Baladur

My dress is superb. - Mine is also superb.

You look great in these dresses.

Who draped these dhotis? - Elder grandpa, grandpa.

You too look superb.

Wait! Oh! I draped it on our wedding..

..And I am wearing it now. Uncle. - Yes.

What's this, uncle! Do we have to go through all this..

..For Lord Satyannaraya vow?

Don't talk like that or God will make you blind.

Reprimand him, father-in-law. - You should drape it this way.

You are looking good in this.

Greetings, madam. Welcome. - Greetings. - Sit down.

Please sit down. - Kalyani, where's your husband?

Uncle, he's there. - Why are you so late?

What's this! You are so late? - What's this, uncle!

Englishmen invented pants because..

..Wearing dhoti is so difficult. - Shut up!

They say he who wears dhoti is a Telugu man. Wear it.

Sister-in-law, where is brother? - There he is.

Mr. Rama Krishna, you sit here.

Madam, you sit next to him. - You carry on with it.

I will come here later on. - You sit there, sister-in-law.

You sit there, sister-in-law. I am here to look after things.

You sit there. - He has always been like that.

In business he doesn't let me do anything.

And at home he doesn't let you do anything.

And yes, where is Chanti? Did you send him somewhere?

No one needs to send him anywhere.

He is wandering outside all the time.

Why do you scold him, uncle?

Younger brother went to call the videographer.

Stop. Stop. This is the home.

Brother is here. - It's not your brother, it's an idiot.

How much? - Chalis (forty). - Chalis?

It's too less, sir. - It's less? Chalis means seventy, right?

Challis means forty rupees. - Forty rupees?

Why didn't you tell me that before he left?

I lost 30 rupees. - It's your money.

It's yours. You dropped your purse in auto.

Madam. Madam.

Wife should sit on the left side of her husband.

Why so? - Because men keep their wallets in their left pockets.

Idiot. Heart is the most important organ of our body.

And it's on left side. That's why a wife should..

..Sit on the left side of husband like his heart.

I see. What are you staring at! Cover everything.

First cover the vow and then cover the priest.

Cover the uncles and then cover the aunties.

Cover everyone. - Hey, first you stop covering the camera.

You brought the cameraman? Where has this idiot gone?

Someone was to be admitted in the hospital.

So he went there to help them reach it.

Who are they? - I don't know.

He doesn't tire praising his you. He says that we should..

..Be helping others like his uncle does.

No, don't beat me.

I beg you. Please.

Come here.

Take it. Set him on fire. - No.

You told her that you would set her on fire..

..If she doesn't say 'I love you' to you, right?

You think girls would accept your proposals if you..

..Threaten them with stabbing and throwing acid on them?

Set him on fire. - No, don't do that.

When it came to you, you are asking for mercy?

If you ever repeat such a thing again..

Forgive me, brother. I beg you. - Apologize there. Apologize.

Forgive me. - Go. Go.

Thanks a lot, Chanti. - You can thank me later.

First of all take sister home. I am about to get a class.

Class? Who will give you a class? - My father.

What is that? - Lord's holy offering.

That won't be enough for you. Distribute it among everyone.

Don't laugh so much or else we would give you..

..100% discount in your bill. - Padmavati. - Yes.

Where is Purushottam? We need to give..

..Offerings to the priest. - Your brother won't let you..

..Take that trouble as well? Look there.

You performed the vow really well, priest.

How did you come in, uncle? - By climbing the pipe.

If you want to come up in life, you have to climb pipes.

Practice it from now onwards..

..And you will definitely benefit it when you grow up.

One scoundrel a home is enough.

Don't make them like yourself.

Here is the Amitabh Bachchan of this home.

Hey, stop there. - Leave it, uncle.

Grandpa would scold you and you'd put your head down shamelessly.

It's an everyday occurrence, uncle.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

You are fighting even on the day of the vow?

Can't you sleep in peace if you don't beat someone or other?

You won't change. - If you have so much faith in me..

..You earn a living for me, I will lead a comfortable life at home.

That's what you are doing now, right?

You wake up in the morning and get into fights..

..And then paint the town red. - What?

You would never listen to your father.

