The Shiunji Family Children (紫雲寺家の子供たち)

The Seijo area of the Setagaya ward of Tokyo,

a prime spot in one of the world's biggest cities

and a hotbed of hot goss

that spreads along the Setagaya Line.

The rumors center around a luxurious mansion,

home of a brilliant self-made entrepreneur.

The many servants who maintain the estate

and tend to every need.

And them,

the seven stunningly beautiful siblings

who are lucky enough to reside there.

Tell me, Shion.

How does one go about acquiring a girlfriend?

- - No idea.

Well, for starters, why don't you tell me

how you managed to snag Yuu?

- Just go with the flow. -Where the hell

am I supposed to find this "flow?"

You need to chill out,

I mean, I know you're under more social pressure than I am,

-but still. -

Wait, what about that one girl you were into?

Any updates?

Uh.

All I said is that she's cute.

You're way too passive, big bro,

especially considering you're the Shiunji family heir

and could have any girl you wanted.

Listen, it's not like I've been holding out

for my destined soulmate or whatever.

But I can't help thinking about it sometimes,

the whole destiny thing.

That's such a "you" thing to say.

What's that mean?

Nothing more or less than what I said.

Don't tell me you boys are fighting this early?

Huh?

You're not exactly the picture of respectability.

You realize more is expected of the Shiunji family heirs?

Male conversations are usually around 10% hobbies,

30% girls, and 60% sex,

so odds-wise, we can pretty easily assume

what they were talking about.

Seriously?

That's like a whole 80%

just about chicks!

Uh-oh,

Minami miscalculated six plus three.

KOTONO (14)

Hm.

Arata was harassing Shion.

Demanding he spill the dirty deets

of his relationship with Yuu!

-You think so? -No, why would I?

You nailed it!

He also mentioned how you've been getting curvy

in all the right places lately, Ouka.

Hey, Velzekyll.

Bite that sleazeball to death and defend my honor!

Ow, stop him, he's actually gonna do it!

Way to go, Vel!

You can just go ahead and rip off

Captain Perv's deviant dick!

Same story, different day.

A rerun on repeat.

This is what you get for creeping on

your poor sisters all the time!

You must realize it is undeniably

disconcerting behavior.

The lady doth laugh too much, me thinks.

Why on earth would I ever look at you idiots that way?

Attaboy, Vel! Good work!

Huh? I'm shocked

you can say that with a straight face

after the Kotono incident.

I told you that was a misunderstanding.

That was wild,

you came close to being thrown into Room Number Eight for it.

It was admittedly a bit of a shock for us.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Rein it in, Ouka.

We should cut our brother some slack.

He's a teenage boy, of course, he's curious,

especially since he's a virgin.

-Huh! -Banri,

you need to stop making excuses for him.

You're enabling this degenerate's wicked ways!

If you wanna see wicked I'll show you wicked!

Also, remember that he spends every day

surrounded by us knockout beauties,

so it's only natural he turned out this way.

It is not natural at all...

because the detrimental effects that inbreeding has on genetics

are common knowledge in this day and age,

so then, lusting after your biological sisters,

it's highly illogical,

especially on the procreation front.

Yet science alone can't explain the human psyche.

I would wager that even our own Princess Logic

has developed a crush by this point.

No way. Dead wrong.

Oh, really?

I suppose you're not blushing either!

Our second and third-oldest are such babies.

-Babies? -Babies?

- -Yeah, I dunno.

At the end of the day, I'd say

Shin is a pretty standup dude, don't ya think?

My sweet baby sister is wise!

Thanks a lot--

What did I do?

Sorry, I've been playing too many fighting games.

Wow, it's like your motor nerves act reflexively.

She's training to be an Olympic athlete,

so of course she's on that level.

I mean, it's not like he's bad looking.

It's just unfortunate

that he's lacking in the personality sector.

Please don't go and waste

the great DNA daddy gave you.

Losing patience.

Oh, right. Are you free Saturday?

What for?

We talked about going out for Kotono's birthday

separate from the party.

Remember?

Well, we chatted and it turns out

all of us girls are available this Saturday.

Cool, my date's on Sunday, anyway.

-And I... - Saturday it is.

-What's your deal? -

Big brother,

you don't have plans, do you?

Sort of...

but it's nothing special.

I can totally reschedule.

I'm grateful.

Heck, yeah! Sounds like we figured it out!

It'll be fun.

Yes, and we haven't all gone out together

since our Mie holiday.

ODAKYU SEIJOGAKUEN-MAE STATION

SEIJOGAKUEN-MAE

Look, it's them.

The five hot Shiunji sisters.

I hear they each have their very own fan club.

They're all a year apart.

It's a miracle to see them together like that.

Their parents must be something special, too.

I hear they're getting offers

from showbiz on the regular.

The thought of living with them

drives me wild!

Are those their two brothers over there?

Yep, seven siblings total.

Ah! Shion is so hot!

The older one looks like

he spends a lot of time in the gym!

BOYS' RESTROOM

If they knew what it was like to live with them,

they wouldn't be jealous at all.

What do you expect?

People are blind. They can't see below the surface.

They can't possibly comprehend what's it's like for us

growing up with five sisters each a year apart.

They hold the power, no question about it.

They can hit us but we're not allowed to hit them back.

And our dad always takes their side on everything.

Yeah, it wasn't easy getting pushed around

by a pack of girls when I was little...

but since we live with five of the prettiest girls around,

people can't help but imagine it's a real-life harem romcom.

There's Banri, the oldest at 18.

A first-year at a prestigious college.

She wants to be a nurse and has a real gentle demeanor,

which makes her super popular with folks of all ages.

Seiha is 17

and a third-year in high school.

She leads the science club

and has the best grades in town.

Her calm and standoffish personality

have made her fiercely popular with some.

Ouka is 16 and a second-year.

Smart and extremely athletic,

she's the star of the swim and track teams.

She's also widely respected and considered a total shoo-in

for our next student council president.

Minami is 15 and a first-year.

A wunderkind who pulled off a three-peat

at the middle school tennis championships.

Widely regarded as a future Olympian.

Her tomboy charms have earned her

a sizable female following.

Kotono, the youngest at 14,

is a third-year in middle school.

She's reserved and has a face that inspires protectiveness.

Those that adore her do so fervently.

Yeah, but I can't see them as anything but our sisters.

You get that they're pretty girls