Utopiayile Rajavu (ഉട്ടോപ്യയിലെ രാജാവ്)

'King of Utopia'

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to North?''

''Eastward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to East?''

''Westward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to west?''

''Go straight and then upwards''

''How to go upwards?''

''Go to top and come down!''

''Oh God!''

''Ah Master! Which is the way to Utopia?''

''Via Puthupalli, Poonjar and Pala''

''How?.''

''Board at Pinarai Alight at Kodiyeri''

''Then...''

''After Tiruvanchoor lt is Chennithala''

''That is funny''

''Perunna, Palakad Karichankulankara''

''Kulangara... Kulangaraa...''

''From there it is Aruvikara''

''Then will we reach Utopia?''

''After reaching Mars...''

''Proceed...proceed''

''Take a turnaround''

''How many?''

''After reaching Mars''

''Take a turnaround''

''Jump over moon and sun''

''Fall from the top of lndrapuri''

''Oh God!''

''On seeing a cop at heaven''

''You got scared your beard caught fire''

''Ran away opened up earth and on reaching the hellfire''

''You see the guy on the buffalo''

''You curled your tail and swooped''

''With a head spin you falter and fall''

''Then...''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to Uppin?''

''Southward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to South?''

''Northward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to North?''

''Eastward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to East?''

''Westward of Utopia''

''Which is the way to west?''

''Go straight and then upwards!''

''How to go upwards?''

''Which is the way?''

''Go to top and come down''

''So you don't know where is Utopia!''

Don't tremble my boy!

Why are you so scared?

We have a long association

Thumaru

Thumaru...get some snacks

Don't crave...l wouldn't give

Every one is starved

Aren't you living in Kerala?

Don't you know about these guys just pardon them!

What master?

Get some snacks man

l have some clay ls that ok?

Give it to your dad!

You agreed to make a statue for my dad...

...when you are free Don't forget about it!

You need a person forthat

Without a model how a statue can be made?

One day one of these statues would kill you

They have endured you so much

Why do you get enamoured seeing my Madonna?

l've been watching you for some days

Master don't suspect me

l consider her as my own sister!

ls it?

Murari

Praise the Lord!

Keep the praise with you man!

l have told you umpteen times...

This is Lord Jesus and it is his idol!

But whom have you carved?

What happened father?

Are you asking us? Come here

Look there!

Why there is a scorn in Lord's face?

Does Jesus stand like this...

...with his mouth wide open and smiling?

Your idol depicts as if the Lord...

...is asking his devotees who come to pray

...if they have nothing else to do?

When sponsors came to see the idol did you not disappear?

For many years the Jesus idol...

...is stereotyped l wanted to give a variety

Jesus also needs a change!

Who does not support change?

For a change you keep the idol here

But before the Sunday Prayers...

...you don't return the money

Few valiant youth would descend this place

Then you may have to bear a cross bigger than one carried by the lord

Come...come and take out the idol!

Master pastors are right!

Jesus has a scorn in face!

Some small parish people will come for a second hand idol

l would then give this to them

Forthe time being let Jesus be here!

Which is this place?

Have l again reached Bethlehem?

This is God's own country

As far as l know every country is God's own country

After giving this country to God did thieves take away remaining?

We Malayali's are like that!

God does not wish certain things to happen

But we would call a place where all those things happen...

...as God's own country

Kerala

When you hear the name Kerala...

...your blood should boil and should get pumped up

Who are you? Are you a pope?

Have you heard about Gandhiji?

Who is he?

Just imagine he is a person like you!

We lndians call him Mahatma!

Mahatma Gandhi

l am one of his followers

Chempakaseri Parameswaran Pilla

2 years ago on my centenary year my countrymen made my statue

and placed me here

From that day l was living under suffocation in this place

Anyway it is good you have come Jesus!

Atleast l have a companion now!

You arejust a statue

No one has crucified you!

Lord...this is also a kind of crucification

ln lndia there are thousands of Gandhi statues

...Sufficient enough for crows droppings

...a place for lovers to romance underneath

...and a place for anti social elements to unleash violence

Sad...our Mahatma is exposed to hot sun and rain for many years

Your plight is also similar!

One must be a celeb to become a statue

How did you become a celeb?

Before you learn about me

You must know about this country

This place is Kokrankara

This is Kokrangara Panchayat office

For many years...

l was the President of this Panchayat

(Crowd shouts slogan against Corruption)

voice:By getting bribes incessantly...

you've made this place a bribery paradise

We would not allow you to present this budget

You raise false allegations and want to bring me down from the chair

lt will not happen Markandeya

Until l breathe last l will be the President

...and will present the budget too

Now he is the Panchayat President

He is my nephew Soman Thampi

What is this guy doing?

ls this in good order?

There are umpteen similar orders in this country!

They are hitting me Hitting me

Leave me l say leave me

Don't bite me

Read...read Read out man

2014-2015 Kokrangara Panchayat's budget

l Present before you...

Budget is presented Budget is presented!

What is he doing?

Like zoo and Museum...

...there is one more place of attraction at Thiruvanthapuram

That is Kerala legislature

lt all started from there

Now this has also become a good order!

Not a defeat No defeat!

Not a defeat for Soman Thampi

This is a school founded by me at my place

...named after Mahatma

After my demise Soman Thampi

Changed the name of the school

Boss! Just look at this!

Mahatama Thampi Vilasam memorial school

- How is the board? - Memorial for me?

One day or other that would happen boss!

At that time we need not make a new board!

Make a memorial foryour dad!

Just make it Mahatma Thampi vilasam school

That would do

'Mahatma Thampi Vilasam school'

This is 'Chempakaseri Bavanam'