Won't you live in peace without getting scolded by your father?

What's your age and what do you think you are doing?

I talked like that because your father was here.

You didn't feel bad, did you? - I don't feel bad..

..Even if he says hundred things, but if you say..

..Even one thing, I feel very bad, uncle.

Just a bit.

A bit more. A bit more.

"It's realization of a beautiful dream."

"It's a place with fountain of nectar."

"My home is filled with mutual love and understanding."

"It's the place where Gods reside."

"Every season is a festive season."

"Every moment is filled with joy."

"My home is filled with mutual love and understanding."

"It's the place where Gods reside."

"It's realization of a beautiful dream."

"It's a place with fountain of nectar."

"My home is filled with mutual love and understanding."

"It's the place where Gods reside."

"Eyes are different, but we look in the same direction."

"Heads are different, but we think on the same lines."

"We stand by each other through thick and thin."

"Hearts are different, but reaction is the same."

"Our prayers are the same."

"We have immense love for each other."

"Whoever is in need, everyone comes forward for help."

"Whoever sheds tears, everyone comes to console."

"There's huge respect for each other in the family."

"There's no dearth of affection in our home."

"It's a dreamland."

"It's realization of a beautiful dream."

"It's a place with fountain of nectar."

"My home is filled with mutual love and understanding."

"It's the place where Gods reside."

"Our home is always bustling with activity."

"Our home is a place where hostility doesn't enter."

"Our hearts are spotless."

"Our doors are always open."

"Our home knows no fights."

"Our home doesn't lack compassion."

"Every raindrop that falls here is fortunate."

"Every flower that blossoms in this garden is fortunate."

"Heaven is envious of our home."

"Our home is filled with eternal bliss. It is divine."

"It's realization of a beautiful dream."

"It's a place with fountain of nectar."

"My home is filled with mutual love and understanding."

"It's the place where Gods reside." - Hey!

What's that dress? It doesn't match you at all.

Why, uncle? What happened?

I bought a shirt for you. It's kept upstairs in my room.

Go and wear it.

Uncle, matching is superb.

You select my dresses from tomorrow onwards.

Greetings. - Greetings, Mr. Nani.

Pappu. - Brother. - Did anyone come here?

Yes. - Who came?

I came. - You are cracking jokes? I'll break your head.

I'm not asking about you. Did anyone else come?

Yes. - Who come? - You came.

What? What? - Brother.

I am not talking about you and I.

I am asking if anyone else came here.

They are coming.

I didn't ask you about good for nothing fellows.

Did anyone useful for us come here?

Nani, you are talking too much.

I will hit you and you will..

Order two teas. - You don't want Boost?

Hey, two cups of Boost! - Hey, stop it! I was kidding.

Nani, don't mess with it without knowing about it.

It's the silencer. You have to fix a new one.

Hello! I know my job well.

When I started out here you weren't even in your nappies.

You don't wear underwear even now.

Hey, Nani, is the car ready? - Is the cash ready?

I have the cash. - OK.

Hey, the party's here. Already this shed got a bad rap..

..Due to your presence. I talk, quarrel and fight..

..With my customers. You don't get into it.

Look, you can't cross this line. You got it? Get out of here.

Hey, bring a chair for sir. - No, thanks. I need to go fast.

There's a settlement case pending. - One minute, bro.

Hey, bring a coconut. - But I don't drink coconut water.

I am not offering you coconut water to drink, brother.

To ward off the evil eye. - I don't have such superstitions.

But I have, brother. I never deliver a car..

..Without warding off the evil eye from the car, brother.

I am getting late. I need to go fast.

If we don't ward off the evil eye, you time might be up, brother.

Listen to me. - OK, carry on.

Hey, bring the coconut. - Here it is, brother.

Hey, you! I was rushing to go to the settlement case..

..And you broke my car's glass with your sentiment?

Hey, you! I will kill you. I will kill you.

Hey, if you don't repair my car within an hour..

..And deliver it to my home, I am going to kill you.

Hey! He was bashing me up and you didn't even..

..Come forward to stop him? - You told us strictly..

..Not to cross the line. We followed your instructions.

That is what is called friendship. - Yes.