Adventure Time

These ghoul dudes take the form

of whatever you're thinking about.

An angry... No, shy shark baby.

What if life was always just constant fun times on the river?

Let's never do anything boring ever again.

Yes, let's never do anything boring ever ag...

Time for Ice King's boring book reading.

Aw, come on!

He's just gonna read those weird stories

that are basically about us.

I kind of dig getting loosely adapted.

Fionna spoke with the voice of an angelic choir.

"You can have the rest of the screaming chili cheese dip

"if you want," she said.

"It's totally fine."

The end.

I said "the end"!

Let's get some questions.

Where do your ideas come from?

They're beamed into my melon at night...

Same as everybody else. Next!

I have more of a criticism than a question.

I am very open to criticism!

Your story was completely wrong.

And how would you know?

I know...

because I am...

Fionna!

I can show you what really happened.

It's all on this tape!

Ooh! What format is that?

According to this map, we're very close.

- Hey. Hey. - Hi. Hey.

There's the door.

Aw, it's locked.

I'll get us in

with key... eye!

Bam!

"Eye" got it. You get it, Fionna?

Yeah, but it's a stretch.

There I am.

Next time we find a map lying in the backyard,

we should think twice.

At least we get this fancy coffin.

How's it look?

It's a decent addition to the treasure vestibule

but still kind of a letdown.

You know what's never a letdown?

Cookie sauce review party.

Yeah! Cookie dip.

Screaming chili cheese versus sriracha ranch.

Was it real? Who was filming all that?

Wenk, wenk. Needs more hunks!

Dude, I literally have one bazillion questions.

Uh, excuse me, Miss Fionna...

where did this video come fr-o-o-om!

Fionna!

I always knew we'd meet one day and become best friends.

So, uh, remember that time when Cake caught Ruse Goose,

the notorious goose pickpocket?

That was such a long time ago.

But during trial, you realized she was framed

'cause it was actually Abracadanielle pretending

to be a goose all along!

Can I also ask a question?

Besties only.

I was just gonna ask if we could see more of the tape.

Oh, yeah, can we?

I don't think so.

All right, just a little more.

Oh... my... glob.

It's a mummy!

That's right. I'm a mummy!

Aww. Yeah, you are.

And a real cutie, too.

I'm not cute! I'm horrible!

Want to hang?

Okay, that's enough.

Aw!

I want to see more.

I don't want to wear it out. It's my only copy.

And it's very important to me.

Library closes in five.

Click, click, click.

So, where you heading now?

Guess I'll go back to the dump under the bridge where I live.

I'd invite you over, but I don't have a sofa

or TV or anything.

It's literally a dump.

I have a TV. My crib is equipped.

Oh, really?

Hey, you should move in!

Please live with me, Fionna.

This is the sweet spot.

My roo... Oh! I wasn't expecting guests.

Not that you mind a bit of dirt, right?

Nice, huh?

So, this is my room now.

Only the best for Fionna.

Oh, yeah. I like this room, too.

It's where I do all my deep thinking.

Man, I still can't believe it... The Fionna in my bathroom,

touching my toothbrush,

throwing it into my little trash can.

Fionna taking charge!

That's what heroes do.

You're a so much better hero than Finn.

I know.

Plus, don't tell Jake,

but I've always been more of a cat person.

Where is Cake the Cat? Cake?

Cake?

Cake is gone.

Some years back, there was an adventure mishap.

I don't feel comfortable talking about it.