this for us.

I just want a record of all the important things that happen to us.

And all the random stupid stuff that we'll forget about.

Mmm, yeah.

Tomorrow, we are officially family.

So, tonight I want to start our family history.

Family history.

Yeah.

I love that.

Good.

In sickness and in health.

In sickness and in health.

To love and to cherish.

To love and to cherish.

Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring, I thee wed.

And pledge myself to thee forever.

And pledge myself to thee forever.

Love me tender

Love me true

All my dreams fulfilled

Whoo!

For, my darling, I love you

I just wanted to say thank you to Ken and Sally...

for making me feel so at home.

I've never really felt like I was part of a family before.

So, thank you for being so welcoming and wonderful.

Dad had the first camera.

He'd carry it on his shoulder like this.

I wanted you to know that I think you are a wonderful brother.

I'm being serious! This is a beautiful event... (CROWD LAUGHING)

and I'm really grateful that you invited me. (LAUGHS)

We were in the same foster home together for a year.

And we were more than friends. Family.

I hope that you guys will be happy forever.

So, here's to happily ever after.

Oh, gosh.

Mmm.

- Mmm. - Are you okay?

Sam...

my beautiful wife.

This was the most perfect day.

I can't believe we're married.

When we watch this a lot of years from now...

just remember how good-looking I was.

I love you so much.

I promise I will always protect you.

Keep you safe.

I love you.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.

I'd like to welcome you to the Dominican Republic.

This is gonna be awesome.

Now, the honeymoon begins. Ooh.

Oh, wow!

We're gonna do this swimsuit issue-type thing.

Oh, God!

- No, no. You're gonna go in the water. - Uh-huh.

And then you're gonna come out of the water. (LAUGHS)

Is that how I'm gonna do it?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Don't worry, I'm right behind you.

This is gonna go fast. No, it's not.

Oh, my God.

Christopher Columbus.

Oh. Really? Yeah.

This is the first cathedral in the New World.

"The Cathedral of Santo Domingo."

"It's Gothic style highlighted with Renaissance details."

(WHISPERING) Oh, my God.

I have never seen anything so fucking perfect before in my life.

Look at this sea of white. Oh, my gosh.

What's that?

That's my husband.

Wake up.

Hey.

Oogum, Oogum, Boogum, Boogum, Boogum...

Now, baby you're casting your spell on me

Your high heel boots In your hip-huggin' suit

You got it right You're outta sight

What is that?

It's the coolest wedding present ever.

Mason gave it to us. It's an adventure cam.

- Oh, good, that's what I always wanted. - I know.

And now we can go zip-lining. Come on.

Just get your game face on.

All right.

Hold on. Hold on!

Wow.

Where are we?

Zach, come here.

We're going here.

Whoa. Come on.

Hey, wait up, wait up.

- Welcome. Oh, thank you.

Hi. - Welcome.

- Have a seat. Okay.

I will study your palm.

Okay. Which one do you want?

This one.

I don't think it matters.

I don't know. They're different.

You've had some hard times.

But now, you're so happy.

- You're happy now. She's good.

No family.

No past.

You were born from death.

What do you mean?

They've been waiting.

Do you want to go? Yeah.

They've been waiting. Whoa.

- They've been waiting. All right.

Thank you. That's fine.

Whoa. - They've been waiting.

You are the first. The first of many.

You will bring the end.

You know what? Let's go, let's go.

Can we get out...

Ow! Ow! You were born from death.

Let go of me, please. Ma'am, let go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- Zach, come on. - Okay.

Hey, are you okay? What did she say to you?

- Nothing. Fucking nothing. I don't know. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Forget her, okay? She was crazy.

What did she whisper in your ear?

I don't know. It was just a bunch of gibberish.

She stank of rum anyway. I just want to get back to the hotel.

I don't remember this street, do you?

Do you wanna go down this way?

Let's turn around.

Okay.

Jesus!

Let's go.

They don't have any street signs.

Can we head back towards where the party was?

Do you guys need a taxi?

Are you are a taxi? - Yeah.

That's your family? - Mi family. Children. Babies.

Babies? Oh, no, not yet.

No? - My new wife.