Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...

If I'm crazy,

you made me crazier

because your life is broken and boring.

I'm sick and tired of you! I want you out of my life!

I've officially alienated

every person I know.

I give up.

I'll come home.

Darling, it's time that I take over the reins of your life.

You're incapable.

You made me think that you loved me.

You gave me hope when I had none.

And now, that hope is gone.

- Is everything okay? - I need help.

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Oh, sorry.

She's okay.

She's out of the woods for now.

- Oh... - Oh, thank God.

I knew she'd be fine.

The minute I heard, that's what I told myself.

All right, I got to get back in there.

Dr. Akopian is leaving,

and Rebecca needs somebody in the room with her at all times.

Uh, they assigned a nurse to be her “sitter” or something,

but I got rid of her. And so, now,

all I have to do is fend off a very overeager housekeeper

who just keeps interrupting for no reason.

- Paula. - Yeah?

You don't have to do this by yourself.

We can help, we can take turns.

Yeah, you have a family at home.

Don't be silly. Rebecca needs me.

And my family will understand.

Actually, there is another way you guys can help.

So, she knows everyone is hearing about what happened.

I mean, her phone is blowing up...

Lots of concerned people, really sweet, very annoying.

Could you please just let everyone know that she's okay?

I could do it. I'll get in touch with everyone.

I want to help.

- Oh, great. - Hey.

- I got here as fast as I could. - Why?

- Is Rebecca okay? - For now. Josh, you need to leave.

I can't have Rebecca seeing you or hearing you.

I don't want her to be upset.

In fact, I am worried

that your body spray is gonna waft into her room

and she's gonna know that you're here,

so leave... without wafting.

Dude, you should go.

But I want to talk to Rebecca.

I mean, last time I saw her, we had a really bad fight

and I said I wanted her to go away, which I did,

but not in, like, a permanent way.

Will you at least tell her I was here?

- No... - No.

I'm so sorry, Dr. Akopian.

I failed you.

- God, I'm such a coward. - You were no such thing.

No such thing.

You were brave. You asked for help.

Brave. Asked for help.

Just agreeing with you.

I'll let you get some rest, but don't worry,

there are some great psychiatrists on staff here,

and we'll work together to get you the right help.

Thank you.

- Hi. - Hi.

Are the girls still here?

Oh, yeah. No, we're all here.

# GirlGroup4Evah.

- Are they mad at me? - No.

No one is mad.

Not now, Denise!

Denise, what did I say?

Sweetie, do you need anything?

No, um, no, I think I'm just gonna go to sleep.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed that I caused such a scene.

And I didn't, I didn't even want to die.

I just wanted the pain to stop.

I know.

It's like I was out of stories

to tell myself that things would be okay.

I just feel like I inconvenienced a lot of people.

No, no, no, no. No, you didn't.

And don't you worry about anyone else right now, okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

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Hmm.

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Hey, boss. So, the whole office...

... is going in on a cupcake basket for Rebecca.

Do you want to kick in some money or...

probably doing your own thing?

Yeah. No, I'm-I'm doing my own thing.

Okay, so no money from you, then.

Because I do need an extra eight bucks

and I can't find Darryl.

Called and texted him.

He's at a yurt with his boyfriend or something.

Uh, he probably doesn't have cell service.

Are you okay?

This must be tough, and I know you care about her.

- George, we're done here. - For sure. Uh-huh.

All right, I just have to do this.

I'm gonna do it.

Hi, everyone, I'm Valencia Perez,

Rebecca Bunch's friend.

I wanted to just post a quick update on Rebecca

because I know a lot of people are worried about her.

Rebecca went through a tough time a few days ago, obviously,

but she's stable now

and she appreciates everyone thinking about her.

If you want to connect with her,

you can just write in the comments below

and I will make sure she gets the message.

Thanks, all.

You're posting a video?

I thought you were gonna, like, e-mail people.

Seemed impersonal.

I thought a Facebook video would be better.

I asked Paula, and she said Rebecca thought

it was a great idea.

Okay, sounds good.

Oh, where should I put these chips?

Um, why is he here?

Well, we were supposed to go on our third date

and I was gonna cancel, but then he didn't want me to be alone.

That's sweet, right?

Yeah, sure.

I didn't know a friend's suicide attempt was a plus one event,

but cool.

I told you she might be mad.

She gets like this.

In third grade, she cut off my rat-tail

'cause I sat in her desk once.

Hector, just unpack the cheese puffs... also, rat-tail?

So many questions.

Valencia, let's not be controlling.

I don't think there are, like,

rules for this kind of situation.

You're right.

It's a tough time.

We should be gentle with each other.

Bitch, don't get in my way, bitch.

Are you sure you don't need to go be at home?

What about your kids?

And... the girls... I mean, they haven't been to their jobs

or anything in days; I just feel so bad.

It's fine, it is fine.

Paula,

I'm okay here by myself.

I mean, I got doctors and nurses,

and Denise.

Denise, I will strangle you in your sleep!

Unbelievable.

Honey, do not worry about me.

I am where I should be, which is right by your side.

How's your throat feeling?

Still a little scratchy from the stomach pump and the barfing.

Ugh, it was like all six months of my college bulimia

happened in one day.

That was sassy.

Sassy... my girl is still sassy.

Mama, what's gonna happen when I get out of here?

Tell you what, let's not worry about that right now.

Because you are doing everything you're supposed to.

You met with a doctor,

that... very nice-looking Dr. Shin,

or, as I like to call him, Dr. Dan.

Or, even better, Dr. Damn...

- because he is so cute. - Hmm.

You were honest and brave.

And they said that in a couple of days,

you can go home.

But that's what I'm nervous about.

Once I go home...

how will things be different?

I... will not let you leave here without a plan.

Okay.

Hey, all. Thank you so much for all your comments.

Rebecca feels so encouraged and she's making a lot of progress.

I've read a lot of your comments to her

and they really cheer her up.

Now, get your liking fingers ready,

because Rebecca is going home today.

Yeah, she's talking to the doctor, like, right now.

One sec, guys, BRB.

You ruin a shot again and I will put you in ICU.

He's just trying to go

to the bathroom, and it's right behind you.

No, no, it-it's fine. I can get out of the shot.

I'll just crawl on the floor. I'm sure they mop it frequently.

Are you done talking?