Run Like Hell

What are you doing?

No, please, no.

Please, no. Please, please!

Please, please!

¶ Yeah well it's dark ¶

¶ So I'll wait for the light To go ¶

¶ And I'm strong oh Lord I'm strong ¶

¶ But I've been having Trouble with control ¶

¶ When I break some day I'm gonna break these chains ¶

¶ I'm gonna walk myself away Just to get back home ¶

¶ When I break some day I'm gonna break these chains ¶

¶ I'm gonna walk myself away Just to get back home ¶

Explain to me again why we didn't fly?

Where's the fun in that?

Explain to me why we wouldn't drive?

Look at this. At least in this case,

we've got, you know, good food,

and you know, campy roadside attractions and...

Brother-in-law. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey!

Oh, your breath.

Oh my gosh, Mags,

do you remember that trip we took with Kim?

I can't believe she threw up like three times.

Disgusting!

Your cousin Kim?

Your hot cousin Kim?

Oh, seriously!

Hey, Luke, can you pull over up here.

Ah!

Seriously? Just throw it at him.

Be gentle. Don't hurt him.

What the fuck? Ow!

Nice.

Really, dude, really?

I pissed in my shoe.

What happened, Buddy? Sorry.

That's not funny.

Come on, let him in. Let, let him in.

Are you serious?

Thanks a lot. I pissed all over my shoe.

Real funny, guys.

Eh, it was your wife's idea.

Oh, you sold me out!

What? I'm sorry.

Well in that case, the joke's on you.

So what's this new promotion Maggie told me about?

Um, I moved from account manager

to senior account manager.

What does that mean?

Basically now I'm just a fall guy

in case a client isn't happy.

That sucks.

Yeah, actually it does.

What about you?

How are you enjoying civilian life?

Yeah, it's all right.

You know, work's pretty bland.

A bunch of cushioned fat asses just pushing papers all day long,

no idea how good they've got it.

Uh-huh, right.

So I guess you miss it?

What, the military?

Yeah, sometimes.

I miss my buddies back there, you know?

I don't miss being so far away from Maggie, though.

Yeah.

Did you ever see any action while you were over there?

Nah, nothing much, you know. Mostly it's just time on base.

Did you ever kill anybody?

I'm sorry. I don't-- That was--

We're room six, you're five.

Come grab your bags.

All right.

What the fuck is in this?

How long were we asleep?

A couple of hours.

Hey, what time is check-out tomorrow?

Eleven, but I want to be on the road by six.

Six? Are you serious?

Continental breakfast probably doesn't start until what, like eight?

Fine, whatever.

Six it is.

It's all right.

Good night.

Good night. Yup.

Hey, Hon, come on, wake up.

Are we here?

Hey, Babe, did I pack any of my MREs?

You need those?

Maybe not.

Definitely not.

This looks cool.

So I'm thinking maybe tomorrow we can actually stop

and see some of these sites.

Aw, Sweetie, I know.

Isn't that the point of the road trip anyway?

You just have to try to get along with him.

He's not a bad guy.

He's just a bit of a...

Dick?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh my God!

No, no, no, no, no.

Tomorrow we will stop, promise.

You know I love you, right?

Oh yeah? Oh yeah!

My map!

Oh, careful there, stud.

You sure we packed everything?

Yes.

6 A.M. Luke.

Somebody had a lot of fun last night.

Hm. I'm not the only one.

So, Luke, you think today we might actually have time

to see some sights?

Yeah, I don't see why not.

Yeah? All right, cool.

Thanks, Luke. Yep.

Does this say "Elvis rock"?

Oh, we're going to the Elvis rock.

What is an Elvis?

Are you serious right now? Is she serious?

Wow, okay, okay.

No, she's not serious.

She's obviously insane.

Yes.

...person, Viva Las Vegas?

I don't like Elvis. I don't even know Elvis.

Let's see what the map says.

Are you serious? We have to walk?

Through the desert.

Oh, come on, guys. It'll be fun.

Yeah. Come on, guys.

It'll be fun.

Fine.

Couldn't your sister just ask?

I think it's just right up there.

It better be!

Huh.

Okay.

Well, it doesn't look exactly like Elvis.

Wait a second.

Hey guys, actually-- here, check this out.

Check it out.

I actually think it looks a lot like me, huh?

No.

Come on. Here, Sam, take a picture.

We're leaving.

Smile.

Awesome!

Come on, Jackass.

Oh, you guys are just jealous.

Come on!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, stop!

Come on!

What happened?

We had to stop.

We just had to stop and look at that stupid rock!

All right. This is not my fault.

Luke, stop it.

Hey, you're the one who wanted to stop.

He's the one who wanted to take this stupid road trip

to begin with. How could we have seen this happening?

If we had stuck to my schedule like I wanted to,

we'd still have a car.

All right. You know what? What are you trying to say?

What am I trying to say? Yeah,

I'm saying that your punk ass got our car jacked.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, stop it.

Hey, stop it.

Fighting is not going to help anything.

Let's just call somebody to help and get out of here.

Good idea.

There's no service. I already tried.

Well let me just check my map.

Maybe there's something on here.

I saw a town about a mile from here.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Come on. Give me my map back.

There you go.

Thank you.

There.

Come on!

Come on, Pansy.

There you go.

Don't forget your girlfriend.

Hey, let's just go see if they have a phone we can use.

All right?

Look at all the stuff.